A/N: I am sooo sorry, to start out. Reviewers have been awesome, and no one probably even remembers this story right now. But there's been a ton of shit going on, so I haven't updated in forever. But you know what, here goes nothing. By the way, next chapter is probably the last. But there might be an epilogue-ish thing.
DISCLAIMER: I GIVE UP!
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James sunk down into the orange couch, sighing.
"Hey dude, what's up?" Logan asked.
"Oh you KNOW what's up," James replied, his face serious. "Some seriously deep shit is up."
Logan nodded, knowing he wasn't going to get any good conversation right then. Then again, conversation with James was always about girls, singing, or hair. Or how Minnesota could suck his dick and he was psyched to be in Hollywood.
"I mean, what do I do now?" James asked, "Wait?"
"Well," Logan started, "you could make a list of stuff you can get for the baby, to help Jo out."
"Keep talking," James said looking sort of interested.
"That's it," Logan replied.
"Ok," James said as he got up, "whatever you say."
Kendall walked in, and James stopped him as he walked by.
"Hey, dude, is there such thing as special hair mousse for babies, or do they just use like, regular people mousse?"
Kendall just shook his head and walked past James, going to sit down next to Logan on the couch.
"What was that?" He said, confused.
"He's really bad with advice," Logan replied, which seemed to be enough of an explanation for Kendall.
"So where is he now?" Kendall asked.
"I think he was on his way to the lobby."
Oh I probably should've warned him..." Kendall said, thinking out loud.
"About what?" Logan asked, confused.
"Well..."
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James paced in the lobby, trying hard to think of stuff he would need for a baby. So far his list only had hair mousse and really really small clothes.
"YOU!" He heard from behind him. He suddenly felt a hard slap on the back of his head, which would obviously mess up his hair.
"What the fuck?" He asked, turning around and rubbing his head. He came face-to-face with Jo, who had red eyes and ears running down her face.
"I hate you!" She slapped him again, in the face this time.
"Ow! What?"
"You KNOW what! This is all your fault!"
"Whoa, MY fault? You need two for this sort of stuff!"
"I was drunk!"
"SO WAS I!"
"Fuck you!" She yelled, before kicking him in the balls and walking away.
"These guys have taken a lot of hits during this whole situation," James yelped as he stumbled back off towards the elevator.
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"Oh my goodness" James moaned as he flopped onto the orange couch, where Logan and Kendall still sat, watching a movie.
"What on earth happened to you?" Logan asked.
"Jo." James and Kendall replied in unison.
"And that's what I should've warned him about," Kendall said, gesturing at James.
"What?" James asked, lifting his head a little bit.
"This. I'm guessing Jo kicked you because she was pissed because I broke up with her."
"So this is YOUR FAULT?" James yelled.
"Well, not really... you did get her pregnant."
"Oh, like that has anything to do with anything.'
"Well actually... it kinda does."
"And you said anything twice," Logan pointed out.
"You bet I fucking did!" James replied, then, turning to Kendall, added, "And really, she only attacked ME because YOU dumped her."
"Well yeah, because you-"
"I swear to God," James interrupted him, "Kendall, you will be the death of my balls."
"That is highly possible," Kendall said. "But you've long deserved it," he added with a smug grin.
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A/N: There it is! Ok, again, I am SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOO sorry this is so crappy and short and AN ENTIRE MONTH LATE. I feel soo bad about that. A lot happened. It's a long story. Because of this long story, this is the last story I will post on this account. I have one more chapter, and then some little sequel-ish stuff, which will be posted on my other account. If you want to know what said new account is, PM me and I'll gladly tell you, but we don't have anything up yet (though we are gonna get some stuff up soon OMFG THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!)
Anyways, you guys are so sooo awesome, and if you actually remember this from all that time ago, then even awesomer! Oh I feel soo bad about just posting this now but hey, here it is. Deal with it.
Bye loves, it means the world to me that you guys actually like this (not that you actually remember liking it, since it was forever ago *hides*)