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Alright guys, my poll IS still open. As far as the father goes, James is winning by ONE VOTE. ONE. So, go vote! Kendall supporters, you better step up! James people, be careful, they're only a vote or two away from beating you! Go go go! But first, read this!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own BTR... NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!

^Okay, not that. Read this!

*~*~you know you love me (-not that either this is just a page break)~*~*~

"So, guys," Kendall began as they all sat around on the orange couch, eating dinosaur chicken. Amazingly, they didn't way four hundred pounds. "It's time for a decision... DRUMROLL PLEASE!"

Logan drummed his hands on the small table.

"Should I break up with Jo?" he said, sighing and sitting down on the couch. "I mean," he continued, "she slept with James!"

"Could be worse," James said, pointing to Logan and Carlos on either side of him with his thumbs, "she could've slept with virgin or forever abstinent here. Then she'd be a whore for sure."

"Hey!" Carlos and Logan exclaimed, clearly a lot less offended than they could've been.

"Whatever," Kendall said, "guys, what do you think?"

"I think you should break up with her. The romance had a high probability of failing anyway, and now you can get it out of your system. It'll be good for you," Logan said thoughfully.

"I don't think you should," Carlos responded, and they all focused their attention on him. "What?" he countinued, "She was drunk. We all do some crazy shit when we're drunk."

"Carlos, have you ever even tasted alcohol?" Kendall replied doubtfully.

"Well, no, but no one will let me! I'll be at a party and be like 'Hey, can I have some of that?' And then they go, 'No way, dude.' And so I say, 'Why the hell does everyone always say that?' And they're all, 'Because, you're crazy enough on your own, I don't need to see you bouncing off the walls and getting in trouble.' And so I go 'What? You've only known me for an hour!' And then they say-"

"Carlos! We get it," Kendall screamed, snapping Carlos out of his whiny rant.

"Also, last time I saw that happen, you'd actually known her since kindergarten," Logan explained.

"Oh, that explains why she seemed so pissed..." Carlos trailed off, deep in thought.

"I hate it when you're trying to pick up a chick and you don't realize who it is," James agreed. They all swiveled their heads at him, raising their eyebrows.

"Right," he said, flinching a little.

"Which brings us back to," Kendall began, jumping at the oppurtunity to get them back on topic, "what I should do about Jo."

"I think you shouldn't break up with her," James said, continuing, "I mean, she might be having your baby," he offered hopefully.

"James, it's way more likely to be yours," Logan corrected him.

"DON'T SAY THAT!" James shreiked. "I'm not ready to be a father. My life plan is to be in BTR, go solo, get acting and modeling careers, and marry a super hot model. NOT get some chick who happens to be my best friend's girlfriend knocked up at sixteen!" He ranted, his voice getting high and pitchy with frustration. "Also," he whipped out his mirror, "Jo has pretty serious eyebrows, even if they're not as bad as Kendall's. I don't want my baby to have eyebrows like that!"

"Hey!" Kendall said, even though he knew it was true.

"Guys! Remember our topic?" Logan said, pulling them back, and getting a chorus of "Right."

"Wait! I got it!" Carlos exclaimed, standing up. "You don't dump her for now, and wait til after the DNA tests. Then, if it's not yours, you dump her, but if it's yours, you kinda have to stay with her."

They all looked at Carlos in shock. No one had actually expected him to have a good idea.

*~*~This is Ryan Seacrest, and we'll be right back after the (page) break! Lol, jk, it would be creepy if this was Ryan Seacrest.~*~*

James, Kendall, and Jo sat uncomfortably in the waiting room of the clinic.

"I am so NOT nervous!" James said, pulling out his mirror and his lucky comb and fixing his hair. "I mean, why would I be? I look great!"

"James, this really isn't the time to be obsessing over your looks!" Kendall hissed.

"I'm sorry," James shot back, "But my beauty helps me deal with stress. Because let's face it, I am damn gorgeous," he said, looking back at the mirror.

"Don't you think this is stressful for all of us!" Kendall replied, pulling the mirror down from in front of James's face.

"Well, not for Jo. She already knows she's pregnant!" James whisper-yelled, causing some heads to look up at them.

"Yeah, but she doesn't know who the father is!" Kendall said as quietly as he could make himself, as more people looked up to watch them.

"Guys!" Jo said, "Shut up! There's paparazzi everywhere!"

"They're gonna find out event-" James said as Kendall clapped a hand over his mouth, before he said anything else. James licked Kendall's hand, who pulled away.

"Dude, gross!"

James crossed his arms and looked away, when a nurse came in.

"Jo Taylor," she announced. The three got up and followed her to a small white room.

"Okay, Jo, you wait in here for a moment. Boys, we're just going to need a small hair sample from you."

James let out a quick, high pitched scream as his hands flew to his head. "My hair! THE hair!" he said, clearly worried.

Kendall chuckled, "Dude, they only need like, a piece."

~*~*This is my last page break until the author's note! Oh no! I know you'll miss 'em!*~*~

"You know, that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It's not noticeable, it is?" James said, pulling out his mirror.

"James! They only took ONE HAIR. You have millions!" Kendall said, rolling his eyes at his friend's obsession.

"Okay," the nurse said, coming out of the room with Jo, "We'll tell you when the results are back."

James examined his hair in the mirror as they walked away, combing it until he was satisfied that it was perfect.

*~*~And now a word from our sponsor: the author's note!~*~*

A/N: Did ya like? I hope so! If you did, press the review button! If you didn't, do it anyway and tell me how to improve! Thanks for reading! I totally just winged that chapter. I didn't really have anything in mind for what to write other than the hair part; thanks to a reviewer for inspiring that! Lol, that sounds so cheesy, but her idea gave me that idea! I don't remember your username and I'm too lazy to go look it up, but you know who you are!