BPOV MADLEIGH IS BACK!! EEEK! ANSWER OUR POLL!! YAY!! Ash here! Maddie and I wrote this chappy, though I think mad wrote most of it… (shurg) I wrote the beginning lol.

HEHEHE I wrote from the bar scene lol I know what your gonna say its better but don't tell ash that she will probs turn emo! Lol but seriously what you think! Review review review

WHAT THE FRACK?! I WILL NOT TURN EMO! (mutters) well… at least I don't think so…

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BPOV

We were all sitting in Jacob's office. Jake's dog was sitting on the couch, which was behind us, next to Jake, who was reading the paper. Alice and I had more important things to do.

We were sitting at the desk, which had a computer on it, and eating Pringles… oh did I say more important? I meant more fun.

"Congratulations. You've managed to eat your body weight in Pringles," Jake congratulated sarcastically. Alice and I had had a lot of experience with Jacob's sense of humour so we did what we do best; we ignored him.

"What's your favourite Pringles?" Alice asked me. "Sour cream and onion? Or original?" she seemed to be really interested in my answer, so I gave her my opinion.

"Well, sour cream and onion has a very strong taste, so if you're only eating a small amount, like half a can, you want that strength. But, if you're eating much more then that, you want the original. It's the cleaner flavour," I rested my case and turned back towards the computer that was sitting on the bench.

"Wait until you discover barbeque flavour. You'll finally become a woman," why does Jake have to be so patronizing?

"How's Modern Grocer treating you over there, Jake?" I shot back at him, turning in my chair to face him. Alice, who was now situatied behind me, giggled.

"Hey! This is the swim suit issue," Jake said, holding his newspaper a little higher in the air, before going back to normally reading it.

"Oh, of course," I replied wryly, turning back to the computer. Alice had jumped on it and was playing round, seeing as there was the sound of bells or something.

"OH MY GOD!! BELLA! LOOK!" Alice shrieked. I looked at the computer screen.

"What is it? What's wrong?" I asked, wondering if she found something… inappropriate of Jacob's. Ah God that would be mortifying for him.

"LOOK!!" Alice shrieked again. Ok, ow! I'm right next to her and she's screeching in my ear!

Rubbing my ear closest to her, I read the title of the website that

"Win a Date With Edward Masen," I almost choked.

"It's for a children's charity! Aw that is just like him," Alice sighed, in a dream-like state.

"Oh, saving children, I know," I sighed as well.

"Bella! You should so enter!" Alice squealed. Jacob, who hadn't moved from where he was reading the paper and petting his dog, cringed at her high pitched squeak.

"Sure, why not," I was excited, though I knew that I'd probably never win. Who knows how many girls, guys even, would enter this.

"Yeah, sure. Heaven is just a mouse click away," Jacob's voice came from the couch. I didn't bother looking at him.

I entered all my detail, then sighed.

"Yeah. A mouse click and a hundred buck donation," man, I was never going to get that money. Oh, well.

"We can raise a hundred bucks," Alice suggested, positively, of course.

I looked at her. What was she planning? But she wasn't looking at me. She was looking at Jacob.

"With your permission, Jakey," Alice sounded so innocent… I didn't trust her.

"I'm sorry?" Jacob asked.

"Paper or plastic?" I heard Alice ask from the register in front of me. She had gone a little crazy with the 'Win A Date With Edward Masen' thing.

"Paper please," the lady answered politely.

"Ok. Oh, and would you like to help Bella here win a date with Edward Masen, to help the children?" Alice asked angelically. As I said before; she'd gone overboard with the whole ordeal, seeing as she made containers for the money and everything.

"I certainly would," the woman replied kindly, adding her money.

I smiled hugely, grinning at the woman I was serving.

"Aren't these great?" I asked, making small talk with my new good mood.

"The best!" the woman agreed enthusiastically.

After a while I lost sight of Jake, and the jars were filling up. I had to go put my one away, seeing as it was full and I didn't want anyone stealing it.

I walked into Jacob's office, though I wasn't expecting to see someone there.

"Jar's are full-" I looked up to see Jake in a meeting with someone. Better make my escape… awkward.

"Sorry. For interrupting, sorry," I said as I placed my jar on the table. I backed out of the room, still apologizing.

"You are so going to lose," warned Jake as we were playing our game of darts at the local pub.

"In your dreams" I teased, it was his turn and I decided to annoy the hell out of him, which isn't that unusual for me. "don't miss, don't miss don't miss,"

"Really? I'm mean…really?" he looked at me with an amused look on his have and I just shrugged. He went back to focusing on the dartboard and when the dart was just about to leave his hands I screamed! And much to my satisfaction he missed the board completely.

Seeing as I was the victorious one, again, we wondered over to the bar where I would claim my prize. Alice was already there, saving our stools for us.

"So Bells you win!" Alice teased

"How would you even know? You were over here drowning your sorry's in beer!" Jake was getting all worked up he hated it when people assumed that he had lost.

"Okay Jake I'm sorry for assuming" Alice said followed by the infamous eye roll. "So does this little tantrum mean you actually won for once?"

"Well, technically no but you shouldn't assume like that, because one day I will win!" and with that he sat down in his chair.

"Jake you gotta call her over, I want my prize." I just couldn't keep a straight face, not only did I get a beer but I got to watch Leah the bartender flirt with Jake and make him very uncomfortable all in all it was an enjoyable experience.

"Leah?!" he asked hesitantly.

With that she dropped what she was doing, literally dropped the glass she was filling up from the tap and rushed over to us, well to Jake. "Yes Jacob what is it that you want more than anything?" she said this whilst trying to make her voice sound more appealing and pushing her boobs out a little.

Jake too, was trying not to laugh, and simply put three fingers up on his right hand "Three beers, thanks Leah"

"You know one day when I ask you that question I dream that the answer will be you Leah. YOU" she said in a fake orgasmic voice, again trying to sound more appealing. Sorry love but it isn't working.

She left to get her beers and Ally and I just cracked up. "Hey be nice," he yelled trying to sound mad but you could tell he was fighting back the laughter.

And that's how my night continued us ordering beers, laughing and talking about the stupidest of things.

The next morning I woke up with Alice over me our noses almost touching.

"What the hell Alice?"

With those four words she started jumping up and down screaming her head off. Luckily Jake the voice of reason was in the room.

"Jake what's she screaming about?"

He sighed and then in a bored tone he said, "you won the contest!"

I froze for a minute. They had to be joking… though Jacob was not one to joke about Edward Masen, seeing as he seemed to have a disliking for the guy.

Once I found my limbs again, I fought with my blankets to sit up.

"Seriously?" I asked I needed to be sure they weren't just playing around.

"SERIOUSLY" Alice screamed between screams.

So I joined Alice and started jumping up and down with her screaming, not even caring that I wasn't wearing a bra.

OMG OMG I WON… ME!

JPOV

I can't believe it; I never really thought she would get it.

Now she is going to go to LA and realize she can do better than a geeky guy like me. I know for a fact that when Edward Masen, God I hate him, takes one look at Bella he will want her. I don't want Bella to be used like that.

What am I gonna do?

Sigh, don't you just love Jake? ASHLEIGH IS A JAKE FAN!! And if you have a problem with that then FRACK YOU!! Mwahahahahahaaaa

I love Jake too but he is to good for Bella

Everyone I updated MY stories so please if you love me which I know you do R&R

I have some life advice for people that want it: When life gives you lemons, SQUEEZE IT IN THAT B'S EYES AND RUN!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Luv ash