CHAPTER 2: DIRTIER TERRY
"DIRTIER Terry" Dirrty Harry sed too Dirtyer Tarry "I am not you prartnar. I work alone. I am a bad cop who cant work with partnars."
Then aall sudden door explodes and bad guys come in doors
"oh nos" Sed Dirti Hariry. "bad guys!"
an dirttyr terry jumped over desk and shoots them with sword. "I kill the bad guys. al of them dead because they are bad guys and we are heroes."
"HA HA HA" Laufghed Dirt Hary. "We am good bad guys. let me buy you beers."
"No. I cnast drink bears because I am not yet adult. you can bye me grape sodas" and Dirty Harry buys Dirtier Teary some sodas
CHAPTER THREE: GRAPE SODAS
"These am good sodas. we are friends now." sed diraier Terray. "lettus go talks to bad guys and see hwo stnent them. we kill bag guy boss and save sity."
the to hiro cops wlaksed to teh jail sell and talked too bad guys
"You bad guys. Us good bad cops wanst to talk to you about boss." Siad dirtry Haery
"You are good guys and we are bad guys. we hat you and you suck. we not talking."
Dirtirere Teary shoots the bad guy and says to other bad guy "you talk ore you tow gets shot by gun."
Other bad guy cried. "No, Dirtiered Trerty. I want two life! Let me life and you learn of secret bosses location."
"Where is boos?" Asled Drityer Teary.
"Boss is at the secret bad guy place."
"Ofcoarse he is!" sida Dtiry Hrary. "That is where all badguy bosss are at. Why didnt we think that of it?"
"because good guys don't think like bad guys. but we can because we good bad guys."
CHAPTER FOR: BAD GUYS SECRET BASS
Secret boss mad at bagguys. "Dikrty Harfy and Dirdtyer Traeetryy am bad good duys and we need kill them for the bad guys to win global domnarion of teh cirty"
"ui kill them 3with lazxer beams and then we rule the city" sasy one of bad guys
"good idea! I use laser on you first to see it if works! HA HA HA!"
bad guys boss kills bad guy first and then lasar is proved working
"now we kill hero cops and we rule city and bad guys win forever!"
Diferty Hreary n Dirtedfery Treadty walked into +he bad guy bass and shoots bagguy boss anad kills him dead
"We am good duys and you dies now because you ma bad duygs and bagdy buygs nevar win because we are winners becuase you am losears!"
"No we am are good bad guy winrars and winraears because bad am good winrear because you are teh losars!"
Diraeryr Terarty gots am gun an shoots teh bagduy in head and kills him to. "wnars nevbrear die and you am dead so we is winnars because you is losar"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
and he diyes
"Huray we saved teh day and we kill all teh bagguys., we am truly heros of the good guys becaumse we ma winnars as we won because winrars never die." sed Diftrtyyu Haruy
"nnow lets go gets some sodas." sied dirteryrr trwery
THE END.
...or is irt?!