Chapter number 5!!
Hanna's POV
Hey!
It's the one and only Hanna Disney! The most annoying girl one
could ever meet, according to our friend, JJ. So yeah, I was
sitting—okay more like lying on the bed in a hotel room, guess
where. TRAVERSE TOWN! Booyah! I mean, come on, its now every day
you're friends come over and then you're sucked into the best
video game of all time, right? Hey why does that sound familiar? I
bet JJ has already told you. Ah, you beat me this time,
JJ, but I
will get back at you! Aye! Bad headache, I'm gonna stop screaming
in my head now…
"Could someone please explain why my head feels like hell?" I asked everyone standing around. (please go back to chapter 4 if you find this confusing)
"We would, but this is easier, go back to chapter 4!" The anonymous voice from above told me. No, I'm not making shit up, someone really said that.
"Kay!" I realized that would be wayyyyyy to much work, I'm feelin' pretty lazy. I stood up. "Dani, could I talk to you, over here, for maybe, I donno a second or so?" She nodded, and walked over to me. "Who pulled us into the game?"
"Ummm. I think it was JJ who had the controller…" Spectacular.
I'm in a video game.
I'm in a video game with a character that I have a crush on.
I'm in a video game with someone whom I have a crush on and my best friend has a crush on.
I'm in a video game with someone whom I have a crush on, my best friend has a crush on and I'm in a video game with JJ. 'Nuff said.
Shit.
"Got up on the wrong side of life today, yeah.Wash the car and I'm gonna be really late. My phone doesn't work cuz it's outta rage. Looks like it's just one of those kinds of days." Dani started singing.
"Please stop. I'm begging" JJ begged, no really he did!! I don't think he has any taste for Avril, I'll be sure to remember that…
"I have an idea! Hey do any of you like sea salt ice cream?" Sora asked. Crap… 'Do we?' I mouthed to JJ and Dani, hopefully with out Riku or Kairi noticing.
'Maybe…?' Dani replied. I looked at JJ, who had a very depressing look on his face… but why?
'We've never tried it.' He informed me. Oh! I forgot we've heard of it… but never tried it.
"I don't think we have ever had it." I answered for my friends. Kairi nodded.
"OK. Than should we go to Twilight Town or Radiant Gardens?" TWILIGHT TOWN!! I would love to meet Olette . She seems like a really nice person. And don't worry, I'm not a lesbo!
"Well, I for one--even if my opinion doesn't matter-- would like to go visit Hayner and the gang." Riku said.
"Okay, let's go there then." Sora decided. "Oh yeah, is that okay with you guys, if all of go there?" He asked us. We all nodded. I don't know why JJ would want to go there; he hated that part of the game.
"Let's go!" Kairi sang, and bounced out of the room with Dani, who seemed to know the way to the Gummi Ship. I stayed behind with Riku, JJ and Sora.
"So what world are you guys from?" Riku asked. And here come another trail of lies… Damn.
'JJ? Where are we from?' I mouthed. I'll say it now: I'm not the Queen anymore. But rather JJ is the King.
'Not destiny islands… or any other worlds, just say earth.' While I was asking JJ, I put some kind of 'longing' look in my eyes.
"Earth." I starred at the dark sky above me. "Wow. That sky is really pretty." I smiled, although I had no idea, if I was in a coma or I was dead, but somehow not in heaven yet, I was perfectly content.
"I've never been there before." Sora said. "Who knows, maybe Riku Kairi and I will be there someday." He smiled too. Awww! His smile is soo cute!
"Trust me, I don't think you'll like it there," JJ told him. Dunderhead.
"Why?" Riku cut in. "What's wrong with that world?"
"People speak different languages. It's hard to understand." I chucked at JJ's joke.
I rolled my eyes, "Sure, that's what wrong with it." I was not in the mood to get in a fight with someone right now. So I agreed. We were almost at the gummi ship when Kairi called.
"Sora! Riku! Get your areses over here! I need to talk to Olette, I need to tell her something, before I forget!"
"What could be so figgin important, that you had to use a British Swear word?" JJ, who was next to me asked. God, if he had a crush on this girl, he surely didn't show it.
"British…?" Sora asked. How, they've never head of England… Right? Not Great Britian... Oh, I donno.
"A-- uh… well, we call it a country. I'm not sure if you guys know what it is." I kinda explained.
"Oh," Riku said. "Arse… Doesn't that mean ass?"
"Very good, now what color is the table cloth?" I joked as Sora and JJ chucked. And I could just hear Dani thinking she was supposed to be the funny one.
"Don't worry Dani, the next joke will be yours!" I told her. She looked shocked.
"Wha-?"
"I'm your best friend, I should know what you're thinking."
"OH! Yeah. Hehe." She laughed.
In the Gummi Ship
"Are we there yet?" Sora whined. A chorus of 'no's filled the… what is it called… cock pit… (A/N Go ask my brother, he'll tell ya!) Whatever.
"Let's go to Alaska, doooooooooooooooodeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we th-" JJ sang.
"If you say 'yet' one more time, it might as well be your last word," I threatened. But little boys will be little boys. What can ya do? (I was only making fun, JJ is my age.)
"Yet." JJ whispered.
"That's it!" And I started chasing him. As usual, Dani stopped us. She-of course-grabbed my shirt collar.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Dani! You're chocking me!" I screamed.
"Almost like you were about to do to JJ?" Urg. She let go, giving me an idea to get back at her.
"Dani likes JJ, Dani likes JJ." She put her fist up. "Oh, I'm only kiddin', every one knows you like Riku!" I teased. And suddenly, I was starring at someone whose face looked like a cherry.
Shit.
"Really…?" Riku asked. He smiled, Dani didn't see it because her eyes were closed.
"Dani," I whispered. "I'm soooo sorry! But I think he likes you too!" I thought for a second. And looked up at Riku. "What would you do if she said that she does like you?"
"Something along the lines of, I like her too." Dani finally looked up. I smiled, like so wide we could all sit in it.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" Dani screamed. I laughed. They are so CUTE!
"Me and my mouth… They make a good pair." Sora, JJ, and Kairi chuckled.
"Now all you have to do is get JJ to spot being… JJ." Dani joked, pointing her eyes over to Kairi. No one noticed, THANK GOD!
"Yup," I agreed. "Hey are we almost there?" I said as Dani and Riku went into another room, hopefully so they could talk—ONLY talk.
In Twilight Town
We walked (Riku and Dani were holding hands! It was so CUTE!) into the Gang's 'usual spot'. I don't think anyone noticed that it was rude, no one has class anymore…
"Oh my freaking God!" Olette screamed, apparently she noticed us first.
"Olette!" Kairi yelled "I haven't seen you in forever!" I say Sora mumble something, like, yes two months is forever. "Oh, I forgot! These are our new friends, This is Dani, she and Riku like each other… aren't they cute? Well anyway this is Hanna," She pointed at me. "And this it JJ." She moved to whisper in Olette's ear. And I have no guess what she said. Crap, I wonder if JJ does.
"Hey can we go get ice cream?" Sora asked, dang, he's wayyyy to cute. Wait, why do I hear Eminem?
"Chicka chikca slim shady," I sang along.
"Hanna, I know you change your ringtone like, every few minutes, but can please remember what song you use?" JJ somewhat politely asked. Oh, that's my phone. HEHE!
"Okay, fine. I'll answer it, I'm just amazed it still works." I pulled my phone outta my pocket, "Oh! I got a text, from Alyssa!" I said, very, very happily. "She's asking me where I am. We were gonna go shopping… What should I tell her?" I move over to where only Dani and JJ could hear. "That I got sucked into a video game, with my best friends and now one of those best friends go a new boyfriend in that video game I was sucked into?" I sighed. "That's so not gonna fit into a text." I muttered. I looked at Dani, she looked like she barely knew what we were talking about. God, Riku, why'd you have to tell her before the text message?!
Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.
"I know! Tell her that… no that wouldn't work… What about… No that wouldn't work either… Tell her you have to go… To ummm, I don't know…." I had enough of that.
"Why don't I just tell her I'm busy?" I asked. I didn't wait for a response from JJ.
Aly, Cant come. Chores… sucks.
Loves, your BFF Hanna
And that took care of her. But not really. She replied,
Damn, k but finish asap!!
Loves, your BFF Aly!
"I. Want. To. Go. Get. Some. Ice Cream." Sora whined. I admit it. I had to laugh.
"Okay!" Said Hayner, speaking for the first time since we got here. Pence, who came outta no where, nodded.
"Hey wheres Roxas?" Riku asked. I looked around, although I wasn't supposed to know who he was, I wanted to beat JJ to finding him.
"Oh, Roxas is at Namine's mansion." Pence spoke up.
"Well, why can't we invite her too?" Kairi asked. YAY! Namine is so nice!
"I guess we can…" Hayner said.
"Okay then! LET'S GO!" Kairi yelled, and ran off, Olette and Dani flowing her. Once again, I stayed behind with the guys.
"So you're… Hanna and JJ, right?" Pence asked. We nodded. I wondered if they knew about other worlds and all the places Sora and Riku have been.
"So who's Roxas and Namine?" JJ asked.
"some of our friends," Pence answered "Well, Roxas was my friend, until he ditched us, to hang out with Namine." He muttered.
"Aww, come on now. Would you spend all your time with a girl if she was your new girlfriend?" Hayner asked.
"Yup!" Riku said happily. I nodded my head, these guys are just plain weird.
"You are the strangest boys I have ever met." I laughed
"Men, you mean" Sora argued.
"Sure…" I said sarcastically.
Outside Namine's mansion
I have a strange urge to call it the creepy mansion, instead of Namine's. I said that to JJ, when no one was listening, and he just laughed in my face. Damn I wish Dani didn't leave me with these guys.
"Are weeeeeeeee there yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet?" I asked, very, very tired of walking.
"Yeah, it's right there." Riku said. Hayner and Pence ran ahead of us and the girls, who were playing around the bushes, and knocked on the door.
"NAMINE! ROXAS! GUESS WHO'S HERE!" They yelled. I told all the girls and Sora and Riku, except Olette and Hayner and Pence, to hide.
"What?!" Roxas yelled from inside the house. "Don't you guys know I'm busy?" He yelled.
"Just get your lazy ass down here." Pence said. When they finally got to the door, and questions bombed on Pence, Olette, and Hayner, Roxas calmed down.
"So, what did you want?" Roxas asked again. "Come on!! We don't have all day!" He yelled.
"Well, we wanted to know if you wanted to go get some ice cream." Olette said.
"That's it?!" Roxas said. Namine looked confused.
"No," Hayner added.
"We," Pence said.
"Have," Olette continued.
"some," Hayner said.
"Friends,"
"Over," Olette finished.
"That's it!" Roxas exploded.
"Naw, but we got some new friends we wanted you to meet." Hayner laughed.
"Okay… so why do I care?" Roxas asked.
"Do you wanna meet 'em or not?!" Hayner asked.
"Why not?"
"Okay there's two girls and one boy, which one first?" Olette asked.
"Why can't I meet them all at one?"
"Cuz you can't."
"Fine, uhhh. They boy…?"
"JJ! Get out here!" JJ walked out. He looked at Roxas and Namine.
"…Hi?" He said.
"okay, okay slow down!!" Pence said sarcastically. "You're talking waaaaaaaaaay to fast."
"Now who?"
"The other girl, I don't care."
"okay, Dani, come here." Before Dani moved, I shouted,
"Why do I have to be last??"
"Someone has to be."
"Hanna you can go, I don't mind." I jumped up in joy, and ran out to meet Namine and Roxas.
"That's Hanna." JJ said dully. I glared at him. Everyone somewhat expected it.
"Dani can you come out here?" I asked my best friend. She ran out and attached herself to my side. "This is my bestest friend in the whole wide world!" I said, acting like I little kid.
"I. Want. To. Go. Get. Ice. Cream." Sora whined from behind the bushes, where Dani, JJ and I used to be. I forgot they were back there.
"Oh, yeah, Sora, Riku, and Kairi are here." Olette said, bonking her head with her plam. They walked out, Sora muttering about ice cream the whole time.
"I think we should go get ice cream. Sora hasn't stopped talking about it since we decided to come here." Riku said.
So we went to get sea salt ice cream. Boy, is that stuff good or what?
"Ohmigod. Who the hell came up with that? Pure brilliance. I mean it." I said.
"Donald's uncle." Sora said. "Or maybe he just reinvented it." He tried to think for a second. "I don't know."
Night time.
"Hey, were are you guys gonna sleep?" Olette asked as we were sitting on the clock tower.
"In New Zealand!" Dani suggested. I rolled my eyes.
"Okay, we you can find a way to get us home Dani, we'll sleep there."
"Where's New Zealand?" Roxas asked.
"It's a country." Dani answered.
"In our word. Planet… Solar system. Whatever." I answered.
"Hey, why doesn't everyone sleep over at my house?" Namine asked. Kairi's face lit up.
"Yay! We can have a party!" everyone nodded. Expect me, JJ and Dani. We all looked blank.
"Okiedokey! Let's go to my house!" She cheered.
So we did.
Dani and I remembered that it JJ's birthday the next day, and luckily none of the girls had gone to sleep yet. We told Namine, and Oltte and Kairi. Namine had an idea what we could do to celebrate.
The next day
Nami, yes I've started calling her that, got all the girls up early. We went down to the kitchen and saw a chocolate cake sitting there, half way frosted.
"since it's JJ's birthday, I got a cake made. We just gotta pu-"
"Why is it only half frosted?" Kairi asked.
"I though it would be fun to put the rest on." Namine answered.
"Then let's get started!" Oltte said. After aroung 20 mintues, and lots of giggling, we finally got all the iceing on. Complete with 14 candles and a 'Happy Birthday' somewhat neatly printed on the top.
"Now what?" I asked.
"Lets go wake the boys up!" Kairi said.
"okay!"
"Wait! Cake for breakfast?" Namine asked
"I don't see why not," Dani said.
"okay, we are having a party, aren't we?" She gave in. We tiptoed up the stairs to the room the boys were sleeping in.
"1, 2, 3," I whispered.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! (DOG ON A ROOF!) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! (DOG ON A ROOF) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TO JJ! (DOG ON A ROOF!) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! (DOG ON A ROOF)" we all screamed.
When some of the boys woke up, they were all, 'WTF', and 'What the hell?' It was funny.
"Can we eat cake now?" Dani asked
"Dig in!" Namine cheered.
A/N: I wanted to have two more pages, but I'm tired of typing. Get over it. Happy birthday, JJ. Yes it really was his birthday, on May 16. My keyboard broke, or this would have been up on his birthday. BTW Thanks for the cupcake, JJ!
Have a strange and happy day!
-The Cute one
Ok, people, right now I have to pay 9.95 for a book replacement for my school. So, if any of you jolly good folks in MT find a book entitled Prince Caspian with a (sorta) laminated cover and a girly beaded bookmark, contact me ASAP!
Thank you. Have an emo free day.
-Authoresshacker.