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Ch.4

Strut Your Stuff

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Everyone knew that Sparkle was a wealthy hamster since she had a rich owner. Even her cage was higher than high class, equipped with all sorts of add-ons, including a secret door underneath. Below the cage, deep underground, Sparkle and Luna worked ceaselessly, tightening a bolt here, welding a piece of metal there.

"How do you know how to make stuff like this?" asked Luna. "Are you just really good at tools and stuff?"

Sparkle was about to answer, but an explanation wouldn't come into her head. After a few seconds, all she could do was shrug. "I have no idea. I guess revenge just brings out the best in me." Sparkle glared at the goth hamster. "Who said you could stop? Keep going!"

Luna picked up a screwdriver, pointing it at Sparkle. "Try ordering me around again, see what happens!"

Tennis, a wide grin on her face, walked down the tunnel towards the clubhouse with the rest of the ham ham girls following her. "Come on, you don't wanna keep your boys waiting, do ya?"

"Umm, I don't know about this," said Pashmina nervously. "I'm way out of my comfort zone."

"Keep thinking like that," said Tennis. "While you second guess yourself, Aura's gonna put Kai in his comfort zone if you catch my drift."

Coral played with her ponytail. "Well, if it helps me win Jingle back, I'll do it. Who knows? It could be fun!" The girls stopped at the door to the clubhouse.

Tennis turned to the girls. "Okay, remember what I taught you and those boys'll be all over you in no time!"

"Alright," sighed Bijou. "Et'z for zee boys."

"For the boys!" the girls whispered loudly. They took a deep breath before Pepper kicked the door open.

The boys and Aura looked over at the door as the girls strut their stuff. "Hiya boys!"

Stan's mouth watered as he practically undressed the girls (minus Sandy) with his eyes. He slapped himself in the face before looking back at the girls. "Alright, this isn't a dream! It can't be since my sister's with them and they aren't doing stuff to each other…or me."

Bijou walked sensually over to Boss, Hamtaro, and Ace, demonstrating her 'sexy walk' Tennis taught her. "How's it going boys?"

Boss stood silently, not even breathing as his face turned bright red. Finally, his nose erupted in an anime-style nosebleed before he fainted.

Ace stood coolly, a suave grin on his face," Bijou…you seem happy. Care to tell me why in someplace more private?"

"Well, Bijou's always happy!" exclaimed Hamtaro, not even noticing Bijou attempts to hit on him. "Hey, where were you guys?"

Giving up on trying to push her sensual advances into Hamtaro's thick head, Bijou, walked over to Ace, pushing him into Boss's armchair while sitting on his lap. "You're certainly a naughty British ham ham, aren't you? Umm, how about we 'ave a, uh…Boston tea party with your, er…thing." Tennis had attempted to teach Bijou how to talk dirty, though the French hamster failed miserably.

Ace did his best to stifle his laughter, but if proved much too strong, causing him to burst out in giggles. "Bijou, is this some sort of April Fools joke? I'm afraid you're a little late!"

Meanwhile, Pashmina stood by Kai, Dexter, and Howdy, playing flirtatiously with her scarf. "I really hope Penelope isn't watching me," she thought. "This is so embarrassing!"

Howdy and Dexter suddenly snapped out of their daze, glaring at each other. They each grabbed a stool in their paws. "She's mine!" They swung the stools at each other's head, knocking themselves out.

Pashmina sweat dropped, but quickly regained her composure as she stared lustily at Kai. "So…how's it going Kai?" Kai, a shy hamster, typically blushed even when someone talked to him. Whenever Pashmina talked with him though, his blushing increased tenfold. Now that Pashmina was flirting with him, this brought on a new level of blushing, his face more red than a tomato. He finally collapsed, causing Pashmina to sigh with defeat.

Sandy giggled naughtily as she allowed Maxwell and Ty to gaze at her. She 'accidentally' dropped her ribbon on the ground, causing her to giggle once again. "Oops! I'm so clumsy!" She was about to bend over when Suzy bumped her out of the way, staring wildly at Maxwell before 'accidentally' dropped her glasses. "Oopsie! I'm such a butterfingers!" She bent over, making sure Maxwell had the best view, when a sudden realization hit her. She was pretty much blind without her glasses. She got down on the ground, flailing her paw around. "Darn it, where are they?"

Maxwell sweat dropped as Ty looked at him. "Dude, your stalker's kinda weird."

"Howdy there Oxy!" exclaimed Pepper, a cowboy hat on her head as she twirled a lasso.

"Oh…uh, hey Pepper," replied Oxnard, his face flushed red.

Pepper swung the lasso, catching Oxnard and tightening the rope around his neck. "It's about time I rode that chubby butt o' yours. Giddy up horsey!"

"What the heck Pepper?' Oxnard managed to gasp out while her fought for air. "What are you doing?"

"Um, I think Tennis called this erotic asphyxiation," replied Pepper, trying her best to pronounce the name correctly. She tugged on her lasso harder. "Like it?"

"You're killing me you psycho!" hissed Oxnard. "I can't breathe!"

Coral looked around the room, until she found Jingle in the back of the room, sitting in a chair. She walked up behind him, rubbing his warm chest fur. "So Jingle, it's been a while…" She stopped suddenly as the sound of snoring reached her ears. Taking her paws off of him, she allowed his slumbering form to flop to the ground. "You gotta be kidding me!"

Aura cocked her head to the side quizzically. "What's going on? Why are the girls acting so different?"

Sparkle and Aura walked down the tunnel, carrying some sort of bazooka with them. They stopped by Tennis, who was gasping for air as she continued to laugh.

"So, how's the plan going?" asked Luna.

"Um…is it possible to get a grade lower than 'F'?" asked Tennis. "By the way, I don't think you have to worry about Bijou flirting with Hamtaro. I don't think she could even turn on Stan if she tried!"

Sparkle put on a determined face as she grasped the bazooka. "Okay then, we move on to plan 'B': Operation Make-Aura-Cry!" She charged in the room yelling like a Spartan in 300. Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing as Sparkle pointed her weapon at Aura. "Suck sweet vengeance you career thief!" Sparkle pulled the trigger on the bazooka, shooting a ball of sticky fluid at Aura, which hit her square in the face, knocking the new ham ham out of her seat.

The room was filled with utter silence until Aura sat up, tears in her eyes. "W-Why would you do that? That was really mean…"

"Yeah, that's kinda the point!" replied Sparkle. "There's the door, now beat it!"

Aura slowly rose to her paws, tears running down her goop-covered cheeks. "I-I'm sorry if I made you mad at me. I don't know what I did…but I'm sorry." Covering her face with her paws, she ran out of the clubhouse.

Sparkle sighed happily, standing proudly. "That's right, I saved the day! A simple thank you will suffice."

Bijou glared at Sparkle. "You little rat! What was zat for?"

"Yeah, that was, like, totally not cool!" replied Sandy.

"What?" snapped Luna. "You told us to get rid of her and we did! You should be thanking us!"

"We didn't want you to make her cry," explained Pashmina. "We wanted you to get rid of her!"

"You what?" asked Ty, the rest of the boy hamsters glaring at the girls."

Suzy chuckled nervously as she adjusted her glasses. "Um…this isn't as bad as it seems…"

"I can't believe all of you would stoop to such a level," said Maxwell sternly. "I thought you were better than that."

Bijou took a step forward towards Hamtaro. "Hamtaro I…"

"Bijou, don't talk to me now," said Hamtaro, not even making eye contact with her."

Boss opened the clubhouse door. "Come on, let's go find her. You girls can stay here so you don't cause anymore trouble." The boys hurried out of the room, leaving the room filled with heart broken girls.

Sandy let her ribbon drop from her paw. "What have we done?"

Jingle's eyes suddenly opened as he sat up, looking about the room. "Whoa, did I miss something?"

I hope everyone liked the chapter! I start school on Monday, but I'll try putting the final chapter up before then. Please R&R!