Disclaimer : I don't own any of the characters in naruto also this fanfic contains shonen ai if you are offended by yaoi then don't read this story also don't send me flaming stuff about it
Warning: boy x boy relation
The story will take place after Susuke left and Naruto went to train with Jiraya.
"ma ma there is no reason to get all worked up, I'm sure that I can make the little Chuunin blush, but I cant say that you can Shiranui-san"
"Is that a challenge Hatake"
"You know it's not nice to send people death glares"
"I accept!" though I'm with Raidou I still want to see the strict Iruka-sense blush, and with the bet that Kakashi made I have the perfect opportunity, is there any thing else in that head beside work?? "ne?? Iruka sense"
"Hmm?"
No really get your fucking head out of that paper, and shouldn't you be all about manners Genma leaned in till his face was an inch from Iruka's face "Iruka-sense could I ask you a question?"
"em, ok" I hop he would make it quick I need to finish this tonight
"Would you let me eat you??" ok I need to check three things: we're one inch apart, check. I have a cocky smirk on, check. Talking in a seductive sexy voice, check. It seems that my years of practice finally had an effect on Iruka!!!! Could it be!!? Iruka is thinking of naughty stuff because of me!!? I have to tell Raidou
Iruka had a troubled look on his face and was almost blushing
"That will be bad"
Did he just shatter?!! Did Iruka do what I just think he did!!!? I have to rub it in Kakashi's face!!! Oh I'm gana make him cry, after all I said something as in the word's of the Chunin ' disrespectful' and I didn't get yelled at! As a matter of fact he doesn't seem to be mad or angered about it.
"Though it's kind of embarrassing but I'm…"
I know it!!! You are a virgin!
"I…"
I???
"I…"
Oh gad just say it already I can't stand that innocent face of yours
"I can't cook!" I can't believe I just said it!!! No one was suppose to know
"Ha?!!!" What is wrong with him??! What does cooking have to do with any thing!!
Genma is really surprised, I cant blame him after all, a guy like me should be able to cook better then any other guy, I'm sorry Genma-san but I really suck at cooking, I don't want to make you sick, because the only thing I can make is sandwiches "I know this might be a little shocking but it is the truth, unfortunately I'm not gifted with cooking so forgive me"
"h?? It's ok I guess"
"It look's like it was a complete failure Shiranui-san, oh wait it wasn't a complete failure, after all I never sow your face like this , you look like Iruka had grown a secound head or something, I might call it a win for me after all I just found out that Iruka the lovable single academy teacher can't cook" I'm sure if it was under other circumstances you would have lost you're mind when Iruka said that he can't cook
"And your saying you can do batter??!!"
"ma wait and see"