Chapter 3
JJ's point of view
Small A/n:
I
HATE
Sauerkraut! Okay, I forgot who says, OMJ, but I know I read some of you're stuff. Who was it?? Thanks butaNENG, because you're the only one who reviewed the last chapter. But I also think you're the only one who read it.
The day after I went to Dani's (this bit is thoughts flowing through JJ's head, I'm not bothering to use special font)
Boy, I'm the dumbest man known to man. Kairi?! I mean come on, JJ. You know that you like her. But you'll never hear the end of it, from Hanna and Dani. Okay, shut up. Stop dwelling. Oh!! The test. I got a B, Dani got an A- and Hanna got an F, no, just kidding she got a B-. We did pretty good. What now? Kairi. No!! Shut up!! Stop, bad boy!! Okay what can I do to distract myself? Looking around my room, computer, TV, book, drawing. What else? Nothing. At all. I went to my desk and turned on the computer, and signed on. Okay, what now? Blog!! I typed in the address, (to be filled in later) and updated sadly all that was said was how stupid I am.
God. Why? What did I do that gave me a mind that didn't learn to think before I talk. Hanna and Dani will forever torture me with it. And in case you're wondering what I did, here's what I said to them: You guys, think guys can be just like girls, cracking so easy. Yeah right! Like I would tell you I have a crush on Kairi! And I'm not sure but I think that Dani, had a 'Joy to the world guys are dumb!' look on her face. Sorry, but now I gotta go wallow in self pity.
The next day (already?)
Now (I really wish I wish I wasn't here) we're at Hanna's. OMJ! Did you know that her family's RICH?
"OMJ! YOU ACTUALLY OWN All THE KINGDOM HEARTS!?" Dani yelled, out of the blue.
"I haven't even touched them," Hanna replied
"You've never played?"
"Nope!"
"You play at my house…"
"Silly goose! That's why girls have friends who like what you like!" Hanna exclaimed.
I felt left out, so I shouted "YOU LIKE SORA!!"
"DROPPING THE SUBJECT!" Hanna shouted angrily. We stood there for about 0.4 seconds before Dani and I ripped open KH 1 and shoved in the disk holder in her PS 2. Like always Hanna got to play first.
"No fair! I wanna play at Destiny Islands!" Dani whined/said.
"Don't you have this game at your own house?" I asked her.
"Yeah, but I never pass up a chance to play as Sora. Hey, you got any cream cheese?" Dani asked.
"I'm not sure, I'll go check." And with that Hanna left the room in search of cream cheese.
"Dani, you have a problem."
"Oh really, and that is…?"
"You eat the weirdest things," I stated simply. Beeeeep!
"What the-"
"Hey, Dani, do you want regular of strawberry?" Hey, that sounded like Hanna…
"Hanna? Aren't you in the kitchen?" Gee, I sound like a dumb bass. Of course she is, what was the 'Beeeeep' then?
"Intercom" Dumb bass, I should get a sign 'Hey!! I'm a dumb bass! I tell my friends I crush I have on somebody, who isn't even real!! And I am failing math!!'
"Ahhhhh!! What the hell is that thing?!" I shouted, and much to my dismay, I sounded like a girl. Crap. And to make matters worse, Hanna hadn't turned off the intercom, so she and Dani heard me. Frick. Have you ever fainted? Yeah, I was just on the brink of unconsciousness but suddenly Kairi saved me, obviously you're wondering how, let me enlighten you:
Jeffery! Come on!! If you faint you'll never have a chance about dating me against Sora!!
There she was, but now she's gone and Dani has regular cream cheese.
"Can I have some?" I wondered, I mean, nothing like a breakfast condiment (I've always wondered, is it a condiment?) To help someone who almost fainted!
"Sure, but don't get your 'scared of cat' germs all over it. And JJ, it was just Fluffy, my cat" Sometimes Hanna can be so rude. Yummmmmm. Cream cheese.
"Look who's eating weird things now!!" Dani taunted. Honestly these people live to make fun of guys, but that's a different story for a different place…
"Whatever, just gimmie some." I barked.
"Hey can we play now?" Hanna asked, almost interrupting our conversation. I got the controller, since Hanna and Dani were eating cream cheese.
"Okay, load game, new game, or go into the game?" I asked listing the options.
"New ga- Go into the game?" Hanna said. I moved the arrow/light-up back round thingy to the third option.
Then all of a sudden the T.V screen showed a green swirl.
"Good choice, Just do me a favor," Said a voice, "Don't die on me,"
Then the play station blew up and I went tumbling into darkness.
"I feel like I'm Flying!" Dani say said.
"Well, people sometimes say that when you fall a long ways down, you think your flying," I said.
"Yeah, falling FEELS like flying, but there's a BIG difference," Hannah agreed.
"And that is..." Dani asked.
My eyes popped open.
"When your falling what happens when the tunnel ends?" I asked.
"Oh sh-- OW!"
So that's it. Third chapter. And wait- 913 words, somewhat of improvement? Don't hate me if it sucks,
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