Chapter 8

Chapter 8

Co A/N: Uh hi. The funny one again. I'm not really gonna put you through my suffering, but we decided to pick on JJ some more so the order of chapter POV's goes like this:

1: Dani

2: Hanna

3: JJ

Yeah…sorry. It's was the cute one's idea. DON'T BLAME ME!! (By the way, the horoscopes are from Weird Al's 'That's your horoscope for today.') Wait, I do have to write it. (shattering glass noise) Ah great. Now I've gone insane again.

Hey I just flew in and boy-boys… (sighs)

"Ok, Leo…" I look through my magazine. "'Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your teacher/boss's face." Dani looked shocked.

"Woops."

"JJ, you're a Tarous, right?" I asked.

"I rather stay out of this…" JJ said. That's a yes! I look though my magazine.

"'You will never know true happiness. What are you gonna do? Cry about it?'" I read.

"Those horoscopes are offensive!" Dani shouted.

"Well they're nice to me." I said and look for mine. "'You'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.'" (A/N: According to the song, it's still Tarous, but who cares?! It's the nicest one!)

"How is that nice?" JJ asked.

"Well, it's better than all the others." I answered.

JJ stood up, took my Fashionistas (A/N: I don't think it's a real magazine, but it's from Secrets of My Hollywood Life. I'll shut up now…) and threw it into a garbage can.

"Hey!" I shouted.

"It was put out of its misery."

"Ass." I muttered.

We left the castle out of sheer boredom and now took comfort in the gummi ship, reading horoscopes and making fun of each other's pain.

"Are you gonna ask Kairi out anytime?" I asked.

"Are you gonna ask Sora out anytime?" JJ mimicked. Hey, he does a good impression of me!

"I'll shut up now."

Sora, Kairi, and Riku walked in.

"Kairi? When were you born?" I asked.

"June 10." She replied. I reached into my bag, grab an extra copy of Fashionistas and looked it up. "Ok… 'Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence.'"

Kairi rolled her eyes. "Horoscopes are a load of bull."

"True that." JJ said.

"Double true!" Dani shouted, annoyed with my constant 'when were you born?' questions. "Where we going!?"

"Agrabah." Sora replied. "And if you ask me my birthday, Hanna, I'll kill you."

"Okay! Riku, what's your birthday?"

"Don't tell her Riku!" JJ yelled.

"I'm staying out of this." Riku said.

I looked up from Fasionstas. (Co A/N (the funny one): Ok, I'm sorry, but this time I have to say something. My brother saw the real movie in some class and when we watched the movie, he wouldn't shut up about it. There are two genies originally: one of the lamp and one of the ring. But Disney just had to take some plot point out! Oh the lies! The truth is that I suck! And they were laughing at me! I can't go on…)

(A/N (The cute one): This won't end well…)

Thirty Minutes Later… (Co A/N: Thirty minutes! That's a half hour!) (A/N: Go back to your corner!)

Agrabah is very boring. Sure, there's flying carpets, genies, a monkey, and some random cave, but other than that, it's just lying around getting a tan. Or a sunburn. Whatever comes first. Dani and JJ started a game of chopsticks, Kairi and I were reading magazines, and Sora and Riku were off someplace blowing shit up. Good for them!

"What do you get when you combine a Roman and a retard?" JJ asked.

"What?" Dani asked.

"A chetard!"

"Not funny."

I threw the magazine down. "I don't believe it!"

"What?" Kairi asked.

"Nick Jonas has diabetes."

"What? Since when?"

"I'm not sure, but it says it in here."

Kairi went back to her magazine. Twenty seconds later, she looked up again. "Who's Nick Jonas?"

"I am so gonna kick your ass!"

"I'd like to see you try, hack!"

"Suck this dolphin!"

Sora and Riku flew by on carpets (where'd they get the second one?) both fighting.

Sora was in Wisdom form shooting at Riku, who was in front. Wait, he didn't have Donald. How was that possible?

"How's he doing that?" JJ mouthed.

"He's magic." I laughed.

"Sora! Riku!" Kairi called. (I can just imagine that part from the game.) They kept going.

"And once again, I'm left with the girls." JJ mumbled.

Ten Minutes later

They finally came back.

"What were you guys doing up there?" Kairi asked, just as soon as they were in earshot.

"Painting our butts." Sora said sarcastically. "Flying." Now, is it just me, or has Sora been in a bad mood lately? Note to self: ask Sora what's up later… Note to self: self notices don't work anymore.

"Sweet."

"Hey, you wanna try?" Riku asked, pushing his carpet towards him.

"Sure?" Now, the only time one of us had flown, was when we were little and were jumping in the bungee jump thing for little kids at the fair. And that still was pretty close to the ground. "Yeah, I'll try it." So Sora showed him how. JJ started flying, and then fell. So he tried again. He fell again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again…

Six thousand and three more falls.

Yes we're kidding.

Sort of.

Not really.

Nope.

JJ was now, cursing the day he ever looked forward to flying.

"Well, that's what you get when you're transported into a video game." I whispered in his ear.

"This is not the time for 'I told you so's." He replied.

"Aww, why not?" Dani asked, taking my side.

"Because if everyone in our world started saying that, five year olds would be the president."

"Isn't one already?" I asked, mostly joking. No offense to the president. But hey, we gotta get our jokes some where, right? Where else, Disneyland? Maybe. But Disney sucks at jokes.

"Funny Hanna. But honestly, let's save that for him to decide." Kairi was still reading that magazine, and Riku and Sora went out racing their carpets again.

"Do you know the number for the local mental institution?" Dani asked.

"You know what?" Kairi asked suddenly, ignoring Dani. "If we have nothing to do here, what's the point of being here?"

"Uh, we kinda have to wait for Sora or Riku. They're the only ones that can actually drive the thing." Dani pointed out.

"So? It can't be that hard, and it's like seriously hot out here."

"Ditto, I vote we go to."

"Okay, I guess we could." Dani agreed weakly.

"We should at least leave a note for them or something."

"Fine, you do the writing, we're leavin'." He sighed as we left.

Just long enough to crash a gummi ship.

Ten seconds after we got on.

"Kairi! Holy shit!" Sora screamed when he saw it.

"Uh, well, you see," she mumbled.

"Ah screw it, we crashed the ship on accident, sorry." I said.

"How the hell are we gonna get anywhere now?"

Dani looked to her left. "I know how!" She shouted.

We all looked at her and then what she was staring at.

"Ooooh…" (A/N: This was originally The Funny One's idea to have different ships every few chapters or so. This was one of which ships she planed to use in the first draft of KHC (which was deleted) (by me) () but, it's not like she'll sue me.)

Twenty minutes later…

(A/N: She sued me. The ship is Spaceball one from Spaceballs. By the way, do any of you have 9.95 on you?)

"This thing is huge!" Kairi shouted.

"It has its own mall." I said.

"And a circus!" Dani left, probably to the circus.

"Really?" I held up shopping bags.

"Where are Dani, Riku, and JJ?"

"The circus."

"A circus too? What else is there?!" Sora asked, starting to listen.

"Well, JJ did say something about a zoo, but I didn't take him seriously."

Sora came jogging up to us. "This ship is too big. If I walked, we'd already be there."

"Where?" I asked

Sora thought for a moment before replying "There. Where are we going?"

"Uh…" Kairi took out a map. "Port Royal?"

"Nah." Sora said.

"Pride lands?"

I shrugged.

"Christmas Town? Nah, Jack creeps me out. The land of dragons?"

"Fine let's go." I said. About 1 minute and 47 seconds later, we decided that the ship was even slower than the first one.

"ARGGG this is taking to long!" I shouted. "How far are we?"

"A centimeter." Sora replied.

"Don't we have any speed ups or something? Settings? …Mushrooms?" I asked.

"Light speed?"

"Nah, too slow. Hyper jets?"

"Nope."

I got it. "Ludicrous speed!"

"But I don't know if the ship can take it." Sora said.

"What's the matter?" I asked tauntingly. "Chicken?"

He grabbed the microphone thingy, hesitated for a minute, and then squeaked "Prepare ship!" He cleared his thought and said "Prepare ship for ludicrous speed."

We interrupted this program for another POV.

Dani's.

I've always wanted to run away to the circus, but now it's ran away to me.

"Prepare ship for ludicrous speed." Sora said from the intercom. I think that's what it's called.

"What is he, crazy?!" I asked JJ.

"Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ringed circus, secure all animals in the zoo-"

We quickly sat down in the stands and fasten seatbelts.

"Ludicrous speed," Hanna's familiar voice said. This was her idea?! "GO!"

Twenty seconds into ludicrous speed, JJ looked out the window.

"Shit." He said. "We've gone into plaid."

We interrupted this program for emergency broadcast system.

The Funny One: This station is conducting an experiment on the emergency broadcast system. This is just a test. DOOOOOOOOOO (ten hours later…) OOOOOOOOOH. This concludes our test of the emergency broadcast system. This was only a test. If there was an actual emergency, we would have gone like this: "AHHH! Help! Help us! Get us outta here! Help! HELP!!"

The Cute one: Hey who let you into the control room?!

The funny one: Oh shit!

Back to your regular scheduled program.

I never knew what happened next. All I remember is Sora starting ludicrous speed.

"You okay Hanna?" Sora asked. We apparently stopped.

"Fine." I said a bit dazed. "Are we out of ludicrous speed?"

"Yeah." Kairi said. "Now what?"

"…Let's just…take a five minute break." I said. (A/N: Last time, I promise.)

A/N: Ok, so I'm taking over writing while the Funny One…uh…takes a 2 chapter vacation. Yeah, that'll work. So, uh, we have a little problem picking a world for the next chapter, other than the Land of Dragons, so let's make a poll!

A: Twillight Town.

B: Winnie the Pooh.

C: Port Royal

D: Pride Lands.

So, vote away! By the way, are you getting bored with this fanfiction?

-The Cute one (please tell me!!)

Co A/N:

(Meanwhile, in a closet far far away where no one can hear you scream…)

FISH HEADS FISH HEADS! ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS! FISH HEADS FISH HEADS! EAT THEM UP, YUM!!