A/N: Ok, just give me a moment to go scream into my pillow. Why you ask? I'LL TELL YA WHY! I GOT 34 REVIEWS, THAT'S WHY! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, 34! WHY DID I GET 34? CUZ I HAVE THE BESTEST READERS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRICKEN UNIVERSE, DUDE! AND THEY DECIDED TO GIVE ME 34 FREAKING REVIEWS BECAUSE THEY ARE AHMAZING!
There you have it. Sorry, I'm calm now. Onward with the story! But wait! First, I have a dumbass disclaimer thing! Yay!
DISCLAIMER: Yeah, I don't own BTR. Scott Fellows does. It's probably because he won't make them do anything "sexual" or "innapropriate." You know what, just forget I even said that. Because SOME PEOPLE might not approve or whatever, since they're like 6 years older than me. SHUT UP, OK? A GIRL CAN DREAM! And wow... I got really distracted. Hey, remember that fanfic thing you actually came here for? I think I'll write that now...
~*~*No way! The rare and beautiful page break!*~*~
James, Kendall, Logan, and Carlos were sitting together on the orange couch when Mrs. Knight walked in. As soon as she did, Kendall and James looked away, trying to avoid eye contact, as Logan and Carlos snickered, not trying whatsoever to hide their amusement at how much the taller boys wanted to avoid the upcoming conversation. James had even tried to hide behind Carlos.
"James, I can see you. You're 6'2", you can't hide behind Carlos," Mrs. Knight said, laughing a little, and trying to make the situation more comfortable. So far, it was not comfortable.
Logan laughed. "NOONE can hide behind Carlos," he commented.
"Oh yeah?" Carlos replied, "Yeah, you're just SO tall. You know what, when I'm a giant, you'll be the short one Logan."
"A giant?" Logan scoffed, "I thought you were going to be a superhero."
"Ehh," Carlos shrugged, "This is incase the whole space-rock thing doesn't work out."
"Whatever," Logan said, shaking his head, "they're both physically impossible anyways."
"Can't you just let me have this!" Carlos squeaked, getting frustrated. Logan always shot down his dreams, saying they were "physically impossible" or that they'd "get him killed," and he'd throw around words like "illegal" and "jail."
"BOYS!" Mrs. Knight called, interrupting the argument. Three of them looked up at her. James was still attempting to hide behind Carlos, wishing he could dissapear if it wouldn't be such a waste of beauty.
"Yeah?" Kendall said, cracking his crooked, innocent smile.
"You know what we need to talk about," she said, pointing at Kendall and James. Carlos moved, making sure James was able to be seen.
"Yeah, about that, can we talk to you in the kitchen? Come on, James," Kendall said, glancing at James, who kind of looked like he had just run over someone's puppy.
"Well, why don't we juuust taakkkeee aa moomenttt tooo relaax here?" James replied hopefully, saying it as more of a question than a suggestion and dragging out each word in hopes to stall.
Kendall grabbed James's ear and pulled him over to the kitchen to talk to Mrs. Knight.
"So," Mrs. Knight began, "can you tell me what happened?" she was trying to stay as calm as possible.
They nodded.
"Well," Kendall began, "I've slept with Jo, and then she told me she was pregnant. So I assumed it was mine, but then James admitted that he slept with her too, so now we don't know."
Mrs. Knight nodded, deciding not to question WHY James had slept with Jo. They were teens, and she didn't need to hear her (practically) son tell her about being a horny teenage boy.
"Now, did either of you use protection?" Mrs. Knight asked carefully, pointing to the two of them the way she usually did when she was asking who broke something, or lit something on fire, or ate the last brownie, or telling them not to touch something because they would probably just do one of the previous things.
"Weeell," James squeaked, offering up his most innocent puppy-dog face.
"I did, but James didn't," Kendall finished for him.
"James," she said, putting on a tight grin and trying to fight her headache, "why didn't you use protection?" Never mind have sex with Jo, she thought.
"We got caught up in the moment!" James defended, touching his hair and then letting his arms flail around, exagerrating his point. He decided to leave out the part where the two of them got completely hammered. She didn't need to know that.
"Ok." Mrs. Knight stated calmly, "I'll let you two work the rest of this out, but tell me if you need help."
"Thanks Mom," Kendall said, smiling weakly. She kissed him on the head before turning to leave.
James blew out a long breath, rubbing his hands together. "That went well," he said, then, pulling out his mirror, he added, "and I didn't even break a sweat."
Kendall rolled his eyes and they returned to the couch to watch whatever it was with Logan and Carlos. Suddenly, Kendall's phone rang.
It was Jo.
*~*~Dun dun dun! I'm gonna make this an extra long page break just to raise the suspense! Muahaha! So, do you guys think I'm funny or just annoying?Funny, right? RIGHT? I should be a comedian... HA that's why! Cuz THAT WAS A JOKE! Ok, end of the page break...~*~*
Kendall and James arrived at Jo' apartment and knocked on the door quickly. They did it at the same time, causing them to accidentally fist bump. They laughed about how this was the coolest thing ever, until Jo answered the door and they reminded why they had come.
"Hey, guys, why don't you come sit at the table?" Jo gestured towards the kitchen table, where they both sat, looking nervous.
"Do you want anything to drink?" Jo asked nervously, knowing she would soon have to tell them.
"Can you just tell us Jo?" Kendall spit out, obviously frustrated.
"Ok," Jo said, sighing and sitting down at the table with the two boys. "It's J-James's"
Kendall's mouth dropped, but he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. James, on the other hand, was just the opposite, and began to laugh nervously.
"Oh great," he laughed, as Jo and Kendall looked at him, confused. "This is AWESOME! I am so happy. Couldn't be better, right? I mean- this is fantastic," he continued to laugh nervously, fixing his hair every three seconds and patting Kendall on the back. "Did you hear that, Kendall?" he continued, "I got your girlfriend knocked up! This is just great."
"Are you high?" Kendall asked, furrowing his eyebrows, confused.
James just continued to laugh nervously.
"I'm serious, are you?" Kendall said, seriously wondering about his friend now.
"I FUCKING WISH!" James yelled at him suddenly, hands waving in the air. He got up, frustrated, and model-walked out of the apartment. He did the strangest things when he was stressed.
"I better go check on him," Kendall said, gesturing towards the door with a weak smile, before getting up and running away from a confused Jo.
~*~*Up next: An author's note!*~*~
A/N: Soooo everybody, here it is! It was James! Da da daaa! He won the vote 7 votes to 5, so if you wanted Kendall but just didn't step up, it's too late! Shoulda coulda woulda, right? Besides, I have some ideas for the next chapter now...
Coming up next: Umm... Is James ready to be a dad? I wouldn't bet on it... Also! What happens to Kendall and Jo? On Tuesday, I have to study for English (hardest class eva) and History (huge test). So, if they call a snow day for wed. in advance, then I'll probably have the next chapter up tomorrow! If there's a snow day but it's not announced til that day, it will be up on Wednesday! If there's not enough for a snow day, I will be spending my Wednesday at the barn, and won't get the next chapter up til Thursday! So yeah, my writing is weather-based.
Want something new to read? Well, this is a shared account, and my super cool friend Aloghty (that's her screename), who shares the account, is writing a new story! It does have OC's, sort of, but not really. NO MARY-SUES! They OC's (sort of?) are all screwed up, but not enough to actually distract from the sexywonderful BTR boys! Oh, and they're only sort of OC's because the characters are based off the two of us and two of our best friends, just exagerrated (ok, some things are not exagerrated at all). I'm Maia! Go read it if you're interested! PM me (us? Just say BandanasAreCool [or Sexy works too, you know whatever] or Aloghty for who ya want to talk to) if you have any questions.
Wow, that's a lot of A/N in this chapter. See you later?