Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Warning: shonen ai

Iruka:" what real present?!"

Kakashi:" you are so cute when you give me the same look you give naughty children" I'm just glad you only teach pre teens, or all of your student's would jump you

Iruka:" you know calling a full grown man cute isn't the best thing to do"

Kakashi:" oh, I see…. So you prefer being called the oh hot sexy chunin"

Iruka:" cute is fine!!!"

Kakashi:" ma ma, don't be mad, I'm sure that no one has ever gave you anything like it"

Iruka:" I DON'T WANT IT, JUST PLEASE LET ME KEEP IT!!!"

Kakashi:" first I ever get that reaction, but really I want to give it to you"

Iruka:" sigh if its nothing big then I guess it's ok"

Kakashi:" good, just let turn the lights on so you can see it batter"

Kakashi:" much batter, don't you think??"

Iruka:"….."

Kakashi:" you know Iruka, setting there with a flushed face a mouth open leaves little to a pervert's imagination"

Poor little Iruka was still frozen with shook, not even the colure of his innocent face turn bright red which is a very rare thing for the brunet chunin, Kakashi being Kakashi did the only thing a super pervert genies with no goals what so ever unless if it includes a certain academy teacher but he would give his full attention if the said teacher was involved in an decent action the genies ninja started sucking on Iruka's neck, that was enough to bring the poor victimized dolphin back to reality .

Iruka:" W-WHAT are you doing?!?"

Kakashi:" you are so cute when you squeal and shatter"

Iruka:" I did not squeal!! Nor did I shatter!!! And would you stop calling me cute!! And NO I don not appreciate it when you call hot!!!"

Kakashi:" but I can not tell a lie …"

Iruka:" that's a lie!!!"

Kakashi:" Iruka- sensei, you're a teacher right??"

Iruka:" as far as I've known, yes, yes I am"

Kakashi:" then if asked a question you wont lie??"

Iruka:" Kakashi- sensei I'm not you, so I don't need to lie to keep living"

Kakashi:" ouch, that hurts. anyway let's say that I asked you a simple little question, will you answer it truthfully Ruka- sensei??"

Iruka:" that's right"

Kakashi:" good. So what do you think of my face??'

Kakashi:" you know I can't hear a thing when you mumble and hide your blushing face with your hand's"

Iruka:" mu fhetel myu da fhmt am knmufh mf temmspmnmed"

Kakashi:" take your hands of your face, then take a deep breath" all that blushing can't be healthy, but Iruka is so cute when he blushes's like a little boy…

Iruka:" to tell you the truth I'm kind of disappointed"

Kakashi:" disappointed?? That's a first. I must say I am a little bit hurt, could I at lest know why did I disappoint you?"

Iruka:" I don't get it!! Why do you wear that piece of shit??! It's not that you have any thing to hide!!! Or could it be that you think you're to sexy for the world!!!?

Kakashi: langue Iruka sensei after all, you are a teacher you can't say stuff like that unless you want me to do you so bad, now how will I be able to resist you?? " so think I'm sexy? Well that's good o hear"

Iruka:" I never said that!!"

Kakashi:" deny all you want, but my sexy face isn't the issue here"

Iruka;' fine! But are you sure that I will like your present??"

Kakashi:" yes I'm sure" Iruka you worry to much, it's not that I will rap you in your apartment, no you're just not ready for that… yet!

Iruka:" and are you sure it's an object?"

Kakashi:" yes, I promise you it is a thing you would enjoy"

Iruka:" ok. Since it's an object you can just hand it to me in a normal way, right??"

Kakashi:" that is correct"

Iruka:" so, there is no particular for me to sit on your lap, is there??"

Kakashi:" of course there is"

Iruka: sigh this is going no where "that would be??"

Kakashi:" it helps to set the mood"

Iruka:" what mood!! You said that you won't do!!!"

The young jounin could do nothing but stare at the young teacher and blink, it wasn't the first time for Iruka turned bright red because of Kakashi and he had a feeling that it isn't the last time either, at that moment Kakashi choice to laugh hard, hard enough to send the blushing dolphin off of his lap.

Iruka: I can't believe I said that!!! Now I know how big of an idiot I am! "stop laughing!!!"

Kakashi:" I can't help it! You're just so cute!! It make's me want to make you my own, but since it is your birthday I won't do a thing of that sort"that is for now of course you would enjoy it but I didn't want to cues you pine on your birthday, after all I'm a really nice considerate guy unlike what Genma says

Iruka:" Kakashi .get .out!"

Kakashi:" ma ma you don't have to look like that, I'm sure turning that red is not healthy, but I think this will help you forgive my stupidity"

Kakashi:" it might be a little late, but happy birthday Iruka" with that he gave Iruka a sweet little kiss on the cheek fully knowing if he did that Iruka would turn a pleasant shad of red , which he did.

Iruka:" Kakashi, how did you ??"

Kakashi:" I've seen you stare at a picture of that box before"

Iruka'sniff'" you didn't sniff have to sob"

Kakashi:" you look cute when you cry but I still like it batter when you laugh" though it gives me the prefect opportunity to hug you and mol… I mean to lend you my chest to cry your hart on…

Iruka:" but this is-"

Kakashi:" its ok you don't have to explain"

Iruka:" but I want you to know. Kakashi sensei is so warm. This jewelry box belonged to my grandmother; she gave it to my mother before her death, but not long after my eleventh birthday my mother lost it, she always hoped to find it someday that's why I promised her that I would find it one day, but no matter how hard I searched I found nothing, that's why I'm thankful, I was able to keep my promise to my mother, and this box means a lot to me"

Kakashi:" why?? Do you want to fallow your family tradition to put your jewel's in it or something??"

Iruka:" BAKA!!! Like hell I would do that, the value of the box is inside it" really Kakashi, for a genies you sure are stupid

Kakashi:" but it was empty"

Iruka:" there is a hidden drawer in it" I can't believe you're a ninja

Kakashi:" I didn't notice"

Iruka:" and that is how you fail as a shinobe"

Kakashi:" Anyway! What is this??"

Iruka:" my grandmother and my mother's wedding rings and old pictures of my mother, some have me and father"

Kakashi:" wow, that's a lot of pictures, hey is that your mother?? She is really beautiful"

Iruka:' isn't she!! Mom was really really pretty and all and dad always showered her with love and-"

Kakashi:" you know, you look a lot like her"

Iruka:" I-I don't!!!"

Kakashi:" yes you do, but I think you look cuter"

Kakashi cupped Iruka's face and stared at his eyes for a moment or so before he stared kissing him madly, soon they were lying on the bed with Kakashi sucking and licking.

Iruka:" em- ah s stop – k kashi don't"

Kakashi:" em what do you want me to stop? You're loving it "

Iruka:" shut up!!"

Iruka turned to the collection of pictures that now lay shattered on the bed. Kakashi took a picture of a young woman in her middle twenty's; she had a tanned skin and beautiful long brown hair, in her arm's she held a little baby boy"

Kakashi:" I still think you're prettier"

Iruka:" No I am not!!! And exactly what kind of a man would be happy if someone-"

Kakashi:" could this be?!!"

Iruka:" Kakashi- sensei please do not interrupter, ninja these days have no manners, what are you looki- GIVE ME THAT!!!!"

Kakashi being a few inches taller held the picture right in front of his face when ever Iruka jumped he would held it higher"

Iruka:" stop acting like a bully!!!"

Kakashi:" only if you promised not to destroy the picture"

Iruka:" fine!!"

Kakashi:" good, sit on the bed and take a deep breath, now tell me how did your parents take such a good picture?"

Iruka:" I didn't knew that they took such a picture! Now give back!!"

Kakashi:" you know Iruka, as much as I like it when you shamelessly lay on top of me I do not appreciate it when you try to snatch the picture out of my hand, now sit properly and tell me why would you want to destroy this picture??"

Iruka:" it's embarrassing"

Kakashi:" no its not, actually it's cute a nine year old Iruka in a bath tub covered with bubbles and playing with a rubber dolphin"

Iruka:" I was eleven"

Kakashi:" really!? Oh wait it's written on the back on the picture, well I could've known from that blush"

Iruka:" ok! Now give it back!!"

Kakashi:" that's really cute, imagine if you kept that little dolphin and by your face I would have to say you kept it!!"

Kakashi raced to the bathroom with Iruka hot on his heels, but of course he couldn't win against Kakashi in a race.

Kakashi:" so you did keep it. I never knew that you loved dolphins that much"

Iruka:" just because I have a rubber dolphin does not make me a dolphin freak"

Kakashi:" I see, but that dolphin plushy gave it away"

Iruka:" that was a present from Naruto!!"

Kakashi:" and your dolphin covered boxers were a gift from Naruto too?? I must say that is very disturbing."

Iruka's blush was back full force, he then stared yelling random things about buying it by mistake.

Kakashi:" clam down Iruka-kun I'm just teasing you, I was a little suppressed that you didn't seem to notice your stat of clothing, its not that I'm complaining after all I was quit happy to see you like this, of course it was very hard to fight the need to ravish you specially when you were jumping but the hardest part was when you were trapped beneath me, and since I've been such a good boy would you go out with me??"

A/N: Happy new year and please R&R