Chapter Five: You Call That Romantic?
A/N: I'm back! Yay! Hahaha… So anyway, hopefully everyone will enjoy this chapter and hopefully you've enjoyed the last few chapters, because I think Tesla did an awesome job. :D
So on with the story!
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Author: Arbella Scott
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It was a nice, romantic dinner…at Hoggy's. Ashley's fiancé, Michael, was in from Scotland to join her for an extravagant birthday dinner.
They were now waiting for their server, Bobby O'Donnell (Ashley assumed that was his name, since the name tag that had fallen off his shirt had the name printed on it), to bring their food to them. Ashley had ordered the shredded pork; Michael did the same.
Ashley was quite excited to see his reaction to the taste of the pork. You see, before visiting my cousin, he had never tried red meat. Not even a bite.
She clearly remembered the first time he had eaten steak.
Ashley's Flashback
"You've never even tried steak before?"
"No…"
"Well, here, try it."
Michael was handed a plate of steak as they all sat down at the table.
He carefully cut his steak and raised a piece to his mouth. Putting the piece in his mouth and chewing it, he jumped up from the table abruptly.
They were expecting the worst.
"I like this steak stuff!" he exclaimed excitedly.
He sat back down and continued eating his steak merrily.
End Flashback
She now saw Bobby heading towards them with their dinner. She saw the gleam in Michael's eyes: he was eager to try this 'delicious new food.'
"Here's your food guys! Aah! Leg cramp!" he screamed as he clutched his side, dropping the platter of food.
Right then, Nicole Williams walked in.
"Told you the Mole would probably get a leg cramp and drop our pigs!" she shouted then walked back out the door.
"I'm not the Mole!" he stated, limping off. "Where's Kristen when you need her?"
Michael turned to Ashley.
"The Mole?"
"Long story. Let's get out of here."
"Okay."
As they were walking out, they passed Bobby, who was sitting in a wheelbarrow.
"Hola! Oh, I almost forgot…presto, change-o, you didn't eat your mango!"
Hundreds of peppers began falling from the ceiling, hitting Michael, as Ashley ran out screaming.
"What's her problem?"
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A/N: Hahaha, poor Bobby. Ridiculed by everyone… But really he was actually pretty funny…
Well, soon I'll get chapter six typed up.