Co A/N: Head, meet desk. Desk, head. Now, shake hands (hits head on desk) Now that that's taken care of, note:
Sorry we haven't updated in a while. My sister dumped all the writing crap on me. And this is her character's POV! Well, I guess because I'm the co author and haven't written anything…but still…:
By the way, I figured out how the setting goes. Well, I guess everyone did…
.: Chapter Seven:
Hey! I just flew in, and boy, are my arms tired. insert pitiful laugh here
Ok, so we went back to central Hollow Gardens and bought a few potions (Sora said just in case…) say goodbye to everyone, and boarded the gummi ship.
"Where are we going?" Hanna asked.
"Atlantia." Sora said. I started humming "under the sea" until JJ hit me on the head.
"Oww…"
"But Atlantia is an underwater world." Riku said.
Sora thought for a second, before saying "We need some way to breathe under water."
"And how are we gonna do that?" Hanna asked.
"Ooh!" I shouted. "Um…we can grow gills by jumping into the water 'cause we're wearing SKETCHERS."
JJ rolled his eyes. "Sure Dani." He said sarcastically. "After that we'll all climb Candy Mountain."
I glared at him.
"Candy Mountain…?" Sora asked. Oh right, they don't have Youtube…I don't even thing they have internet. Why else would Roxas and Sora smash a computer?
"It's a video in our world." Hanna explained. "And I think we can all agree that JJ is being very Charlie like." I nodded.
"Back to the tail and gill crisis." Kairi said.
"Right…" I thought for a moment before saying "sketchers?"
"Airaters." Hanna agreed, nodding.
"Maybe we can just toss you into the water and see what happens." JJ said. "I vote Dani goes first!"
"I vote JJ goes to hell wearing the SKETCHERS, and then we see what happens" I shrieked.
"No one's going to hell and no one's jumping into the bottom of the ocean." Riku said, trying to break up the fight.
"LaLALALALALALALALALALA" I sang.
"CATSCRATCH!!" Hanna finished. Damn that was random…
"That show is old!" JJ mouthed.
"So are you." I mouthed/replied.
"Why don't we just go scuba diving?" Riku suggested. A chorus of 'no's filled the ship.
"Ah, screw this!" I jumped in the water. It's niiiiiiice! But I still had no way to breathe.
"DANI! GET THE HELL BACK UP HERE WHILE WE SOLVE THE GIL ISSUE!!" Hanna shouted.
"No!" I shouted back.
"DO IT!"
"MAKE ME!" JJ hit Hanna on the head and imitated hitting me.
"YOU'RE A REAL PAL!" I shouted at him, my fist in the air. This was a lot easier in H20: just add water…
Hanna grabbed a corndog out of nowhere and shoved it down JJ's pants. (A/N: ok, not really. But I've always wanted to do that!)
One conflict and a corndog party later…
"Hey I got it!" Sora shouted.
"What?" We all asked.
He sat there for a minute, like he forgot.
"WHAT!" I shouted.
"Oh!" He snapped back to attention. "Let's hit you with a giant key!"
My eye's bulged out. "Why?"
"The Keyblade's magicccccc." He replied.
"So is a leopluradon." I said.
"It can do this." Sora shot fire from the Keyblade and ironically it hit a candle and lit it.
"So can a leopluradon." Hanna said, apparently ignoring Kairi shouting "What the hell is a leopluradon!"
"Well, it beat all the other options." Riku concluded. 'Maybe it'll work."
Five minutes later, after Sora had hit them and shoved the out, everyone had gills and a tail. Mine was purple, Hanna's was yellow, JJ's was black, Riku was green, and Kairi was pink. All the guys had a dolphin fin on their tail. And, of course, Sora's was blue.
"So now what do we do?" I asked.
"Let's blow shit up!" JJ shouted out randomly.
"Good plan!" Hanna said. "But there's no shit to blow up."
"True that." I said. "Wanna go do something stupid?"
"Yeah! Let's eat lots of pie and get a stomach cramp!!" Hanna said.
"HELL YEAH!!"
"C'mon." JJ grabbed our ears and pulled us down.
The second we finally found Riku, Sora, and Kairi, something was defiantly wrong.
"I'm sorry." I said. "Did we show up at a bad time?"
The three were fighting Heartless.
"Kinda." Sora said.
"Hey this isn't in the movie!" I shouted. Must be a director's cut.
"Can we leave now?" Hanna asked.
"Just swim somewhere!" Sora shouted.
"Now why would we do that?"
Needless to say we were fast swimmers.
A heartless was chasing me… I grabbed a stick off the ground and started swing… Wait! He's…. Dead, but can heartless be dead?
"Sora, can heartless die?" I asked. He shrugged and went back to fight. Another one came up to me and I went for a Luna Lovegood attack.
"Hi. How are you?" I asked sweetly. He grumbled and tried to hit me, "That wasn't very nice!!" I swung my stick at him. Surprisingly after a few swings he died. "What the hell?" I looked at my buddy, Zeke. (My stick A/N: And The Cute One's phone. Mine's name is Chase.) It was the Rumbling Rose KEYBLADE!! I swam over to Sora and started swinging at the little bugger that JUST WOULDN'T DIE!
" Hi Sora!" I sang after he died.
"Wha… huh, you keyblade… no FAIR!" He yelled. "It took me twelve minutes before I got the hang of it!"
"I was swinging a stick before this," I stated.
"But still… WHATEVER JUST HELP US FIGHT THESE GUYS!" I did, and I helped Kairi, and Riku… and I starred at JJ and Hanna and then got eaten by a heartless.
Did you believe that? Wow, you're gullible.
"My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard and they're like, 'wanna trade cards?' damn right, I wanna trade cards!" I sang after an awkward silence when all the heartless died.
"Dani, you've done better…" JJ noted.
"But I can do worse!" I said.
"What's worse?" Kairi asked.
"Me rapping."
"True…" JJ acknowledged.
"Or when I try to sing to a song when I don't know that words." I added.
"But those are the only times you suck at singing."
"My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard and they're like, 'wanna trade cards' damn right I wanna trade cards!" Riku and Hanna joined me.
"Really, really bad. May I suggest singing lessons?" JJ joked.
"May I suggest you wear something else besides black and red?"
"I take that back!"
"Good, Mr.… umm what's your last name?" I asked.
"JJ."
"That's your first name!"
"No, Jay is my first name and Jay is my last name." I looked confused, Hanna came over and told me his last name. 'Jeffery Jesse is his full name'
"That's kind of retarded…"
"Which is why he came up with JJ."
"Good thinking." I looked and wondered where Sora and Riku were. "Hey, where'd Sora go?" I asked impersonating Kairi from Kingdom Hearts Chronicles.
"Dunno. I've never been to this world." Kairi said.
"We have." Hanna muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
"okayyyyyyy… Why don't we just go find them?" We all agreed and set off to what's his face's castle thingy/ie. (A/N: Those very descriptive words provided by The Cute one! Giver her a hand!! ) Of course, since there was not much to do in KH2, so it was a short swim. We first found Riku, who was attempting to have an intelligent conversation with Flounder,
"How's that going for ya?" I asked.
"Not very well." He replied after we swam away. After a few minutes of searching for Sora we found him in TRIDENT'S castle type thingie/y, and you'll never guess what he was doing.
Flirting with Ariel! How dumb is he!
"You're just a playa." Hanna accused him… After we stood there for a few minutes wondering if Sora would notice.
"So what if I am?" He asked.
"Off with his head!" I mocked the Queen of Hearts.
"Thanks," Riku said, I had a feeling he wanted to say the same thing. Ariel had swam off by now and Sora looked mad.
"Thank you very much." He muttered.
"Oh no! Sora, is it that time of month?" JJ asked.
"Very funny."
"I know!" JJ said brightly.
"can we just get out of here?"
"Ugh, fine." Riku agreed.
"Okay let's go." We piled on the gummi ship, and immanently lost our tails.
"Let's go to Winnie's World!" Kairi suggested, but everyone answered with blank faces.
"Wha…" Riku finally asked.
"Winnie the Pooh!" She almost screamed. JJ fainted… again. I must say, it isn't very manly, which, I think, is the image he was going for in the first place.
"Let's just say, when JJ has to visit some one named 'Pooh' JJ overreacts." I covered for him.
"But, we can still go there!" Hanna said brightly. I unexpectedly laughed, I mean, picture this. But put your self in JJ's shoes.
You wake up, only to find puppets, every where. And in the back round, singing, are your best friends, under the puppets spell!
'They're coming to take you away haha! They're coming to take you away ha-ha, ho-ho he-he. To the Funny Farm! Where life is beautiful all the time, and you'll be happy to see the nice young men with those clean white coats! And they're coming to take you away ha-ha!'
Wow. He would H A T E that. "Yeah! Let's go!" I agreed.
"Plwese!" Kairi begged to Sora.
"Uhh. Alright. I'm shocked you're not worried about JJ…" We all looked at him.
"Ah, it's not the first time he's fainted."
"Okay then." The trip to The Hundred Acre Woods (A/N: Do NOT ask me how I remembered that what it's called.) was not even close to how long it was to Atlantia.
Twenty Minutes Later
(A/N: The Cute one no longer puts me in torture. The rest of the chapter is written by her.)
We were playing in a tree when JJ finally woke up and we started singing, "They're coming to take you away haha! They're coming to take you away ha-ha, ho-ho he-he. To the Funny Farm! Where life is beautiful all the time, and you'll be happy to see the nice young men with those clean white coats! And they're coming to take you away ha-ha!"
"Oh dear God," He mumbled.
"We figured you wouldn't wanna wake up to that."
"And that is yet another reason why, I do not like you people,"
"We know. But at least there aren't puppets!" Hanna exclaimed.
"I am thankful for that." He stated. "Can we get out of here?"
"Umm, yeah, I haven't seen anything to do here. Plus we've done everything that's worth doing." Sora said.
"Really?" Hanna and I asked in disbelief.
"Uh-huh."
"Whoa." We said.
"Let's blow this Popsicle stand." Said Riku.
"Wait! There's Popsicles?" I asked.
"Uhh, no."
"Then how is it a Popsicle stand?"
"I don't know, people just say that." He replied with a shrug. We boarded the gummi ship and decided to find a place to crash. We all could sleep in the ship, but the ship needed a place to sleep, as Hanna puts it.
"How about… we just stay…" Hanna plugged her ears while JJ tried to finish his sentence. Riku and I began a game of chopsticks, while Kairi dosed off in the corner and Sora listened to JJ.
"Wanna hear a stupid joke?" Riku asked.
"Why not?"
"Two peanuts are walking down a street and one gets assaulted."
"I get it." I smiled.
"Have any suggestions?" Sora asked like a teacher who was waiting for an answer in class. He heard me laugh.
"No sir." I joked, but only Riku got it. I guess he's the only one who thought that.
"Haha." Riku laughed.
"Can you be quite then?"
"I guess." We sat there looking at Sora and JJ. They look at us, in return.
"Why don't we land in the closest world and stay there for the night?" Hanna asked.
"Good idea!" Sora said. He headed off to the nearest world, it was Beauty and the Beast. YAY!
.: The Next Morning :.
I was the first to wake up, and I decided to look around the castle. I already knew my way around the place from watching the movie so many times, hey, what can I say? I'm addicted. I tried to find the library, thinking I could find Belle or the Beast there. I finally found it after walking around for several minutes. Several minutes is like and entirety to me.
"Hullo?" I asked. Belle looked at me from her place in the corner.
"Oh, hello." She said.
"Yeah, hi, I'm Danielle, Sora and Riku, and Kairi are outside and I got really bored waiting for them to wake up, so I saw this place and… Well, yeah."
"Sora?!" she asked.
I nodded. "Yeah, you know him?" I asked.
"Yes, he was here not to long ago-."
"coughlastgamecough"
"And well he helped out the Beast."
"Coolio." I said. "Wanna go see 'em?" I asked. Thinking of many ways to wake them up.
"I would love to." I walked out hoping she would follow, I looked back.
"Are you coming?" She stood up and walked up to me, and I continued back the way I came. And YAY! I didn't get lost! We walked out the gates and I let us into the gummi ship.
"Okay they're probably asleep, so wanna help me wake them up?" I asked with an evil grin.
"Umm, okay?" she replied but it sounded like a question. I decided to wake Riku up first, I needed some one to share in my prank.
"Dude, wake up, unless you're used to the sound of screaming." He sat up. I grabbed a cold bottle of water. I punched a small hole with a small thumbtack in the cap and sprayed in JJ's face. Needless to say, he screamed. Like a girl.
"Wha?" Sora yelled.
"Oh, hi there! Rise and shine!" I said.
"Five more minutes…" Hanna mumbled.
"No Hanna, get up now!" I said squirting her.
"AHHH! Somebody help me!"
"Okay then! You can help yourself, get up!" Belle and Riku sat there watching everyone scream. Suddenly, Riku and I burst our laughing.
"This is funnier then when JJ sat on a piece of pie!" I said between laughs.
"Yeah!" Hanna agreed.
"Okay, let's forget about the pie incident." JJ suggested.
"Never!" Hanna and I both yelled.
"Riku, Kairi and I are just gonna leave now…" They slipped out of the room.
"Yay! We finally learned how to make people leave the room!" I cheered.
"We've been working on that for a while now!"
"Yeah, but we're freaks." JJ pointed out.
"True, true." Hanna and I said.
"Should we go find them?" He asked.
"Nah, we'll wait!" Hanna announced.
"Not time for a Jeff don- ham!" I chirped. I liked the word chirped…
"Not time for that either." JJ said referring to my joke on his name.
"Fine! Let's go!" We left the ship and decided to split up, and I, knowing my way around the castle, got to look there. I went to the library first. "Nada," I muttered in Spanish. To the West Wing! I'd always wanted to see what it was like in there.
Five minutes later.
Oh crap. I got lost. Yes me, the Disney freak, got lost. Wait! Wasn't that the kitchen? I know where to go from here!
Ten minutes later
Really five if you're counting from 'Five minutes later'
Damn it! That wasn't the kitchen! It was… I dunno, but it wasn't the kitchen!
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall?
A creepy little sneaky little fly on the wall
All my precious secrets, yeah
You'd know them all
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall?
"Hey! Isn't that my ring tone? Didn't I lose my phone?" I asked looking in my pockets for the phone. Ah-Ha! I knew I left something important in my back pocket!
"DANI?" Hanna asked.
"Hello."
"YEAH, DID YOU FIND THEM?"
"Yeah!" I said. "I mean, no, I didn't find them. Sorry. And could you not yell?
"Sorry." Hanna said quietly.
"Where are you?"
"Look to your left."
I turned.
"Other left."
"Damn it, why does everyone do that?" I shouted and turned to my other left.
"Heyyyyy!" I shouted. "I know you!"
Hanna rolled her eyes and hung up.
"So I was saying…" I heard a dial tone. "What was that for!?"
"We're right next to each other." Hanna pointed out. "So no luck in the west wing."
"You went there?" I asked.
"Yeah. And I don't care what the commercial said about it, it's not scary and it's just a game in a movie!"
"Hanna…" And I'm the crazy one?! I think not!
"Yes?"
"THAT'S A DVD COMMERCIAL! THIS IS REAL LIFE!!" Well I think it is…
"Oh…" She said.
"Shall we prank call JJ?" I asked.
"I'd be insulted if we didn't." Hanna said and grabbed her cell and dialed.
"He probably has a sucky ring tone."
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
What the-? Simple and clean? And it wasn't even the fast one! (Co A/N: Is it called Hikari? I dunno.) It was the slow one. I looked the other way and saw JJ standing there. He flipped his phone open.
"Hello…?" He answered.
"JEFFERY JESSE!!" Hanna shirked.
"Ok, but it'll be out little secret. Got it?" He said, shooting daggers at me.
"Don't worry J, we won't tell." I said. He glared at me. "Well, at the moment, there aren't any people to tell."
"True that."
"So…where are we?" Hanna asked the 'million dollar question.'
Crap. "Um…let's see…"I looked around. "JJ, where did you go?"
"East wing." He replied. He likes Belle? I hate the world and all it's confusing powers.
"Ok, so we are in…" I looked around to make sure I was right, and then answered "The room next to the parlor. Y'know, it was blocked off."
Hanna and JJ just stared at each other.
"Well then." Hanna said, slightly creped out that I could remember all of this and still forget what I had for breakfast last week.
"And I had waffles! …I think!"