I hate doing this..
Disclaimer: I don't know Naruto or anything in the story…
Well I recently posted the last chapter but I thought the funniest part of Hidan and Deidara's adventure was about to begin, therefore I am writing this down
By the way puky is not here as u notice...its all me this time lol
Let the chapter begin!
2 hours later
"um…Hidan?" (Deidara)
"what?" (Hidan)
" I only found pink and yellow dresses" Deidara mentioned holding up the pink dress to Hidan
"twitch you couldn't find a back one or gray?" Hidan cursed the thought of ever sending Deidara to do any thing
"Well the guy with glasses that was attending me really recommended theses colors (yes it was Kabuto)"
Hidan stared at him for a moment, then shook this thought away
"Whatever just gives me the yellow one"
"NO WAY" Hidan froze for a second
"why…?" he stared at Deidara waiting for an answer.
"because it matches my hair" Deidara said this proudly bring the dress up to his body and look at him self in the mirror.
Hidan had no choice. He had to do this to save Deidara
Slap "DEIDARA COME BACK TO YOUR SENSES!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?" he slapped Hidan back
slap Hidan again
slap Deidara
"stop it !" Hidan grabbed Deidara approaching hand
"you started it" Deidara whined
"we need to get the Fuck out of here before we turn gay. Now hand over the fucken yellow the dress"
"make me" Deidara tuck out his tongue
"FINE JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKEN PINK DRESS!" (Hidan)
deidara handed him the pink dress, turning around with their backs facing each other they got dressed and put on some high heels
"hmmm….hey Deidara does pink make my butt look fat?" Hidan stuck up his butt and looked at him self in the mirror
"why would I want to look down there..?" He was putting on some eyeliner he found in the corner.
"because I don't wanna go out there looking fat:
"its not my problem you are a fatass"
"AHHHHHHH!! Damn it we are doing that again"
"doing what?" the blonde male asked
the sith owner smacked himself "acting like a fucking pair of gay man!!"
"no we're not!" the blond yelled "I am 100 macho"
"Deidara you are putting on blush…."
"HOLY SHIT. YOUR RIGHT! WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!" he dropped all the make up in his hands
"okay on three we run the fuck out of here like there is no fucken tomorrow, got it?" Hidans hand reached for the door
"1…" HIdan
"2…" Deidara
"3!!" Hidan
The slivered hair man ran out like death was behind him , meanwhile Deidara shut the door to the changing room HIdan just ran out of in a pink dress. A hand with a mouth wiped the blonds forehead.
"Hehehehe, Hidan is so slow. I can't believe he fell for me acting like a girl. Now to get through that air vent." Nope Deidara was not going to humiliate himself by going out in public wearing a dress.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" a screaming Hidan came out of Orochimaru's secret. No police or guard recognized him
"we did it Deidara we are out!" he jumped up and down. Which looked odd seeing as he was wearing a dress and high heels . He looked around expecting to see Deidara behind him .
"Deidara..?" Hidan only saw his sith (that grim reaper thing he carries) "you Mother fucken basterd!!"
Itachi, kisame. And sasori, after running away from konan, were gather their member so they can finally get out off the hell they call the mall. Itachi came to a stop causing kisame and Sasori to bump into him
Glare "don't bump into me"
"sor-….Itachi-san….is that….Hidan?"
sigh "I hope not" I should have stayed in konoha
"It is Hidan isn't it?" another embarrassment for akatsuki…
"Right now I am so glad I didn't get him as a partner" (Zetsu) Zetsu and kakuzu came out of a near by store
"sadly I am…" every one stared at Kakuzu as in telling him 'I almost feel sorry for you'
with pain
"So , if I by 1 I get the other free?" pain (by now) was annoying the hell out of the sales person
"for the last time its BUY ONE GET THE OTHER ½ OFF" the sales person whose name tag read 'bob'
"Sir I give u all the earrings in this case will u LEAVE?" bob slammed his hands on a glass case
"NO WAY, there are like ten I don't like in this case" he pointed at the ones he disliked
sigh this guys been here for 5 hours…and he is scaring away all my customers
"okay I have made up my mind" Pein stoop up strait
"yes…..?" bob eagerly asked
"I'll get…."
YES…??" even happier now that Pein might leave soon bob asked
"the ones on 50 off"
"Itachi, can u tell us again why we have to hang on to this rope" Kakuzu raised his arm showing a very thick rope tied around hi wrist.
"so u wont get lost" his violent voice relied
"and it was really necessary to ties us to this as well?" the plant man asked
"if I didn't tie you people to it then you would all run away. Then I would have to gather you all…again." The assassin turned his head in different directions
"…" every one just stared at Itachi wondering why his head was moving in all directions
"do any of you idiots know where the stupid blond is?" in a complete coincidence Deidara fell from a near by vent landing on the red head male.
"damn it Deidara get off me" an angry Sasori pushed the blonde away.
"sorry un" Deidara apologized
glare
sweat drop
a violent Itachi
"why did Itachi-san tie me to a rope un?" the blonde tried to chew through the thick rope but failed "HEY, why isn't sasori and Kisame tied too?!"
"because unlike you morons they wont run away" the red eyes glared at no one in particular.
Well that it for now I just want thank the people who actually review.
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