I really loved the first chapter, serious and humor. I love her getting shocked.
DotS: Catching up.
"Hey Gaz!" I said. "Why are you here?" She looked at me. "My brother got in to trouble with an alien
race again." Oh. Well that figures. "Okay so where's Blackheart?" I asked. "Blackie? Over here" I
rolled my eyes. Blackie... Poor guy that sounds like the name of a hamster. "Blackie you have a
visitor!" Maya called out in to what I hoped was a pen. (There are so many worse things it could be)
"Blackheart!" He called back. "Emo Irken dude! Blackheart! What ever you want to be called over
here!" I called. He seemed to be calmed by the sound of an Irken voice (Or maybe something that
didn't sound like a squeaking shoe) "What?" He asked walking over. I stared. I had to try harder to
not laugh, for they stripped him of his Irken uniform and made him put on something like a clown suit.
"What did they do to you?" I asked. "First they put this collar on me then they put me in this..." He
looked at Maya. "Lovely clown suit." He said knowing I wouldn't buy it. "So did you know Gaz was
here?" I asked. "No. She never cared to pay me a visit." He said all down. It was obvious how much
he like Gaz (That sickened me.) "At least she's here! Them is light years away!" I said trying to bring
him up. "I'm going to go mad if we have to stay here Lon! Just ask him what you need to and go!"
Rose demanded. "What?" He asked going back to his usual non-freaked out voice. "We need your help
to build a ship to get us out of this hell-hole... AGHHH! GOOD IRK STOP!!" I cried at the shocking
instrument. "We'll be stuck here forever." He said boredly. "NOOOOO!!" Rose cried. "Rose we are
not going to be stuck here forever cool it!" I yelled at her. First thing we have to do is get off this mud
ball. "Well how would we do that?" He asked. I looked up. "Eh? I thought only-" "spend 17 years with
these insane squeaking mice and you'll learn their tricks" I nodded. "So you learned Telepathy?"
I asked. "Of course" I looked around he didn't move his mouth. "That's cool..." He rolled his eyes.
"You can catch on fire anytime you want." He said. "Er... That's right! This is a constant electric
generator, all I need to know is how to do it any time I want to!" I said looking at the collar. "Cuss
your heart out then get p- angry it's simple" I looked at him. "How can I just get angry?" "You're
stranded on a planet of doom, Everyone here is insane, your SIR unit won't shut up, be creative!" He
yelled. Oh... Yeah I do have a lot to be upset about. "Okay... Now getting out of the magnetic field."
He went on. I'll never understand how he has such black eyes it's creepy. "Irk to Lon!" He said
snapping. "Sorry!" "We'd need a powerful electric generator." I smiled. "Can you make a fire engine?"
I asked. He grinned. This would be easy. "But I think we should stay to learn how to kill spirits."
I felt Red come next to me. "I have some I'd like gone." "We aren't all bad!" He yelled. Blackheart
looked up. "It's 110 degrees I'll get the generator parts when Maya calls me out." I nodded. "Oh and
Why are you in a pen?" I asked. He glared. " Blackie!" Maya called. Really his name is that of a
hamster. He walked out. "What are you two doing?" Gaz asked. Man she was what 24 now? "How are
you so young?" I asked. "Time-warp thing" I nodded. I was still young. Even though I'm 74. (156 in
Irken years) "Now tell me what are you two doing?" She demanded. "Finding a way off this planet."
Gaz stared at me. Meh. I don't see what any one could see in Gaz. She's a 20 year old Purple headed
girl with hair down her back and a five foot stick up her (You know I'm still afraid of being shocked)
"Rose I'm going to try calling another ship." I said. I tried Them's number. Nothing. Now what could
be happening while I'm trapped here? They could have died in a fiery explosion and I wouldn't ever
know.
"H-e-o?" I heard over the transmitter. Thank Irk. It sounded like Gretel. "Gretel?"
Gretel and the Bounty Hunters
"Hey guys look!" I called. It sounded like Lon, and looked like Lon. It was all static. "Lon!" I cried
"Thank Where guys?" She asked in between static. "We're passing by the horse head nebula." She
looked happy. "Contact Resisty. Go False name. Know how kill spirits" She said. I couldn't understand
it all, but she wanted to contact the Resisty? "Where are you?" I asked. "In the deepest pits of Hell"
She claimed as the static cleared up. "AGHHHH!" She screamed. "What in the name of Irk?" I asked.
"It's a shocking collar" I cringed I remember those horrid things. "Looks like Kri" I said looking at the
area. "Kri?" She asked. She blinked twice. "Kri? Irk backwards?" she asked. "Yes. The Virkens. Those
passive evil monsters" She rolled her eyes. "Just get me out of here" She said without moving her lips.
"Hmm?" I asked. "What?" I shook it off. I imagine things. She can't get telepathy. "But I can!" A male
Irken said walking by. "Who's that?" I said. I didn't know Lon had a boyfriend. "She's with Them!"
Blackheart came back arguing. "Who are you with?" I asked him. "I want to be with Gaz." He said
telepathically. I rolled my eyes. (I believed him I just love to tease Lon) "What are you guys talking
about?" Lon asked. "Oh nothing!" I lied. Teasing her was fun, but she hates it. (She burnt me with her
armor last time) Lon looked surprised. Her armor caught fire. "I'M WITH THEM! I'D NEVER DO
THAT!" She screamed. I saw Blackheart die. (Or at least be burnt) "Lon! Irk's sake! Put the fire out on
me!" He cried. She looked embarrassed. She picked up Blackheart like he was tissue. "Don't tell
anyone about this" Blackheart said embarrassed. (Humiliated.) Gaz walked by. "About what?" She
asked. "Gaz! I didn't know you were here!" He said. She gave what looked like a blush. (Or maybe she
didn't like being hugged) "Er... Okay." She said opening her eyes. "Blackheart, Lon do you know who
is here?" I asked. They would love this. "Lon, look who's here!" I said stepping back. Her eyes lit up.
"Them!" She cried. "Lon! I've been waiting to hear something from you." She blushed extremely hard.
"Blackheart." I said moving over even more. "Who are they?" He asked. There were two Black-eyed
Irkens. "I went around the control brains and I managed to find these two!" The two Irkens looked
uncomfortable as they probably didn't know each other. "And?" "These are your parents!" I hissed.
"Oh, you were a facility smeet." Lon said sticking her tongue out. " At least I had a smeethood."
Lon caught fire. "How do you do that?" We asked. "I'm just awesome!" She said. "Lon when you
get back I have a surprise for you." She blushed intensively. "Them tell her here! Her face might catch
fire if not!" I said. He winked at me. I pitched in of course. Sisters help out brothers. "Lon I trust you
enough to spend the rest of our lives together." He started. I squealed which caused everyone to look at
me. "Are you willing?" He asked. Lon looked like she was thinking, Blackheart wanted her to. Gaz
didn't care. "Of course I will!" She said. We squealed. "Lon..." Blackheart said. "What?" She asked
turning around. "I'm flammable!" I cut the lines. "So Them what do you think about being a betrothed
male?" I asked. "Who was that other male she was with?" He asked. "Blackheart, why?" I asked.
"Why was she with another male?" I laughed. "If Lon and Black got together, It would be like..." I
tried to think of something. "If I married Tallest Red." I said. It is the equivalent of an Emo and a prep
getting together. "He's only for humans anyway." I said. So jealous. "He's a male Irken." "He's always
been like our older brother!" True. Although we were like family, I have seen many things. In an
attempt to embarrass Lon what I've seen is:
Her looking at Blackheart (Like in Devastis)
Blackheart making out with a human.
I've seen the worst things, but I always laugh about this one. I accidentally hit her armor while it was
off and it caught fire, the alarm went off. Them and Lon fled out to the outside of Devastis with no
clothes on. They never realized it. But she never took off her armor again. I felt a thump against the
ship. "What was that?"I asked. They shrugged. I heard the back of the ship peel open. "Okay we're
being boarded, grab your guns" I grabbed my laser and looked back. I ran in to the darkness. I heard
scratching and scattering. I saw a blob with legs pop out. "What on Irk is that?" It jumped on to me.
"Guys!gu-"
Blackheart.
I sighed. Man that was weird. Watching someone who was like my little sister get proposed to. "I've
got to go." I told her. "Why?" "1. I have an Engine to build 2. I feel really old now" I told her. Yeah
I was older than her. About 4 years older. I'm glad we're like relatives now. It would be awkward if
not. "Well okay. Need help with it?" She asked. I shuddered. "She's getting betrothed. Now she can't
do anything" I thought to myself. I looked at Gaz and smiled. "Now if only you would say yes my
Gothic Angel" I thought laughing. "chase another human" Lon told me. "Eh?" "I could see what you
were thinking. She's really not worth the Hell you have to go through to be friends" Lon explained. I
looked at her. Now if she was single. If I had to choose I'd pick Gaz. "If I had to choose between you
two I'd pick Gaz. You aren't worth the Hell I have to go through to live with you" I stopped. "Hey we
aren't getting shocked?" I asked. Lon looked offended. "Well If I were single, I'd pick someone in my
own social class not a Neanderthal like you!" Her armor caught on fire, but blue. Lightning seemed to
come out of it. "How did you do That?" I asked. She glared. "Just build the engine. I don't want to
spend unnecessary time with you" I cringed. I hated it when she forgot her armor was on fire then
touched me. I picked up some meat-free meat from my Pak. (It was very famous here) I threw it at her.
Just like I thought. Maltex's can't take the feel of that. "AGHH!!" She screamed running around and
rolling on the ground. She got it off of her. "What the Hell was that for?" She asked. She rubbed her
neck. "You called me a Neanderthal!" "I'm not worth this hell! So go fix your stupid engine I spit in
your general direction" She ordered. Oh... I'm horrible with those words. "Wow that was actually pretty
funny" Gaz said walking up to me. "yeah so Gaz I was thinking..." I started. "No." I lowered my
antennae. "you know. She's right find another human, you'll just make a fool out of yourself" She said.
"Or better yet stick with your own species." I lowered my antennae even more. What is there to like
about my race though? We don't care if one of us got killed! Or if all of us got killed! I sighed. I have
an engine to build.
Sorry the chapters are short. And as for those who are asking: NO BLACKHEART AND LON WILL
NEVER HAPPEN! (At least I'm planning not to lead it to that) He will chase Gaz to her grave. Lon
and Them might be the main pairing.