I don't own Naruto or harry potter

sorry for the wait, i was grounded.

Deidara-sempai!" Tobi cried rushing up to the blond missing-nin. Only to be blown backwards by the well placed exploding spider.

Slowly, oh so slowly, Deidara turned around, "Yes Tobi? Yeah." He asked threateningly. He WAS experimenting with his explosions after all. And SOMEONE startled him so he messed up and caused it to explode.

"How are we gonna get there?" Tobi asked oblivious to his partner's anger

"We are not going. You are going. And You are going alone. Yeah."

"Deidara-sempai, that didn't answer my question."

"Just wait out front, I'm sure something will turn up. Yeah." The former Iwageru ninja said vaguely, "And remember! You do NOT, want to stand out. Yeah." With that the blond ninja turned around and skipped cheerfully down the hall, happy that his annoying partner was going to be gone for a while.

"Yessir," The masked ninja said glumly trudging down the hall and pushing open the front door. Walking out of the cave like building and into the sunlight he plinked until his sight adjusted. Tobi then plopped his putucus down on a nearby boulder and settled to wait for something. Hopefully not ambu. He really didn't like ambu. Sure they looked cool and all but, they're so rude. They don't even apologize for hurting him.

Then, all of a sudden he heard it. A strange sound that sounded as if a million people were in an army shouting the same battle calls. Then he was it., a strange purple contraption that somewhat looked like a big box on wheels. Rumbling down the forest path towards him, on the front it looked like there was a large piece of glass. As the object drew closer he realized that in front was an old man and what looked to be a shrunken head. As the object drew closer Tobi realized something. It was headed strait towards him with no sight of stopping. Still, the masked Akatsuki just stood up looking curiously at the object. When it was about a foot away he heard a screeching sound. 6-inches away, Tobi realized it was slowing down. Three inches away, still coming at him pretty fast. One inch away, almost stopped. Half an inch away, the object jerked to a stop and he heard a voice. "Well? Are you coming on or what? I don't have all day you know!" Said a strange male voice in an accent Tobi didn't recognize, but that's not really a surprise, he never paid attention to geography. Walking over to the side of the buss to look for the voice he noticed there was writing on the bus Knight Bus. Tobi continued around to the back of the odd bus When he noticed the staircase, and the man.

The man was fairly tall with a narrow face and long brown hair that fell messily down to his shoulders. He wore a purple uniform complete with a hat. The man stood there looking at him, "Well come on then, get on, hurry up." Tobi entered the bus, quickly decided to stay on the bottom floor, somewhat frightened of the upper floors. Looking around he realized all of the seats were taken. By terrified little kids, scared slightly older kids, and uneasy and unfazed older kids. "Hogwarts?" The man asked. Tobi simply nodded.

Then a voice broke through the silence. "Buckle your seatbelt boys and girls, it's going to be a bumpy ride!" followed by maniacal laughter that made many of the kids in the bus flinch. With a jolt the bus took of, gaining speed every second. Then, just when Tobi was getting worried and the bus was about to hit a cliff in front of them, it disappeared. Not the cliff, the bus. With a jolt that knocked Tobi off his feet and onto the floor and caused all of the chairs to slide backwards. When Tobi looked out the window again he was surprised to discover they were in a marsh. 'There is no marsh nearby, where are we?' He thought absently. The bus gained speed again, seemingly causing all nonliving objects in front of it slide out of the way. Then, another jolt, more new scenery. They were in mountains now. He could feel the bus speed up again, he could see the trees and stone zoom past outside the window. The bus began speeding up again, the chairs smashing him and the legs of kid's that couldn't get them out of the way in time. Then the bus began to climb, the chairs squished him more. And the man that told him to get on the bus just stood at the front, reading a newspaper that seemed to have moving pictures on the front.

Just as they were about to reach the peak of the small mountain they were on, there was another jolt. And they disappeared again. This time they appeared in some woods. For a while they kept appearing in either woods, fields, even a town once. No one outside seemed to notice the bus, or maybe they were just used to it. The bus jerked to a stop in front of a cozy little house of the edge of town. A brown haired girl wearing jeans and a sweatshirt told the conductor she was going to the burrow. And Tobi absently wondered why she would be going to a burrow. Then with another sudden jerk they were in a city, a foreign city. With building built overtime. Not hastily built like the ones in hidden villages.

The bus squeezed between cars, and tried to avoid hitting anyone until it stopped in front of a cozy looking hotel. "Hogwarts students! Get off here! Hurry up! We don't have all day you know!" Most of the people stood up, bringing their trunks with them as they exited the bus. Everyone went inside the little hotel which was actually much bigger than it first looked. Following the signs the boys went up one staircase and the girls went up another. At the top of the staircase was a hall with seven doors marked: first years, second years, third years, fourth years, fifth years, sixth years, and seventh years. Then just as he was going to enter the first year room he heard a voice, "Hey! Kid!"

Note: the hotel was set up by hogwarts to house students with nowhere else to stay in london.Only students

Can you find Hermione? Tobi didn't.