Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warning: shonen ai
(A/N): sorry for the long wait, but here it is the first beted chapter of how did this happen!!
Iruka: I told you, I never said that I would go on a date
Kakashi: yes you did!
Iruka: I said and I quote "if it was ok with you I would like to have a drink with you" have a drink, as in the way collages do.
Kakashi: if you'd ask me I would defiantly say that you wanted me to do something and then you would blame it on the drinks…
Iruka: I really have no idea how your brain works, and I keep having this feeling that knowing is a very dangerous thing..
Kakashi: its actually very simple, you ask me out .. we know each other a bit better .. we exchange a couple of heated kiss, then we have mind blowing sex.
Iruka: very interesting but one little thing, how on earth did you translate having a drink into being lovers??
Kakashi: it's really the same thing, so when do you finish your work??
Iruka: you know listening is a good way to gain my affection, pretending to listen and then ignoring every thing I've said would only annoy me.
Kakashi: fine but I was hopping you would agree if I pushed you a little.
Iruka: you don't say?
Kakashi: come on what do you got to lose.
Iruka: its really nothing but my dignity, sanity and sexuality, true being homosexual is a huge thing and a shock to me, but no matter how you look at it, it wont kill me so I think I'm handling it in a very good way, but I don't think that I could afford losing both my dignity and sanity at the same time.
Kakashi: but I wont drive you mad, I promise
Iruka: don't make a promise that you can not keep. We're talking about you, the most pervert jounin in konoha, no wait make that the world!
Kakashi: I'm not that bad
Iruka: you walk around with that book in your hands, you have it wherever you go, you don't mind if you're talking to the hokage or to a little child as long as you know what happened next, for the love of god its only three volumes and you've memorized it, so stop reading it.
Kakashi: in my defence I'm a very forgetful person…
Iruka: the copy nin won't remember the story of the same book he's been reading for the last twelve years, you see I can deal with children but not the ones who play with sharp objects and enjoy being jerks to chuunins.
Kakashi: I will over look the fact that you just called me a kid, but come on sensei how will I in danger your dignity??
Iruka: I don't even want to go there.
Kakashi: fair, but I will try to be better.
Iruka: lets say that I some how was able to over look the fact that you read porn in public, but being late all the time and then make some twisted lies is not something acceptable!
Kakashi: I have no idea what is he talking about, but he looks kind of mad, sexy teacher wants to punish me!! Like that would ever happen sigh I see that mouth moving but I have no idea what is he saying so I better pay attention and say something that I the genius of all time would normally say.
Kakashi: that is very interesting Iruka-sensai I shall keep that in mind, so would you date me now??
Iruka: here we go again; you never give up do you??
Kakashi: no. so the date?
Iruka: no!
Kakashi: why?
Iruka: have you been listing to any thing I've been saying for the past hour and so??
Kakashi: yes, so when is our date??
Iruka: stop nagging there is no date!!
Kakashi: ok then let's go now!
Iruka: what!!
And with a puff they were gone, they stood in front of a popular bar called the "jounin Sanctuary"
Iruka:groan how do I get my self into this kind of trouble!!
Kakashi: don't say that it's really not that bad, actually it's a really nice bar
Iruka: I don't think it's a good idea…
Kakashi: don't worry too much, lets just go and have a drink like you said ne?
Iruka: but it's a jounin bar!
Kakashi: for now lets just go in, ok?
Iruka: hai… what should I do?? If I was seen by Genma or Anko it will the end of my life, but Kakashi-san went through all this trouble just to have this one date with me, and I did hit Kakashi-san so the lest I could do is to treat him to diner
The bar was really a nice one, it was big with a dance floor, some spirited tables a dim light but it reeked of smoke and drunken jounins and some of theme were playing a game Iruka had only heard of it but never believed that jounins could be that stupid to actually try it, some jounins would drink their heads out then they blindfold them after that they tie a sober one to a polar and put an apple in his mouth whoever nails the apple with a kounia wins, why they did it he had no idea, then he spotted a blond that should have not been their.
Iruka: why is Hokage-sama here??
Kakashi: in this game a med-nin is needed, after all if you hit part of the body you lose ten points if you, you hit the apple you win fifty.
Iruka: and what do you do with the points??
Kakashi: the one with fewer points buy the drinks.
Iruka: but is it ok for Hokage-sama to treat someone when she is this drunk??
Kakashi: she does it all the time I don't see why won't she do it at her free time.
Iruka: she does it all the time?!
Kakashi: Iruka-kun I hate to tell you this but you're on a date with me not with her so you should be asking about me, don't you think??
Iruka: just a drink with you that's it!
Kakashi: call it whatever you want to it is our first date at least this time I don't have to think it is a date with out your knowledge
Iruka: Kakashi-san is surprisingly stubborn.
Kakashi: Iruka-kun could it be that you're learning about me??
As they were seated in a far away corner Iruka frowned his brows and turned to the other side of the bar he look kind of lost and confused.
Iruka: I think that you're a little weird…
If it was just a little Kakashi didn't show the hurt that he felt.
Kakashi: is that so? I have been told that a lot
Iruka: Kakashi-san, you confuse me
Kakashi: I do? again with this, so Iruka was the same
Iruka: Kakashi-san you are always alone and even if you were with your friends, for some odd reason I can't help but feel that you're lonely, though you seem calm and collective. It seemed like you wanted to lose it and explode, that's why I always thought that you would go out with some one that could help you calm down or at least someone that has a good temper, that's why I was really shocked when you approached me.
Kakashi stared shaking then a chuckle escaped from his lips, but that only increased Irukas frown.
Iruka: what are you laughing at??
when these words ecapped form Iruka's mouth Kakashi smiled and cupped Iruka's face then started tracing it with his long slender fingers, he first went over the scar covering Iruka's face then touched his cheeks he stilled on creasing his lips.
Kakashi: sorry for doubting you, you will never be the same
Iruka: never the wait Kakashi-san what are you-!!
When they shared that cover clothed kiss, Iruka for the first time felt that Kakashi is in need of human contact, he felt that the copy nin wanted to be left like this, but they both needed air so after time that felt like eternity the broke apart.
Kakashi: Iruka do you ever feel lonely??
Iruka: of course I do its only normal, right??
Kakashi: ya, it is normal
Tsunada's pov
Tsunada: is just me or did those two just kiss??
Genma: ya, but I think that Kakashi is holding himself way too much so he will crack soon and will attack Iruka-kun at the first opportunity.
Tsunada: I don't think so, I think he will restrain himself a little longer.
Genma: are we talking about the same Kakashi??
Tsunada: ok then let's make a bet if Kakashi jumps Iruka tonight you win, but we need to set the prefect time and place.
Genma: do you any thing in mind hokage-sama??
Tsunada: lend me your ear for a sec
Genma: And thus the plotting against the unsuspected couple starts
Tsunda: let's not use plotting it is such an ugly word I prefer planning for their sake
back to normal pov
Iruka: say don't you think it's time to order something
Kakashi: then let's go
As they approached the bar a suspicious bartender asked them what they would like to have.
Iruka: I wi-
Bartender: if I could recommend today is our special chose of what ever wine you would like to have for half of the price so if you go to down there to choose what ever you like, I will be their right away.
Iruka: mm then will go down now, Kakashi-san is something the matter??
Kakashi: no, not at all I just that the bartender looked familiar that's it.
Iruka: I've never seen in what kind of room they keep wine
Kakashi: you've never did?
Iruka: Kakashi-san you seen?
Kakashi: yes I did it's a cold room with line's of wine, ma you will see when we get their.
Iruka: their it is, it looks so big, is it really okay to go in??
Kakashi: he said its ok so why not??
Iruka: then it's ok to open the door??
Kakashi: yes. You don't have to be so excited it's just a room for wine, but I guess that just adds up to your innocent side I know it is bad to say that a ninja is innocent but Iruka is just too nice sigh and let us not forget cute
When Iruka opened the door they entered, but as soon as they entered the door close behind them.
Iruka: it won't open what should we do??
Kakashi: don't worry the bartender will come soon.
Iruka: but its cold, wait could that be? Kakashi-san is that a blanket?? Why it in this kind of place??
Kakashi: I wonder why?? It's either the Godima is just board or we're in her weird bets for now lets just rest their a bit.
Resting what Kakashi had originally planed, but when they sat there Iruka used Kakashi's shoulder as a pillow.
Iruka: my head feels heavy, I think I will sleep for a while
Kakashi: o-ok is he underestimating me?? Is it really normal to use a perverts shoulder to sleep on? Later on I have to lecture him properly, but I'll leave him for now, its just that he is cute I will forgive him kind of thing.
Tsunads pov
Tsunada: here you go I win.
Genma: if I was not seeing this with my own eyes I would have never believed it, Kakashi is actually behaving, wait is he patting his head?? That Kakashi!! Scary Iruka power!
Tsunada: it just might not be only the power of Iruka…
Genma: ha… Hokage-sama is a yaoi fan,definitely,I have never ever seen her gaze so nicely and caring at any one
Kakashi: could these two stop looking at us its weird, and they wont stop looking at Iruka, if he know he would be so mad he might blow
Iruka: groans ramen
Kakashi: and I wondered why Naruto is such a ramen lover, you have me right beside yet you dream of ramen, I think I'm jealous.
(A/N): hopped you enjoyed it, if you did then pleas review