hmfan24: Hey. It's me. You know… I'm breaking out with a hit and if this gets to you without being edited I'm so sorry. It means I didn't have time.

Sai: What's going to happen this chapter?

hmfan24: Well, we're going to start developing relationships. They won't really 'start' the test yet. We'll see Kakashi and the older people. I also decided to retire Tony. He began to get old to me. I love monotony, but I felt it very necessary to exclude him.

Sai: Well you suck!

hmfan: I think you'll be pleased by the pairings…especially if I throw a little Yaoi fluff in there. :shuffles cards: Speed?

Sai: What:glares; pushes cards to the floor: You wouldn't…

hmfan: I would, but I guess you want to play 52 pick up. Look, I'm not going

Sai: No! I'm talking about the Yaoi.

hmfan: Feature Presentation.

Dedicated to Subject 32! Thank you so much for your translation (from the improper spelling/grammar I'm using.) In fact, I'll give you a request…anything.

Baby Boombostics: Select Detect Protect

We meet the two, analysing the scroll refering to the Jonin Exams. As usual there are three parts. One educational. One survival. One spontaneous. Usually in that order, but in this case, spontaneos seems to come first.

"No, Sasuke-chan, Sex-Ed." Kakashi shook his head and said in a psychiatrist-like voice. It was written in someone else's handwriting. Chicken Scracth.

Iruka smiled, "It's for the Jonin Exams which must remain a secret." He smiled behind his glasses, "Since we can't trust any two people alone, we need to lay down some ground rules." He rubbed his neck, how embarrassing.

Hinata didn't want to look up at all. Sasuke was five seconds from killing both of them. What did they mean "ground rules". What are they going to do that they need to know about "waiting".

"You see, Sasuke-chan, your body is…" at that secound Sasuke took Hinata's hand and ran out the building. There was no way they would let his Hinata-hime be faced with that type of information. Just imagine how much her mind would be soiled.

Why is Sasuke so sweaty, "Senpai," she made him stop immediately. So suddenly in fact, that she tumbled on top of him, their faces nearly touching. Blushes on both of their faces, Sasuke couldn't move… couldn't speak. There couldn't be anything in the world that could interfere with this moment.

Hinata's eyes are actually light lavender. Her hair is dark indigo…her blush…a deep pink. It suits her pale face. He sat there, loving the silence. How odd…it's comfortable.

She closed her eyes and he frowned. We're so close, yet I don't feel uncomfortable. I feel at home, but he can't feel the same way. He likes Sakura. He was meant to be with Sakura and I with Naruto. I'm probably embarrasing him. Her eyes opened when he saw him roll to his side and wrap his right arm around her waist. He then frowned, "You're usually insecure. You seemed insecure back there."

"I-I was afraid you were insecure standing next to me. I'm sorry." A loud whistle was heard.

Anko stood above them, "Violation of Section 350 Paragraph 2! Stick to your game rule by not touching. Remember, the game rule is to wait 'til marriage." She looked towards the crowd as they nodded.

It seemed like the smoke cleared, the rest of the Rookie 9 (plus Sai) stood around. Naruto held his finger up, "Sasuke, I didn't know you were dating Hinata!"

As quick as she could, Hinata jumped out of Sasuke's arms. If there was a time for someone to save her, it would be now. She looked at Sasuke's glare at Naruto.

Sai snickered, "Sasuke, you dog!" He pulled an invisible train whistle, "Ahooga!" He cheered, very out of character. (it'll be explained later)

Hinata curled up, "…Sai-kun." Tears welled in her eyes; she turned her head, looking away.

Sai frowned, realizing he'd hurt her. Hinako…he shook his head They were so similar, he walked up to her, placing his hand on her head, "Don't cry, ni-chan, I'll protect you from that pervert." He smirked, hugging Hinata.

Sasuke glared at Anko, "They're touching." He said with a hint of jealousy.

Anko held up a taunting finger, "He used the passionless term ni-chan, establishing a brother-sister relationship at the beginning." She smirked, nodding to Sai, "Now, if you will all come inside, we can begin." He caressed her face behind her back.

Fortunately, Sasuke snatched her hand, and followed. Hinata just didn't get it, Sai didn't mean any harm. She kept a puzzled face without saying anything.

Sakura didn't get it either. Sasuke didn't even speak to her. They'd been teammates. It seems like the only person he's paid attention to was Hinata, "It's like we never even met." The Chunin exams. The bells. The...thank you. Now that he's back, is he still thankful?

Ino happened to be near and over hear Sakura's mumble, "Sakura-chan," she started, "you're jealous aren't you?" She chuckled, "And to think I was first jealous of you. Now, we're both jealous of Hinata of all people." She nodded ahead, "But it's funny." Naruto laughed along with Shikamaru at Kiba's blush, "She pays no attention to Sasuke."

The pink-haired kunoichi decided not to speak. After Sasuke left, she had started to settle for Naruto. Just because he was there for her. And her and Ino's friendship had began to get on good ends. Naruto seemed to fit, but now Sasuke was in the picture again. Soon enough it would be just like old times.

"But...how can you get mad at her? She's never meant any harm. If anything, you would get mad at her for liking Naruto. Not for being attractive to Sasuke." She left ahead, and was handed a cool looking journal and sent to an assigned seat, just as everyone was.

Sasuke stood defensively in front of Hinata, not even letting her team near her. Sai stood in the opposite corner, torturing Kiba with gossip, "You know what I heard..." he whispered something with the words pregnant, Hinata, father and Sasuke in the same sentence.

Sakura walked up to Sasuke, "Hi, Sasuke-kun," she blushed trying to keep composure. After 3 years his glare still was dreamy, "How are you and Hinata?"

Hinata smiled, out of she wasn't really friends with Sakura, but she knew how much she liked Sasuke, "Sasuke decided to train me. That's all. I'm sure you could train with us as well, right, Sasuke?" She smiled up towards her one-sided lover.

"No." He looked towards Sakura, "We're doing intense training alone. You'd only get in the way." His focus turned to Shino, who managed to make eye-contact with him.

"Ano, Sasuke-kun, Team 7 could get together sometime and catch-up," Sakura smiled, but then frowned at Sasuke's glare.

The Uchiha shook his head. Hinata grabbed Sasuke's sleeve. Sasuke sent one more glare at Sakura to get her to buzz off. She finally did, leaving the two alone, "Hai?"

"Uchiha-san," she furrowed her eyebrows, Sasuke ignored his own blush, "do you have a crush on Sakura-chan?" Sasuke wanted to gag, but he just scoffed as a response, letting out a small, 'Hn.' She frowned, "But Sasuke, she really does love you." Hinata understands how Sakura feels about Sasuke. She feels the same about Naruto. Sasuke shrugged, knowing to himself that she'd always loved Naruto. "Well, who do you want to revive your clan with?"

Sasuke widened his eyes. If they were "friends", he should feel comfortable telling her the truth, "I'd revive the Uchihas with someone like you." That's smooth, Sasuke. Not too subtle, not to obvious.

Hinata tilted her head, "W-What do you mean?" Right then it seemed Sasuke lost control. No, he was still mellow, but out of character for him.

He pictured all the children they could have. How beautiful. How strong. How perfect. They would be seen as the perfect couple, and they would all have a wonderful life. He turned around and hovered his mouth over her ear. It attracted attention and sent Sakura to the restroom. And then...the making of the family would be grand. His nose began to bleed slightly, "Yet, for now, I must remain your sensei."

"HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE, SASU-GAY!!!" Kiba was held back by Sai and Shikamaru.

"Sit." Kakashi entered, and sat on the desk with a remote in his hand, "I'm supposed to let you all view a movie." There was only one person clapping, "A movie directed by one of my favorites, Jiraiya." There was clamor, "Don't worry, it's rated PG-13." (just as this story is)

Jiraiya came on the TV screen, "Hi, boys and girls. Ever wonder what your parents did to bring you into the world.

19 and a half long-ass minutes later...

Sai was snickering to himself.

Chouji's chips were on the floor.

Kiba couldn't get his nails out of the desk.

Sakura had tears in her eyes as she looked at Sasuke.

Shino took his glasses off.

Shikamaru couldn't go to sleep.

Ino covered up her body.

Naruto was hiding under the desk.

Sasuke smirked, eying Hinata.

Hinata blushed, half way passed out.

"Wow," Kakashi picked his book back from off of the table, "well, maybe I should have put the girls in a separate room..." He saw there was no response, "Um...so," he picked on his favorite student, "Sasuke, what's your rule about sex?"

Sasuke cringed on the inside, "I'll do it when I want." The class laughed. Well most, "There will only be one girl."

Kakashi smiled, but then frowned beneath his mask, "Come, Sasuke. Um...Sai...and...Hinata." He came up with a script.

"I can't believe this..." Hinata mumbled under her breath. It was uncomfortable enough already.

"These three are going to demonstrate what it is to go past the point of 'just friends'. Of course, Sasuke will be the bad guy." the class snickered.

hmfan: Pretty short, review if you really like it. If not, then be patient, I'll try to re-do it. To me it's too short. Um...thank you for reading it. Cope with me. School just began. I don't know how long I'll be away. And now thanks to this stupid system, I needed to post it.