The next chapter! Yay! Ahem... Wow. This was a really creepy chapter on paper. It's not the last this
is going to be ten chapters long, but wow this was really creepy imagining the last scene with like
Gretel and stuff. Warning: This chapter ends in Gore don't read if you are a huge fan of Gretel, Them, and Flourg
DOTS:Why They Call Me...
I got in the back of ship. I didn't want to know what would happen to father. Or what is happening to
Gretel. "Okay guys this is the moment of truth if we can't get past here... It's the end!" Blackheart
called back. I turned to my blue fire. "You know I'm worried for Them!" I called out. "Why don't
we stop by the ship then! If they're dead we can use supplies!" I decided to try a fun thing I did the
other day. I used the lightning and hit him. "Ow! Hey!" He yelled back. I laughed. This was fun. I
looked out the window. We had made it out. Without breaking apart. Breaking Apart. I started to tear
up. "Hey! Hey!" Blackheart yelled running back giving the controls to Gaz. "Don't cry!" He told me.
"You are like a brother!" I said. "Er... Yeah sure you go with that! If you extinguish yourself we will
all die!" He told me. I sucked it up. "Hey Blackhead" "Heart! Blackheart!" He yelled. He walked off.
Gaz looked back and glared. "What's that ship ahead?" I looked up. An old murky ship. It looked like
it had been there for years. "That's Gretel's ship!" I cried. "Should we dock?" Blackheart asked. I
nodded. "If there are any survivors-" I started. "It looks like it's been there for decades!" He yelled.
I lowered my head. "Let's search." He nodded and we pulled it closer. "The ship is locked in place
let's board." I nodded and stopped being on fire. I walked on to the musky ship. I heard scratching.
"What was that?" Blackheart asked. "I don't know, but let's keep going." This was a Spittle Runner.
It's huge so we should continue. "Hello?" I called out. "No one's here let's go!" Blackheart said starting
to shake. Even Gaz was starting to back away. "No. If Them's dead I need to see him." Blackheart was
stupefied. "We are risking our lives for your betrothed?!" He asked. I glared. "If he's alive we need to
help him." more scurrying and scratching. I heard the metal above bend and scream. "Someone's up
there let's go."
"Yes come Merna"
Why I'm Zim
I walked around the Massive looking for Tak. I hadn't seen her since she made us eat GIR's waffles.
It felt odd on the ship. Like a long lost presence. I walked slowly down the halls. I heard something
fall behind me. "Who's there?" I asked turning around. Most people don't know all I did was repair my
old Pak so I could keep my weapons. "Why don't you remember me?" It asked. She asked. She shape
shifted into a little smeet. "No. I don't" I said lowering my laser. "Why brother! You don't remember
dear old me?" She asked innocently. "Quinn." I growled. "Hm... Do you know how long it took me
to find you!" She asked. "And there I was 70 years ago! My own brother hadn't told me he had
knocked up another Irken!" I glared. "Or as I found out a couple minutes ago knocked up an Irken
twice." She said laughing. She looked at me. "Only this time the girl had common sense." She laughed.
"Eh?" "Well this nice girl set herself on fire. Seems like whoever her mother was got her to swim in
her end." I glared. "What did you do to Lon?" I asked pulling out my laser. "Lon? Is that your
daughters name? Meh. I don't even know how she knew she had a father" Quinn said shrugging. "I'm
not like dad. I actually take care of my smeets not send them off in a tube when you kill one of them"
I told her. She laughed. "So which two females did you knock up?" She asked. "What are you talking
about? They had the same mother!" I told her. "One had Purple eyes the other Pink. One was a threat
the other was smart, One... Got killed" She said laughing. "GIR!" I yelled. "Answer my question."
"I'm not going to tell you their mother!" I said backing off. "I'll have to kill you then." I gasped and
Leaped over her range. I used my Pak legs to get in to the vent. "You can't hide forever Zuzy." She
said laughing. I crawled through the vents. I felt her steps as she followed me. "I can't do this." I said
to myself. "She'll destroy the massive. Or worse she'll find Tak and kill her" I thought. I burst through.
I looked around. "Quinn I'll face you." I yelled. I took out a match. I'm glad I still had these. "Zim!"
I heard Tak scream. "Crap! She's a Virken!" I thought. I ran through the halls trying to find Tak. "Tak?"
I called. "Zim?" She cried. I saw her in a corner covered in blood. "What did you do?" I demanded.
"Just my payback for letting me die." I looked at Tak. "You killed her?" I asked. "No. But She will
die." I glared. "You see I have made my time do you know how I kill the most Irkens?" I glared. "Well
you'll see in a minute." I glared. "You placed a bomb in her?" I asked. "How did little Zuzy figure it
out so quick?" She asked. I pulled out my match with fire. "You touched my family." I glared. "I AM
your family." She said. I looked at her then at Tak. "You touched my spouse. And my eldest daughter
for that you will die." I hissed. "So you married the girl? She's not like Tenn." I glared. "There was
nothing between me and Tenn." I told her. "wow 30 seconds left! Save yourself or your spouse!" She
said. "You'll die too." She rolled her eyes. "Okay Zuzy!" I glared. I looked at Tak. If I was right the
bomb was in her squeedily spooch. I looked at it. I tried my best not to gag. "It's advanced you wouldn't
know it it's like a Pak." Quinn bragged. "You know who my mother was right?" She shook her head.
"Kaia" She stared. She was probably cussing me out right now. I pulled the right plug. The timer
stopped. "Very nice brother, but you'll never make it off the massive alive." She looked around "How
are you a here anyway?" I glared. "I'm a Tallest." She laughed. "wait you are... How's she here?" Quinn
asked. "Tallest." "No she's not! She's only 175 units high! The Red eyed girl I met earlier, Your
daughter is taller than her!" I looked at her. "In fact I think the Purple eyed Irken I killed 70 years ago
was taller" I lunged at her. She laughed. "Brother. You can never touch me." She said. "But I can!" I
heard someone scream. I saw Quinn fall and her attacker be shown. "Dad run!" She yelled. Sumera.
"Get off me you dead bitch!" Quinn yelled. "Never!" Sumera pulled out what looked like glass and
stabbed Quinn. "You don't ever touch my father! Never touch my mother." She hissed. "Or else what?"
Quinn asked. (This is going to be the goriest part.) Sumera lunged at Quinn and started to cut
her open with the glass. Ghostly blood started to go down. I saw her rip off a piece of the flesh of
Quinn and bite it. Blood got everywhere. "Dad run! Forget about me!" Sumera yelled. Quinn sat up
and tore the ghostly squeedily spooch out of Sumera flesh and all. "Dad! I'll be fine I'm already dead
go! Save mom!" She yelled before Quinn tore her apart limb from limb (I would go in to detail, but it
was far above any rating possible) I picked Tak up and ran. I ran to the med bay and sealed the door.
I saw Sumera crawl in. "Dad burn the place in fumigation she's bugged everyone!" I nodded and put
the Massive under the burner. I put Tak on the medical bed for the Computers to sow her back together.
She started to wake up. "Zim? What's happening?" I looked at her. "I'm fumigating the Massive" I told
her. "What? Why? The ship could have a spasm!" I nodded. "Quinn bugged everyone here with a bomb
I have to burn Quinn alive while she's still here." I told her. She sat up and looked at herself and sighed.
"Thank Irk we're all safe!" She cried. Sumera stepped forward. "Hi mom." Tak didn't hear her. Sumera
smiled with the knowledge she could see Tak again and left. "I love you so much Tak." I told her. "We
love you too Zim." She said trying to hug me. She remembered she was still cut open and decided to
lie back down. Wait I just remembered, She can't see Sumera and GIR and Mimi aren't here they are in
the repair bay.
"We?"
Why I'm Merna
We ran up to the area on the top of the runner. "Hello?" I looked for the people I heard. I saw Them,
Gretel, and Flourg all together. They were tied up and awake. "Lon! Behind you!" Gretel screamed I
turned around and saw a horrid monster behind me. It was all, undeadish. (Like something in Halo)
It lunged at me and then exploded in to little bloody bits. "Guys I'm going to save you." I told them.
"No Lon don't!" Gretel said. "Why not?" "Some crazy lady who knew my mother said all, but one of
us were bugged." I stared. "You move any of us we could explode." She said. I gulped. Should I leave
this flying bomb? "Is Them alive?" I asked. "Yes." He said. "Them I love you." I told him. He smiled.
"I love you too. Lon." He said sighing. "Don't take me." I nodded. I started to walk off. "IT'S A
TRAP!" Flourg screamed. Gretel scooted away. "The Pain! My squeedily spooch!" He screamed. I
stared. "Er... Lon let's go." Blackheart said. "My Pak feels like it's going to burst." Them said. I stared.
"Okay Lon. Don't freak out, but I think these two are about to blow." Gretel said trying to get up.
"My Pak! My Pak!" Them yelled. Flourg was rolling around in a convulsion. "Gretel!" I cried. I tried
to run to get her. "Save yourself! This ship's going to blow these two are loaded with C4's!" I stared.
"My Pak!" He screamed. "Lon!" Blackheart screamed and knocked me under the table dragging Gaz.
I watched as my best friends all exploded in a fiery wrath. "Good Irk." I said. "If all our friends weren't
in that explosion this would be really cool." I glared at Blackheart. "Quinn is an evil mastermind." I
told Blackheart. "Let's hope it's not too late on the Massive" Then the fire went away We crawled out
to see horrible bloody body parts on the ground blood staining the walls. "This is cooked meat."
Blackheart said picking up what I think was Gretel's arm. "Don't Eat that!" I yelled slapping it out of
his hand. "I wasn't going to!" He snapped. I sat down in the area where Them was. "Why did he have
to go like this?" I said crying. "Er... Lon. There will be other Irkens!" Blackheart said. "You are my
last best friend please help me get through this." I cried in to his shoulder. "Er... I'm not your gal pal
okay? Take Gaz!" He said trying to back off. I cried harder. He wouldn't help me even though everyone
was gone. "Ugh." He said. "Fine! Just stop crying unless you want the same thing to happen to your
father!" He yelled. I sucked it up. The Empire before the Irk. Scratching, and scurrying. "I have an idea
let's leave" Gaz said trying to conceal her being frightened. "Good Plan!" We all agreed and ran off.
Then Something blocked the door. "You aren't leaving yet!" A voice said cackling. I stopped. "I'm all
for the paranormal Movie things, but this is life!" Blackheart yelled. "You haven't realized it yet? My
Life IS a movie!" I joked. The doors shut. "How long can you survive?" The voice asked. I felt my
Pak get stripped from me. "My Pak!" I cried. Well, I'm a Maltex so maybe I can survive I'm not one
whole Irken. Blackhearts got stripped from him as well. "You two have to fight each other for this one
Pak, and so there's no cheating." She said stabbing me. "Ow! What was that for?" I asked rubbing my
neck. "This is Irken DNA not Maltex so you have ten minutes to survive. Bye!" She said disappearing.
"Okay... So." I started. "Which one of us is going to die?" Blackheart asked. " Er... How about Gaz!"
I suggested. Gaz kicked me in my shin. (Hard) This was awkward talking to my best friend and having
to watch him die. "You know I can just keep switching Paks." I told him. "How about you do the
obvious" Gaz said butting in. "You call Zim and ask him how he makes Paks" Gaz said pointing. "You
just shut up and get that Pak on and build it." She said slightly less harsh. I decided to do Gaz's plan.
"Dad?" I asked. "Yes? Lon! You're Okay!" He said. "Yes this is a life or death situation. How do you
build a Pak?" I asked. (There were so many ways he could freak out) "Er... Why?" He asked. "Quinn
stole my pak. And then hit me with this tack thing with normal Irken DNA" I told him. "Okay well is
Blackheart there?" He asked. "Yes. Why can't I build it?" I asked. "You are too young. You have to
be at least 80 to build a Pak!" I grumbled for a second. "Blackheart you hear that you're old!" He
glared. "I'm saving your life." "Is there any scrap metal?" Blackheart looked around. "No, but there
are body parts. Lots of body parts." He said. "Er..." "Don't ask." He coughed regaining his composure.
"Yes there is plenty of metal and left over pieces from the exploded Paks" I told him. Blackheart had
very crude Gallows humor. "Okay. Well that collar should do quite nicely for the other stuff" I looked
down. "Oh yeah I completely forgot about this." I said shrugging. "Okay next thing you do is..."
5 minutes later after a secret process I won't tell
"Yet done?" I asked unhappily. "no I'm not done yet." He said exaggerating on done yet. "up hurry! I
have don't forever!" I yelled. I hated being slurred. "Now programming" Dad started. "Dad! Minutes
passed 5! takes programming hours!" I yelled. "Sorry now just attach the Pak. I think it might get her
personality in there" He said thinking. "Finally!" I yelled throwing my hands in the air. It fit nicely.
(It was the most horribly disfigured Pak on Irk. I was surprised I could use my Pak legs)
"It's...adequate." I said. "Now let's go!" Blackheart said motioning me to go. The Voot was rather easy
to get back on. I used my Pak legs to fix the bad parts of the pak (It was square.) "Gaz are you okay?"
Blackheart asked now noticing Gaz. "Huh? Yeah I'm fine" She lied. She sounded even more... Upset
than usual! I'm glad that the engine had enough power to get us to the Massive though. This crude thing
can't take fire.
"Blackheart never design a Pak again"
Yay! The end! I originally had this in a dream. It was ten times as gory and far above rating MA. And
for the "Don't Eat that" Thing I was researching and that line came across in a show. (ICarly) I loved
the line and no Blackheart isn't cannibal and wasn't going to eat it. It's so fun to write so slurred.
If there was ever a time Gaz was out of character it was this one. Zim was pretty in character as far
as being a wimp. (In my dream the whole body parts line was Great! He started to twitch and the
whole nine yards) Yes Zim is a wuss. I was aching all over by the time this chapter was over.
(I got the explosion part from batman begins) R&R