Damn. I just read the last chapter again I have a question.
When did this morph in to a horror Sci-Fi?
When did I get Jhonens evil mind? I love The character Quinn she's creepy.
Lon's POV
DOTS: We Learn today.
I looked at the Massive it was huge. "Dad?" I asked In to the transmitter. I hadn't seen this ship since
Sumera... "Wow. That is huge" Blackheart said staring. "Guys we should be careful the ship is getting
fumigated." I told them after talking to dad. Blackheart nodded. "Well fumigation sucks." Blackheart
said. "Hey Blackheart why do you call yourself that?" I asked. He looked out the window. "Ah, yes
my past." He said sadly. (I've never seen him sad) "Don't tell us if you don't want to!" I said motioning
for him to stop. "You know good time to get to know each other better" I said. "Gaz-" "No." I
shrugged. "So Blackheart why don't you have any emotion?" He opened his eyes. "I have emotion."
I stared. "You weren't phased by the fact that Gretel blew up." "Of course I was! I've known Gretel
for ever!" he said sitting up. "You did?" Gaz asked. "Yes. When she was a tiny smeet we-" He said
laughing to himself. "We were the perfect evil duo" "So you two were like a couple?" I asked. "No.
I was her big brother pretty much." He said. "I still laugh at that one time we got that lady 'get back
here you crazy smeets!I'll repoooort you!'" He mocked. I laughed. Gaz smirked. "Tell us of your tiny
smeethood." I asked. "Fine." He said sitting up.
Blackheart's Smeethood
I walked down the abandoned streets of Conventia. "Where did everyone go?" I asked. "Am I the only
one left?" I asked a building. (I was little what else?) I noticed these abandoned ships "Hello?" I
called. Someone jumped on me. "Shush! They'll find me!" A pretty female Irken shushed me. (Gretel
was adorable as a smeet) "Who are you?" I asked sitting up. "Gretel. Now Shush! Do you want to be
taken back to Irk?" She asked holding me down. "Uh.. Yes!" I told her. "Oh. You're just another one of
those spineless Irkens" She said getting off of me. I glared. "Who are you hiding from?" I asked. "The
academy people. I escaped." She said smiling. "Whoa, you escaped?" I asked. I remember
downloading the biggest traitor in Irken history Zim escaped too. (And blew out the power on
Devastis) "Yes! If I stayed there another 5 minutes I would have gone insane!" She yelled. "You
already are insane" She slapped me. "Hey!" I yelled rubbing my cheek where she smacked me. "So
How did you get here?" I asked. "What part of shush do you not get?" Gretel asked. "If you must know
then I stole a ship." I stared at her. "You don't follow rules very much do you?" She shook her head.
"If you don't shut up then To Irk I promise I'll tie you to that pole when the nuke comes down." I shut
up. "Nuke??" She shook her head. "Yes Conventia is condemned we are nuking it to hell!" She
shouted. "Where are we going to hide?" "In a lead box I brought. Now shut up so I can hear the alarm"
Lon listens
"Nice beginnings" I told him. I loved how Gretel could just smack him. "She did tie me to a pole" I
laughed. "I'm glad the Nuke didn't explode though." He said. "It just rotted. Gretel was always like that
though" He said. I felt bad for him being there, but still he was spineless. "So when did you get a
spine?" I asked him. "Er... I'd rather not tell you." I nodded. "Hey look the Massive seems to have
stopped fumigation." I pointed out. "How can you tell?" He asked. " It's Purple again" I told them. I
heard a lot of explosions, but the Med bay was Nuke proof. So they were safe. "You know of all the
Spirits I've seen I haven't seen Sumera." I said sitting up. "Well sometimes spirits like their privacy."
A voice said. I turned around. It wasn't Sumera, but another female Irken I don't know. "Who are you?"
I asked. "I knew you wouldn't remember me dearie." She said coughing. "I'm Renea" I stared. "You
can only pick one of them." She said. Oh... That evil woman. "Oh your the person who turned my
smeethood in to hell" I said. I cringed for a minute as the collar shocked me. "Well your sister. Won't
show herself to you or Tak." Renea said rolling up some paper. "What's with the paper?" "Never mind
this dearie. But she will show herself to Zim" I stared. "And you know this how?" I asked. "Well While
you were back there rubbing your pretty little antennae about the dead guy she was fighting for Zim's
life" Renea said. "So... Why are you here? And I don't rub my antennae!" I yelled. "Sometimes I want
to talk to another living being" She said shrugging. "But your dead." "Exactly Merna" I rolled my eyes.
She disappeared. Dropping the paper. "That was random and inconvenient" I said. Blackheart shrugged
and Gaz didn't really care. I hated these random things. Sumera turning evil was random, her getting
killed was random. I already know what's going to happen. Quinn is going to attack me I catch fire she
runs. "She's the sister and daughter of a Tallest, I'm sure she is more competent than that" Blackheart
said. I shrugged. But everyone except me is pathetic! Well if Blackheart would actually help me fight
he could be less pathetic. "Pathetic? I'm not pathetic" Blackheart said. I decided to fight him. I'll just
catch fire. I walked over to him. "Hi Blackheart care to fight?" I said. He laughed. "Sure." He said
looking away. I tried to claw him. And do you know what? He flipped me! "How did you do that
without getting burnt?" I asked. "I got burnt! Irken armor is just non-flammable." I glared. Lucky flip.
"I grew up on the streets. For a day or two. That was enough for me to learn how to fight" He said.
Pfft. He's my technician though. "I'm your only friend that Quinn hasn't blown up." He said glaring.
"Gretel wouldn't of blown up if you let me-" "If I let you!? If I let you try to save her you would be
blown up too!" He yelled. "No I wouldn't!" "Fine next time a bomb's going off I'll let you run there and
get killed!" He yelled. "Good!" "Fine!" We sat there quiet for a second.
On the Massive 15 minutes later
"Wow I have never seen this place more deserted in my entire life." I said walking around. "Yes you
have you lie." Blackheart responded. "Will the both of you stop fighting like ninnys." Gaz told us.
"Dad?" I called walking to the med bay. I looked at the clock. 240 degrees no wonder. He's probably
recharging his Pak. "Mimi?" I called. Mimi came running around. "Yes... Lon!" She said surprised.
"Wow you are tall now." I looked at myself. ""I am?" "Yes! You're taller than master!" Mimi said.
I smiled. "Speaking of which where's dad and mom?" "In the med bay. The ship had a spasm a minute
ago." I nodded. That would mean dad was awake. I walked down to the med bay. I remember this hall
teeming with life. "Dad?" I called. "Lon! Wow you are about my height!" He said. "I am?" He nodded.
"So what happened so bad this place had to be fumigated?" I asked. "Quinn bugged everyone here." I
glared. "Quinn." "She blew up my friends. And Them." I told him. He shook his head. "I can't
understand why she's like this!" Dad said. "She tried to blow up Tak!" I went pale. "Mom's-" "Alive"
I sighed relief. "She styles the bombs like Paks." I nodded. Those were easy to defuse just pull the right
plug. "I heard the ship had a spasm." I said. "Yes. You know we really need to rebuild the Massive"
Dad added. "That can't be too hard can it?" I asked. "It is. Very hard" Dad said nodding. "And you
know how?" I asked. "Er..."He said looking around. "I don't know any Vortians! Where would you get
an idea like that!" I stared at him. "I didn't say anything about Vortians" I told him. So this is a vort
ship. Lovely. Novel. "Can I see mom?" I asked. "Eh? Sure." Dad replied turning his attention back
from his little panic attack there. GIR skipped in front of me. I think dad wanted to hit GIR if he did
something, but I'm not sure. "Hi GIR." I said waving. Blackheart peered over. "Hey Blackheart want to
meet GIR?" I asked. I turned around. He was talking to dad. I rolled my eyes in a lack of caring. "Why
does Blackheart spend more time with you now?" Gaz asked. "Hey you remembered his name!" I said
turning. "Lon! Scary Lady want to tell you somethin'!" GIR yelled. "It's weird." Gaz said. "You're
jealous. I'm not surprised he's spending more time around me. If he spent any more time with you I
think he would go crazy" I said. "Lady want to tell you something!" GIR yelled dragging me. "What
does mom want to tell me GIR?" I asked. "Master said I can't tell you." GIR said shaking his head.
"Please GIR? I'll make Tacos." (I remember when I did this I spent days washing my mouth with soap)
I told him in a tone that sounded flirtingly. It was weird. I really hate having to bribe him, but I was
curious and in a conversation. "Well..." "GIR!" Dad yelled. "Master says that piece of information is
confidential" GIR said saluting. "I'll throw in taquitos" GIR looked torn apart. "It's nothing!" GIR
finally burst out. I smiled I could get inside his head now. "Nothing or Something?" I asked in a
suspicious tone. I tried not to smile. "You're too smart for me, Lon. Green Lady is-" GIR started. This
would be fun to watch. "GIR! I told you not to tell her! Let Tak do it!" Dad yelled. His eyes drifted to
mine. Ah well I can get in to dad's just as easy. "You're right dad you're just too smart for me" I started.
If my praise didn't get it out of him, then I know what will. "Yes, heh, I- Wait! I know this trick!" Dad
yelled. "You must be the smartest Irken in the world then Dad." I told him. (I was such a kiss-ass)
"Lon we both know that's true, but-" he started. "I have the best father in the world" My secret weapon.
I had to suck up a lot. He now looked just like GIR did a minute ago. "Yes I am and as the best father
I think you should go talk to your mother instead of sucking up." Damn. Ow. I was sure that would
work. "My tacos?" GIR asked. "Er... I'll make them later" I said walking off. "Mom?" I called in to the
med bay. "Lon is that you?" She asked. I saw her walk in. There was a huge scar on her. "Mom, Dad
said you wanted to tell me something?" She was shocked for a second. "Zim. Enough backbone to
hi-jack the massive yet not enough to tell his own daughter." She mumbled. "Well?" "Er... Lon sit
down with me!" Mom said. Irk I know this. She's going to have another smeet. It's obvious! No one
asks you to sit down unless they want to tell you a stupid metaphor that no one can understand. "Oh
how nice."I said. "I didn't say anything yet." She said confused. "Okay then tell me." She coughed.
"Well dearest only daughter of mine." She said. I hated it when she called me that! " De Coupa lo May
Ni!" I replied. "Lon! Honestly! Language!" Mom cried. "There you go! My name is Lon!" I said. She
rubbed her temples. "Hey. How do you know Irk's native tongue? You never spent enough time there!"
Mom said suddenly. I shrugged I'll use the I'm creepy. "May Ni?" I said. "Oh yes that's right the news"
"Well you know when a blumbee eats the-" I tuned her out. Ever since I was born and Earth was
conquered They took on the humans most annoying trait. The Birds and Bee talk. "and then-" I
groaned. "Earth! You always find a way to torture me!" I cried. "Eh?" "De Coupa! Re Li co Coupa!"
I yelled cussing in native tongue. (I said: This Shit! Why all this Shit?) "Lon! Guagey!" She yelled, and
soon we were in a battle in native tongue. "I Uya Klese Coupa! Ret May Dee!" I yelled. "Guagey!"
"Guagey! Do Se Uya Wyan Que?" I yelled. "Daka!" "May Ni!" "Thei Glurghing smeet!" She yelled.
(I already know this shit! Get to the point!-Language!-mocks Language! Is that all you know how to
say?- No!-The News?- I'm having a smeet) I shut up. I had to remind myself that she was probably
very emotional. "I'm sorry mom." She shrugged it off. "Isn't that going to hurt you though?" I asked.
"No it means I'm getting over my disease" Well that was only half true. A couple years ago she was
having a smeet, but it died. "So is it male or female?" I asked. "We won't know until it's born." I
stared. "Humans have inventions for that." Mom cringed. "Well... We're Irkens that ironer is creepy" I
rolled my eyes. "How?" "you put some sort of gel on you then place it on top of that." I stared. We
shouldn't know how that works. "But-" "Merna you have a war to end" she said shoving me out. I
stared. "Blackheart what are you doing?" I asked. "What? Er.. Nothing!" I have a feeling dad told him
to do this. "Did not! I just was curious!" I rolled my eyes. "Sure... So what did dad not want?" I asked.
"He didn't want to listen to what Tallest Tak would tell you so he would remember it!" I laughed.
"How much do you have written?" "All the way to where you cussed your mother out. After that this
got too much fun to multi-task" I rolled my eyes. "Well you know what to say. So do you know what
I'm going to do now?" I asked. "There isn't a tree in the Massive is there?" "No, but I have something
much better." I said laughing.
5 minutes later
"LON! I hate this obstacle course!" He cried running.
"Well Curiosity killed the Irken!"
I remember Hell. (Zim)
I looked at the controls. "Tallests aren't supposed to do this stuff" "Or send little Irken spies" Tak said
behind me. "What's so wrong with that?" She shook her head. "It's unethical! We're Tallests we are
supposed to stand for ethics!" She said. I stared. "Irk I better not have another clone of you. If I do
whatever you are doing stop it." I choked. "I am not doing anything like that! I'm just doing what any
Irken does." I told her. "Normal by Irk's standards or your standards?" "Irk's!" She laughed. "I'm not
a clone of dad!" Lon said running in. "Lon look in a mirror!" I said. She looked in a piece of glass.
"Okay so I am. But Sumera wasn't!"
Flashbacks to random points in Su's life
"Dad? Dad!Dad? Dad! Over here Dad!"
"I'm just amazing like that!"
"So you're Lon, You don't look special"
End Flashbacks
"Okay... So Su was a mental clone of you." She said looking around. "I'm still waiting for my clone"
Tak said. "I'm sorry! Clones run in my side of the family!" I told her. "Like?" I took out an old picture
of Quinn. "Wow she looks just like you." I took out another picture of my old aunt and uncle. "Okay
so they are all clones." I grinned. "So dad why don't you hate Quinn for doing?" Lon asked. I lowered
my antennae. "Just rub your antennae and I'll tell you." "I don't rub my antennae!"
Flashback to Zim's childhood.
Zim's smeethood
"My Tallest? Have you seen Quinn?" I asked. Dad shrugged. "I'm right here Zuzy." Quinn said walking
in. "My name's Zim!" "Would you rather me call you Zimantha?" She asked. Dad laughed at the
thought. "Where did you get the scars?" I asked looking at her face. She put her hand on them. "Oh, er
these? I got in to a fight at the academy." Dad turned around. "Quinn don't pick fights" I glared. "But
you hit us like we're your punching bags that's picking fights!" I yelled. He slapped me. "See!" He gave
me a long glare. (Smeet Quinn was adorable) "Zim you help Quinn beat the male that's hitting her." He
told me. "That's nice, but she's a girl." I tried not to laugh. "Okay Q lets go." I said walking off. "I want
you to watch and learn sister how a real Irken handles a bully!" I told her sitting her on a stump. "Zuzy
That's nice, but crying and running off won't help" I glared at her. "I'd slap you, but dad loves you
more." I said. "There she is!" Quinn yelled pointing out. A beautiful Purple eyed Irken. (Hmm.. Now I
wonder who that is) "Hey!" I said poking on her shoulder. "What?" "You beat up my sister!" "and?
What are you going to do about it? I'm taller than you!" She said laughing. "I have a more developed
Pak and my father is Tallest Red." I said getting on my Pak legs. She got on hers. "And? I'm tougher!"
She said. "How did you do that?" "You think you're so tough for being abused by Tallest Red? I have
Tallest Purple's love." She got up higher than me. Eventually we were up ten feet in the air. She took
out a laser and held it at me. "What in the name of Irk hell are you doing?" I asked. "I'm about to shoot
you." "No I mean your stance I could just kick you off." I lied. She looked down. "Oh yes and another
thing about being abused by Tallest Red. I learn how to do this!" I said and knocked her off. I stared at
her fall. "You're be a better Tallest than Red would. Rumors are my dad's going to be a tallest" I gasped
and dove down to catch her. "Tak! I'm sorry!" I said catching her. "Yes I'm Tak who are you?" She
asked. "Zim!I'm Zim!" I said. She remembered instantly. "You two know each other?" Quinn asked
"Yes." "Are you two like boyfriend girlfriend?" She asked. Tak laughed. "No! I just know him! He's
the bravest Irken in the area" "Wait did you say yes or no to that question? That sounded like you were
trying to flirt with me after denying any relationship" I asked. She thwacked me. "So you do have a
Girlfriend! I'm telling dad!" Quinn yelled. "Er... I really don't I'm a dork." "A cute dork." I stepped
away from Tak. "Just ask her out you idiot. She'll be the only girlfriend you'll ever get." Quinn told
me. "So Tak are you doing anything later?" I asked. "Of Course! I mean no I'm not, but sure!" I stared
at her. "What?" "I'd love to hang out with you Zimmy!" Quinn laughed. "Zimmy?" "It beats Zuzy." I
said shrugging. "Uh sure Takkyl." I said stroking her antennae. It felt nice and curly. But also really
damned awkward. "Takkyl nice nickname." I nodded slowly.
1 week later
"So Zuzy do you wuv her?" Quinn asked. "Eh?" "Do you want to marry her?" "Quinn!" "Do you want
to have smeets with her?" I choked and fell over. "Quinn I'm too young for that stuff! FAR too young!
I won't have smeets till I'm like 30!" (XD) "Why do you keep bringing her up here?" "That's for me to
know and for you. And dad to never find out" She stared at me. "You two dance?" She said (Almost
too loudly) "No! But if we did you would never tell dad!" I hissed loudly. "You two did it? Did you
knock her up?" Quinn asked. "No! We don't dance! I'm still halfie." "halfie? So you two just make
out?" I nodded. "I knew you couldn't get a girl that close to you!" I glared. "You just keep that warped
mind to yourself. I'm awesome and can get a female that close!" "Hah! I bet you can't! Well without
knocking her up." I glared. "You know I'm glad I'm superior" "I won't tell dad that you two danced."
She said. "We-" "Zuzy, Females only make 'The Face' for one reason" She said imitating. I gagged.
"Wait. How would you know 'The Face'?" "Er... No reason bye!"
Zim finished
"Irk! Dad! If you were doing that by one month old what were you doing to other girls years later??"
Lon asked gagging. "She was an evil evil little witch." Tak said. "So Dad when exactly did you dance
for the first time?" I asked. "156 years later a nice Irken came along without a breast wrap and tainted
my halfie-ness" I lied. "Lies." she said. "Oh Zim tell her the truth!" Tak said. "Er... First one right?" I
asked. They nodded. "3 weeks old." Lon nearly barfed. "What on Irk did you do to Mom then?"
"Good question." "When was you first dance?" Lon asked Tak. "2 weeks after I met up with him" Tak
said sounding almost hurt. "you're still a Whole right?" She asked Lon. "No I danced with Dib on the
moon Of course I am! When would I have time for romance?" She sassed. "Sumera was the non-
Halfie" Lon replied. I gagged. "Zim we have to talk." Tak said hurt. (No! I Zim wasn't a whore hunter!
I just found myself with a lot of other females that Red brought home) "Yes Tak?" "Zim I thought I
was your first girlfriend." "You were!" She glared. "Honestly! Tak if I'm lying then I should be bathed
in water!" "I'm leaving. You know what you have to do to get back in to those quarters!" She said
starting to walk off. Then the wall to the Massive broke open. "What in the name of Irk?" I yelled. Lon
screamed as the suction dragged her down. "I've got you Lon!" Blackheart yelled grabbing Lon. "Tak?"
I called out climbing the ship to find her. "I'm up here! Mimi has me!" she said holding on to the floor.
"My hand's slipping dad!" Lon cried. I crawled to the computer. "Computer open a line to Vortian
Prisoner 777!" I yelled. "Uh... Tallest Zim? Help! My hand's slipping too!" Blackheart yelled. The line
opened up. "Hello Zim I haven't seen you in years!" I stared "Nice to see you too! The side of the
Massive broke open! Everyone else besides me and my family are dead!" I cried. "You have a family?"
"Why yes. Me and Tak." "Oh... You finally knocked her up." "777!" "Sorry! Get to a vent! They don't
run out of oxygen!" "Thank Irk." "And Zim I'm still in Jail so-" I cut the lines. "To the vent!" I yelled.
"Dad..." Lon said scared. "What?" "My armor won't work and I've cussed for hours" That's bad there
isn't any oxygen left. I saw her hand slip out of Blackhearts "I've got you Lon!" I yelled. Blackheart
fell. "Lon!"Blackheart cried. "Gaz!" He yelled. I saw Tak slipping. Blackheart caught her and put her
behind a control box. He then fell. In to the deep vacuum. "Dad!" Lon yelled. "What?" She stared.
"Oh all right." And I let go.
Another Epic chapter. The wall splitting open will be explained later and no Blackheart isn't dead.
I'm moving the rating up now. Zim is too weird here to keep it T. And Poor 777 . He let go of Lon not
he let go to his vacuumy doom. This had more to do with I'm trying to make this 10 chapters than I
wanted a flashback chapter.