Disclaimer : I don't own any of the characters in naruto also this fanfic contains shonen ai if you are offended by yaoi then don't read this story also don't send me flaming stuff about it

Warning: yaoi, don't read if you don't like boy x boy

The story will take place after Susuke left and Naruto went to train with Jiraya.

As the three sat at the restaurant with a very red Iruka, Izumo soon became curious, Izumo soon asked the little dolphin about the napkin, so what did our dolphin do??

Nothing….

Iruka did not move a muscle, so Izumo did what was on his mind, he stole the napkin from Iruka and read it, his face turned from puzzled to amused not long after that he started laughing softly, he then showed it to his lover ,Kotetsu burst out laughing as soon as he read it, it was now Raidou's turn to have a confused look on his face, he turned to Iruka who still looked like a red statue. Izumo then decided it was wise to speak up, and the first word that left his mouth was "incredible" leave it to Izumo to confuse Raidou more.

Izumo: "I can't believe this, how did he know that today is Iruka's birthday!!?"

Raidou: "I demand to know what happened!!"

Kotetsu:" well you have to see what did the elite scarecrow left our cute little dolphin"

Raidou:" what could Kakashi possibly do to leave Iruka this red!?"

Kotetsu:" here read this, I know it's not much, but you have to admit it's a little bit shocking, who would've guessed that Kakashi knew Iruka's birthday!?"

Izumo:" maybe Hokage-sama told him?"

Raidou:" I don't think so, Kakashi and Genma left early in the morning, and we all know how Godima-sama is in the morning, so there is no way that Tsunade-sama could've tooled him, one more thing why would Tsunade-sama remember Iruka's birthday, the women can't remember her own birthday" of course she can do that on purposes, she always lies about her age but that's not the case

Izumo:" before we jump onto conclusions I think it's best to send Iruka home it looks like he is about to faint" oh poor Iruka, I can't believe this is happing to him!!

Kotetsu: "hmm… It's ok we can keep him right here, it's not like he can listen to us, poor little Iruka seems to be going through a mental break down" he and Izumo are alike in that way, they're such a drama queen

Izumo:" and that means you can pock him??!"

Kotetsu:" come on you have to admit it is fun to have Iruka like this"

Raidou:" well we have to thank Kakashi for it, look at him the mean sexy Chuunin didn't send anyone to detention the whole day!!, nor did he yell at Iwashi when he gave him an unreadable mission report!, oh I almost forgot to say: IT WAS THREE WEEKS LATE !!!!"

Kotetsu:" maybe Genma-san is right, Kakashi-san is using some witch craft to control our Iruka-chan!!"

Raidou:" oh god, not this witch craft thing again, does all the seme's think the same way?!"

Kotetsu:" well, the only thing that sparks our interest is ravi-"

Izumo:" I'm taking Iruka home!! I don't want him to hear any more of this"I don't want to taint Iruka's innocent ear

Izumo toke the unmoving Iruka and teleported him to his house, he tooled Iruka to go straight to bed Izumo left after that, leaving a still shocked Chuunin wanting to sleep.

Iruka having no power to do any thing slept in only his boxers.

When Izumo went back to Kotetsu and Raidou they found out that Kakashi gave the note (napkin) to the restaurant the night before.

Kotetsu: "but I don't get it!! Why would Kakashi do that??"

Raidou: "Kakashi can be weird at times actually he's weird all the whole time

Izumo:" but you have to admit it was really nice of Kakashi to do that, and now we know why do they call Kakashi genius"

Raidou: "Izumo is there a specific reason that would make you think that?"

Kotetsu:" Izumo-chan do you think every Jounin is a good one??" oh sweet little Izumo thinks like a little kid, it make's me want to ravish him more… when will ever we go home?!!

Izumo:" but it really take's a genius to figure out where will Tsunade-sama send Iruka to celebrate his birthday, and who could've guessed that Tsunade-sama would actually give someone a break, after all she is a salve driver" no one and I mean no one could be as heartless as she is!

Raidou:" I really cant tell, are you a genius or you're just plain stupid"

Kotetsu:" plain innocent would be batter, don't you think??" yep definitely batter, and he's all mine!!

Raidou:" I think we should go to Tsunade-sama first thing in the morning, she is the only one that can explain"

Meanwhile the said hokage was laughing her ass while saying something about tormenting cute little dolphins and bringing them to their misery

back to the cute little dolphin that was dreaming a beautiful dream about beautiful things and the prettiest thing ever, the sleeping beauty soon opened her eyes… oh sorry his eyes because someone was playing with his beautiful hair, he looked up to see the face of his knight in shining armour, the knight took the princess's I mean prince's face in his hands and was about to kiss him

then the handsome brunette awoke from his slumber.

Iruka: I really should stop dreaming about fairy tails, and why was Kakashi there?? -Well who cares, eh I still want to sleep it's onl-

"I see that you opened your eyes, princess"

"AHH "

The mysteries visitor:" you know there is no reason for you to scream or to clinch the pillow like that"

Iruka:" WHY ARE YOU HERE?!!?"

"I said that I would give you your present"

Iruka:" that could have wait till tomorrow, and I bet you didn't report your mission yet!!! Kakashi-san you are the most irresponsible person ever!!"

Kakashi:" that's mean Iruka-chan, I came flaying to you and all you can think of is a stupid mission report"

Kakashi faked a hurt and took Iruka's face in his hands which made Iruka turn ten shades of red, the poor dolphin wanted to get away from that hand so he did… now he is sitting on the floor and glaring at it with his face still red, Kakashi laid on the bed while facing Iruka.

Iruka:" don't laugh!!"

Kakashi:" I'm not, it's just a small smile"

Iruka:" it's not small!!!"

Kakashi:" hai hai just come here so I can give you your present"

Iruka: "no way!!"

Kakashi:" hmm I never thought that Iruka would be scared of me"

Iruka:" I'm not scared!!"

Kakashi:" then why won't you come?" oh god, playing with Iruka is really fun but I still love you Iruka-chan

Iruka:" because.. because.. because! I don't want a present from someone that won't show me his face!!" wow I'm really smart, from what Naruto said there is no why Kakashi is going to take his mask, I won't have to go near Kakashi now!

Kakashi:" hmm I guess that won't be a problem" Kakashi crawled till he was face to face with Iruka then took his mask of, Iruka was stunned, he couldn't even breath then the redness came, then the poor little Chuunin went to a dreamless sleep, when he wok up again the Jounin's face was an inch away from his own face.

Kakashi:" you know Iruka not a lot sow my face but your reaction was far by the best"

Iruka:" Kakashi .Move"

Kakashi:" but it's so fun to see your face this red"

For that Iruka throw a pillow at Kakashi

Kakashi:" you're so cute Iruka, that's why I have to give you your present now"

Iruka:" I DON"T NEED IT" you don't have to give it!!! I don't want to lose my virginity now!!!

Kakashi:" ma ma you don't have to worry about it so much, I'm sure you'll love it"

Iruka:" NO!!" I HAVE TO RUN FOR MY LIFE BUT KAKASHI WONT LET ME GO!!!

Kakashi had a firm grip on Iruka's wrist, he tagged the terrified Chuunin and brought him to his chest, Iruka was still blushing like hell one would think that his color would help hiding that blush but it did nothing, Kakashi loving the idea of having the blushing Chuunin in his arms decided that it was best to make Iruka blush more, so he took Iruka's face in his hand for the second time that night.

Kakashi:" Iruka. I'm gana give it to you know, ok"

Kakashi's uncovered lips brushed against Iruka's soft lips, Iruka soon closed his eyes and brought his hands to Kakashi's neck, the kiss soon turned passionate as Kakashi's tongue found it's way to Iruka's hot mouth, the two battled for dominate which Kakashi soon won, the need for air soon broke them apart a line of saliva connecting their tongue's together, they both were panting one of them was smirking and the other was bright red.

Kakashi:" should we continue your present Iruka-chan" yep Kakashi did purr in Iruka's ear, but the young dolphin couldn't take it and was soon on the floor.

Kakashi:" I'm kidding, come on lets give you your real present, but you are so cute I can't believe your legs couldn't carry you any more because of one French kiss "

Iruka:" I just fell!!!, and what do you mean by 'your real present'?? And for your FYI I DON'T NEED YOU TO CARRY ME TO BED I CAN WALK!!" and you're carrying me BRIDAL STYLE!!!