Yay! Chapter 6! I have to get this story on the road or else I'll never stay ten chapters! Or was it 15? I'm confused now. That last chapter sucked I kind of threw it out there for plot design. (And to see Lon freak out ;P)Man I need to advert this story only 20 views? (Looks at DotS then DOTS) 787 vs. 20.
I advertised the first. Warning: This Chapter is crappy it's only here for plot background
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Later it was better none of us talked though. Mom would glance to dad occasionally and he would glare
at Dib, Dib would glare back and I would stare confused. Blackheart spoke the truth. "Well this has
been a nice talk, now I'll just add to the silence" Mom said sarcastically. I laughed. Dad looked at her.
There was a secret. Maybe... No the Paks kill off anything in the body that isn't exactly intended. Or
maybe Mom had another miscarriage. Irk she's had like three in the past. "So Dib what's It like in your
little world?" I asked. "huh? Oh Earth culture. Not very different except we sleep on beds" Dad glared
at Dib. "Sleep is an inferior need." He said proudly. "So is having to recharge. That's pathetic" We all
glared at Dib. (Except mom and that added on to Dad's hate for Dib) "So exactly how many
assassination attempts have you survived?" Dad asked. (XD) "Zim!" Mom yelled. "Sorry" Dad
replied. "You should know Tallest Zim you were the assassin." Dib replied. "Oh 52" I stared. He
actually counted? "So... What's Irken education like?" Dib asked. I shrugged ironically I never went
to the academy. "Lovely we stay there for ten years downloading the same crud every day" Mom told
him. Dad gave Dib his death glare. Really I would love to know how he got along with Dib when Dib
was twelve. "Oh we go to school for 24 years if you go to college and Grad school." Dad and Mom
choked. "Irk! I had problems staying there for 1 day! 24 years! That's Irken Hell!" Mom said. "If I
stayed in the academy for 24 years I'd die!" Dad said. He probably liked the school on Earth he
respected Mrs. Bitters I've been told. "Zim you didn't stay there for the full ten years you bailed out"
Mom said. "I escaped for freedom!" He said. "Yes you and Skoodge destroying Irk together" Mom
joked. He glared at her in a joking matter. "ah, yes Skoodge." Dad said then shuddered. I shrugged.
"So Dib, what do you people do on Earth?" I asked. Dad nearly broke down in laughter. "Oh, well we
read, we write, we..." Dib started "Throw rats in to other peoples windows" Dad added. "And Throw
rats into- Hey!" He said. "Wow, interesting us Irkens don't read anymore." I told him. We abandoned
reading years ago. "What do you for fun on Irk?" He asked. "Eh, fun?" All three of us said
spontaneously "Well I like to throw meat." I said. Dad's eye twitched remembering the time I tripped.
"Er... There's GIR!" Dad added. "I have my fun in the night." Mom said shrugging. Dib and I gagged.
Okay so mom had no real life. "Is that all you do for fun?" Dib asked. "Yea pretty much." We said.
"No music, dancing-" Dib asked. "Er... define your terms" Dad asked appalled. "walking around in a
fancy matter." Dib explained. "What are your terms?" He asked. "Er.. Dib, don't go asking too many
Irkens that question" I told him. "So you guys don't do anything Fun?" He asked. "I made tacos!" GIR
said running in. "GIR do you do anything fun?" Dib asked. "Yea! Mimi and I like playing hide and
seek in the ship!" GIR said. "Or sometimes we'll play in music!" GIR said smiling. "See that's fun!
You guys don't do that?" Dib asked. "We're a little busy keeping the empire from collapsing." Dad
said. I nodded. "So what's this fun you talk about?" I asked. "Well come on I'll show you!" Dib said
grabbing my hand.
Tak has a serious Talk
I turned to Zim. I really wanted to tell him something, but I can't. Maybe he'll think it's too... odd. I
know we're above the humans, but I really wanted to try their culture. I couldn't earlier. "That's a great
idea!" Blackheart blurted out. "Really? Thank you I need someone's approval." I told him. "Yeah! Just
don't get too deep in to their culture to where you forget what you are." He added. I decided to tell Zim.
"Hi Zim!" I said way too cheerfully. "Hi Tak are you okay?" Zim asked. He was working the controls.
(Or maybe seeing how much he could tinker with them) "Yeah do you know what day it is?" I asked.
It was Lon's birthday. We don't celebrate it though. This would be...Fun to try. "Nope." "Do you know
what time it is?" I asked. "Nope." "Are you listening to me?" "Nope." "Should we try some of the
humans rituals?" I asked. He looked up. "No..." He said shaking his head. "But it will be fun! Lon
should have fun once in her life don't you think?" I asked. "Tak those human rituals are idiotic. Plus I
need no reminders of Earth." He said. "You miss it." "No." "Yes you do! You miss Earth!" I said. "No
I just hate being a tallest." I rolled my eyes. "Tak worse than idiotic they are addictive you'll forget your
own culture. Pfft. Dating, Anniversaries, showers, birthdays. All a waste of time" Zim said. "Hm... The
actual human ritual wasn't mentioned." I said. "Eh?" "The Marriage ritual!" I said. His antennae perked
up. "Zim. I know you hate being a Tallest, but I remember you when you were annoying and short." I
said trying to perk him up (And using the wrong words.) "I remember when you were tall and out to
kill me." He replied. I shrugged. "You loved to try new things. Er... That may have killed half the
Armada, smeets and..." I said trying to think of a positive comment. "And Tallest Miyuki" I said. He
lowered his antennae. "Am I the only one impressed with that?" Zim asked. Okay... "I have nothing
new to try." He said. He lost his spirit. (DX) "Well you can try this!" I said. "Last time I tried your
ideas Sumera was born and I was nearly killed by Red" He said. "What was so wrong with..." I started.
He stared. "I see what you mean." I said. "Well then Lon was born and another is on the way" I said.
(He really hated me bringing that to his attention he claims it makes him feel bad. ??) "Yes I know"
"And Tak have you noticed that neither of them like life?" He asked. "Zim, great Zim you are always
so brave and I thought you would like to try something" I said appealing to his egotisticalness. He
grinned. "It's not working." He said shaking his head. "Why have you grown immune to us doing
that?" I asked. "Because you do it so much!" I shrugged. "Is there anything you aren't immune to?" I
asked. This was his annoying trait. "One thing, but I'm working on that thing." He said. I rolled my
eyes "Of course." "I'll be in the Med Bay." I declared. "Why do you spend so much time in there?"
Zim asked. "Because that's the one safe place on the Massive." I said. "Or you're paranoid." He added.
The Med Bay was quiet. It was the same cold place it has always been. "Well this is the first quiet
day in a long while." I said sitting around. "I'll see what Lon and Dib are doing." I shuddered. Zim
might think that I can tolerate Dib, but I really can't. I can tolerate Zim, so I'm calm most of the time.
I don't want Lon tainted by Dib's odd culture. I looked out side the med bay. "Your culture is awesome"
Lon said happily. "Your culture I have to say is rather dull." Dib replied. "You do the same thing for
life?" He asked. She nodded. "On Earth we at least get a choice." This was a nice little conversation.
If I had a choice I wouldn't be a Tallest. Invaders, Inventors. They are the true jobs. Tallests we just go
and talk to them. Occasionally I get to throw someone out an airlock that's fun. "Have you noticed you
are a clone of Zim?" Dib asked looking at Lon. "Yeah, only difference is my curled antennae and
eyelashes...And armor" She said shrugging. True her armor was pink Zim's was purple. (Considering
he only wears it just to make him feel like a normal Irken again) "And common sense" Dib added. I
snickered. It's not very good to make fun of your betrothed, but that was pretty funny. "Dad has
common sense!" Lon said. "He trusts everything in GIR" Why do they hate GIR? Irk I trust him! He's
always with Mimi! "Not anymore after he nearly blew up the Massive" ... How did she know that? Oh
right she's the daughter of Zim she's creepy like that. "What about Rose?" Dib asked. "She's in the
Repair Bay for going insane on Kri" He nodded. I heard a crack behind me. "Irk, this ship is just falling
apart." I said to myself. The wall broke. "Ship is still the same as I remember." A voice said. I turned
around it was Sumera. And she was ALIVE. "Sumera?" I asked putting my helmet on. "Hello Mother"
She said. "Where's Lon?" "Wait! You aren't going to kill her are you?" I asked getting in front of the
door. "No. I want her armor." I stared. "Why?" "I have my reasons mother." I felt the door open. "Irk!
Sumera!" Lon cried running in with her helmet. "Hello sister." She said glaring. "Hello Bitch" Sumera
glared. "I'm here for your armor." She declared.
"I'm here to send you back to hell"
Lon and Sumera
I glared. "Sister, It's a reasonable request." She said. "Tell Quinn to build her own armor" I hissed. She
glared at me then mom. Then looked at us. "You are taller than Mom I thought Quinn was bluffing."
She said lowering her guard. "So Where's your damned electric claw?" I asked. "Sister I know how
this armor works." She said. I caught fire. "And I know how to kill it." She ripped a hole in the wall.
My fire went out. "You see sister, I'm smarter than you." She hissed. "If you were smarter than me you
would know that you smashed your Pak breaking through the forcefield, and you have no helmet." I
told her. She looked at her pak. "Made you look." I said and pushed her out. "Mom get out of the med
bay!" I said pushing her out. "Lon, I believe Sumera" She said. "I don't, I gave her a second chance and
she dies, is brought back, and then soon after blows the chance!" I told her. "ignoring the fact that some
Irken is a voodoo person." Mom replied. "Mom it's a never ending cycle! I smashed her helmet! I SET
HER ON FIRE!! She won't die!!" I yelled. Mom rolled her eyes. "Lon." "Mom." We glared for a
minute. "Who did you set on fire?" Dib asked butting in. "Sumera. She died and now she's back to
KILL ME!" I said shaking him. "Su?" Dib asked laughing. "Dib I am not joking she killed everyone
on this ship in less than an hour! She committed the highest act of treason! She taught me how I can
catch fire!" I said. She was a diabolical mastermind. "Su?? She did that?" Dib asked choking. "Yes! I
spared her life and now she wants to kill me!" I told him. He was shocked. "She's done worse"
Blackheart said walking up. "SHE TRIED TO KILL HER OWN MOTHER!" I yelled. "CALM
DOWN!" He replied. "She killed both of the Tallests... And my parents." I stared. Irk, she was horrid.
"Okay..." Dib said backing away. "Ignoring the fact that a lot of people stopped paying attention to
your anecdotes in the last 2 chapters, What?" I asked. "I don't know." He said shrugging. I rolled my
eyes. "I'm starting to get the feeling that you guys don't like me." He said. "No we like you it's just that
we don't CARE for you," I told him a little harshly. (A.N/ This is my favorite Line of the story. And I
actually hate Tak a lot more than B.H and Dib.) "Have you noticed that my life has been really
boring lately?" I asked. "It's like someone was writing really crappy ideas the last two chapters just so
they can take up space." I continued. (A.N/ Fav. Line Alert.) "What does that have to do with Su?" Dib
asked. "Not a damn thing." I replied. "Wow this is a really long complaining thing" Dib said. "Maybe
we should stop complaining and worry about Sumera" Mom said. "I hear little buzzing noises." Then
the door broke open. "I'm Back!"
This crappy chapter has been interrupted by an Author who is really pissed.
I just had to bring this back to humor and angst so if you didn't get the last part it's this:
I wanted to point out my favorite lines and the fact that Lon thinks Tak is a bitch vice Versa.
"Ack! Sumera! You weren't supposed to come back for another chapter!" I cried. She looked around.
"What the hell are you talking about?" She asked raising one antennae and lowering the other in
confusion. She grabbed me. "Come on you bitch, I need you." she hissed. "Su?" Dib asked. She froze
and her antennae raised. "Dib? Is that you?" She asked dropping me. "So you two know each other" I
said spitting out the Massive's metal pieces. "Yes we were a couple back when I was a smeet" She said.
"So you WERE a whore" I said. "And you ARE an egotistical brat." she replied. "and I AM disturbed"
Dib said backing away. "why ARE we using pronouns?" Mom asked. "no we ARE emphasizing
tenses" I replied. Then Sumera had me pinned down. "Didn't you learn anything?" I asked catching
fire. "Yes." She said getting up. "I just got what I needed." She held up a wrist plate from my armor.
"You Bitch! Are you honestly going to choose Aunt Quinn over the Irken Empire?" I asked. "She was
going to kill me off anyway. I'm going to kill her." Sumera said facing away. "Eh? Why would-" I
started. Heh. The stages of insanity. She's paranoid. "You're right she is going to kill you!" I lied. Quinn
wouldn't dare attack Sumera the most powerful spirit in hell. Well until I die. "I already know that
Sister, She can't even gauge her enemies strength." Sumera told me harshly. Quinn was a fool to make
Sumera come back. "Su, I'll help you kill Quinn" I told her. "So I guess the two enemy's are joining
forces for our own separate reasons" Su said glaring. I nodded. "It's too late to fix anything else
though" I said lowering my antennae. "Eh?" "She brought you back. That started a war between the
Spirits and the Irkens" I told her. "You make everything sound far worse than it actually is. They don't
give a damn about me and they could all burn in Hell for all I care" She said. They already are burning
in hell, but okay. "and you make everyone else sound like a total douche" I replied. "Well they are" I
shrugged. At least I have someone else to back me up in this war, even if it is for the wrong reasons. We
needed all the help we can get. "Where's Flourg?" Su asked lowering her antennae. "Quinn killed him."
Sumera stared in horror. She grabbed me and walked off. "Whoa! Where are we going?" I asked. "We
are going to get Quinn here. Then we will fumigate it. Or I might just kill her myself " I stared. Sumera
actually looked like she was pissed. "What?" I asked. She sighed in annoyance.
"The Twilight is darkest just before dawn sister"
"And it is pitch black out there in that hell."
"Tonight it ends."
Sumera recited a poem a rather odd one, but a poem. It didn't rhyme. "Dib!" I said running back.
(I imagine in my mind listening to Finish the Fight) "Yes Lon?" He asked. "Dib I'm not coming back."
I told him. He stared confused at my statement. "Today I'm going to end it all, No more Hell. This is
my last stand" I told him crying. He grinned. "Mother tell my little sibling that I went out there in full knowledge I'm entering Hell. And that I'm not coming back" I told her. "I understand Merna" She said
nodding. "Lon-" Dib started I cut him off. "I'm not Lon, I am not water, I torch everything I touch. I am Merna."
I told him. "Merna, are you sure?" He asked. "Yes. This is the battle That the only survivor is death." I
said. I pecked him on the cheek and left.
"This is my fight"
Hope you liked the crappy chapter. If you hated it as much as I did then send me hate mail! If you liked
it... Well Okay! The next chapter is a Q.A and Preview for the story Finale. And After that is a flashback chapter.
And no this was not what Tak wanted to tell Zim. That will be in the Q.A