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Chapter 3

"So Sasori what did you buy?" Kisame had about two bags at his side.

"Two so called "Barbie dolls" that would be a waste on a little brat when it could be used as a weapon of mass destruction," he said with an evil look on him.

"I see," said Kisame. "I wonder where Itachi-san is."

"I wonder where Deidara and Tobi are. "

"We should go home."

"Why?"

"It's already 9 pm and everyone left."

"That's because the mall is now in lockdown so Deidara won't get out."

"Oh yeah….can you tell me what Deidara did now?"

Sasori sighed. "Go find Itachi so he can tell you."

"Why Itachi?"

"Because I can't tell you the story with a straight face like Itachi can," said Sasori and with that, they went on a search for Itachi.

Itachi in the food court

"I want a doughnut with coffee, no sugar, a cake with the Uchiha symbol and fruit," ordered Itachi.

"Uh…sir, this is McDonalds. We don't sell half of what you just said," said the teenager who was attending him. Itachi activated Sharingan. "I mean, I'll be back with your food. Ha ha ha…" He turned and ran out from behind the cash register.

"Hurry! I'm hungry!" Itachi yelled behind him.

"Yes sir!!" the teenager shouted back.

Itachi went up to any random table which happened to be one with an old lady in it. "Move," he commanded. The old lady looked at him with big eyes. "That's not going to work old hag." He paused. "Now move."

The old lady got her cane and smacked Itachi more than five times saying, "Didn't your mother teach you manners?" She left with her nose high in the air.

Itachi twitched as a bump grew on his head. He took a seat and noticed everyone was staring. "What the hell are you people looking at?!" They all turned as if nothing had happened.

"Hey Itachi," greeted Zetsu as he sat in the seat in front of Itachi.

"You've got a toe stuck on your lip," he pointed out to Zetsu.

(Slurp!) "Sorry."

"Exactly how many things did you eat today?"

"…..9…."

Itachi stared at him. "Including people."

"….52."

"If you get E.Coli again, I'm not picking up anything."

"…." Zetsu recoiled at the thought of getting sick for the second time.

"Itachi, Kisame wants to know what Deidara did." Sasori and Kisame came walking to Itachi's table.

"No. I'm not telling that story again."

"Oh! Let Tobi tell the story!" Yes. Tobi appeared out of no where which scared the crap out of everyone. They sat around the table and waited for Tobi to begin.

"It all started-"

"Hey guys! I finally found you!"

"It's Konan! RUN!" Itachi and Kisame ran one way while Zetsu and Sasori ran the other way. Tobi was captured by Konan.

"Damn you all! Tobi will get revenge!!" screamed Tobi at the top of his lungs to make sure they heard him.

"That was close," said Kisame. "Itachi, why does it look like you're about to kill?"

"Because I never got my food..." Itachi glared.

"…"

HIdan and Deidara

"How long do we have to stay here, un?" Deidara and Hidan where in a small changing room in Orochimaru's secret.

"Till the fucking cops and guards leave," Hidan responded.

"Hey, what if we squeeze through the air vent?"

"My stupid scythe won't fit."

"Well then why don't you think of a plan genius, un?

"I already have but…"

"But what, un?"

"Deidara, have you ever worn women's clothes?" Deidara found it strange that he wasn't cursing like he always does.

"No…what are you getting at?"

"We could dress as girls and walk out."

"I'll stay here while you go and get help, un."

"No fucking way! You look more like a goddamn girl so you go!"

"No, you, un!"

"You!"

"You!"

"Better idea, we both go," Hidan said.

"Deal, un."

"Okay, you go look for the damn dresses and I'll go look for the shoes. Meet back here."

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