Disclaimer~I don't own Hetalia, so sad no? I don't anything like Big Brother either so…

It's the author~~ Ok! So this is my second Fan Fiction! Anyway, I use the countries real names cause saying 'Canada said' or 'America smirked' all the time pissed me off in the last one so yeah! Please Review or I'll send France to rape you, the bad way!



Matthew wasn't angry. No he was full out infuriated "YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS!" he screamed at his baffled brother "WHAT WAS POSSIBALY GOING THROUGH YOU MIND ALFRED?! GRAH!" He screamed, punching the wall angrily. He ran his fingers through his hair and glared at him. Normally Matthew was quiet and kind, never yelling at anyone. But this was to much. He crossed the line this time. After he saw what Alfred was doing to Yao, on HIS BED He flipped. Yao had gone home embarrassed and left Alfred alone with a smoldering Matt.

"I-I'm sorry Mattie! Really it was just the heat of the moment type thing I'm sorry!" Alfred said trying to get him to calm down. Again normally he would have calmed down, but Alfred had been bugging the SHIT out of him lately. Like last week he used all of his maple syrup and BATHED in it because he heard some ridiculous rumor that it helps with your pores. Or when he took Kumajiro and used him as a fucking pillow, and Matt couldn't find his fluffy friend for DAYS. It drove him insane. Alfred was constantly complaining or trying to be 'the hero' of something he should just BUG OUT of.

"Heat of the moment? Really?" Matthew's face darkened, as he glared at his brother "So you couldn't move one room down and NOT FUCK ON MY BED?! The 'heat' could take 10 FUCKING STEPS?" Matthew glared at him and when Alfred shrugged he advanced towards him, causing the bewildered American to fall backwards off his chair as he flinched away from the uncharacteristic aggression his brother was showing.

"Uhmm…..so…." Alfred sighed looking up at his brother "Now would be a bad time to tell you I signed us up for a school trip club thing where we are going to stay secluded from the main cities with 10 other people right heh…." Alfred scratched the back of his head, not seeing the fist fly at his face, knocking him out easily.

"DUMBASS!" Matthew growled and stormed out of the room.


Kiku sighed as Yao scurried through the front door "What did you do this time Yao?" He asked calmly, normal unreadable expression on his face.

"N-nothing aru!" Yao said, very defensively. Kiku raised an eyebrow at him and he sighed "M-Matthew caught Alfred and I….on his bed aru…." He muttered, looking away, totally flustered.

"You really were doing THAT, on Matthew's bed?!" Kiku asked, totally shocked "I thought you had more respect for him then that!" He stood up and glared at him.

"I know I feel stupid and bad about it aru…." Yao sighed.

"You two aren't even actually together! What happened to the sacredness of sex Yao?!" Kiku sighed and calmed himself down, turning to go to his room.

"I…I know but I can't help it sometimes aru….." Yao sighed "We need to get packed anyway, we are leaving in 2 days." Kiku nodded and went to his room and started to pack.


"Veeeee~~~ Common Lovino~~" Feliciano cheered trying to pack as much pasta into his suit case as he can along with his cloths "I'm so excited! We get to meet new people vee~"

Lovino grumbled angrily as he glared at his brother "How did I let you talk me into this again?" he asked harshly. Feliciano just shrugged and tried to close his Suitcase, managing to after he took some pasta out.

"It will be fun vee~" He cheered and put on his back pack and grabbed his suit case "Ready to go? We'll need to leave now to get there on time vee~" Lovi rolled his eyes and grabbed his suit case and followed the crazy pasta lover out the door


"DAMMIT FRANCIS YOU BLOODY GIT! PACK SOME APPROPRIATE CLOTHING NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!" Arthur yelled when he saw what (little) Francis had packed

"But clothing just gets in the was of l'amoure~" Francis cooed, soon getting a punch to the face. "Mon cher, why are you so violent with me~ I am just trying to pack some things for us~" He said flirtatiously

Arthur froze, turning slowly he gave Francis the death glare "There's no us, there never was never will be. The fact that you're my FRIEND is a lot. Now top trying in you pathetic ways to seduce me frog!" he growled and Francis cowered back

"O-ok! I'll pack more clothing please don't kill me!!"


"Bruder why are we doing this?" Ludwig sighed as the two walked to the train station.

"Cause I'm awesome and only the most awesome get to go. Your only aloud cause I'm that awesome and your related!" Gilbert bragged. Ludwig rolled his eyes and got on the train.

"Hurry up and get on Bruder!" He called back, smiling back as Gilbert ran after him.


"NATALIA! LET ME GOOO!" Ivan whinned dragging himself off the train, pushing her off of him "Go hoommee!" he cried as he clung tighter "I promise I'll be back in 3 months I will call you when I can now please! Let me go!"

Natalia frowned up at him "But Brother I love you I don't want you to go!" Ivan whinned and threw her into the train and bolted "BROOOOTHER!" she cried as the train pulled away with her in it, and no Ivan

"Oh thank god…" Ivan sighed and started looking for the ride that would take him to the house he'd be staying in for the next three months. A man with a sign that said his name so he waved and he walked over, bored

"Ivan? Your rides this way." The man smiled and led him to the car.


Antonio looked around wide-eyed and happy "OH WOW! This is amazing!" He cheered and ran around exploring and ran into the kitchen and looked for tomato's "OH MY GOD!" he giggled happily when he saw how many tomatos there were in the massive fridge. He heard the door open and people arguing.

"Alfred you don't even KNOW how angry I am still at you!" One said

"I'm SORRY Mattie how long are you going to be mad at me? You've been mad the entire ride. I HAVE A BLACK EYE FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Alfred yelled and walked into the kitchen, seeing Antonio, "Oh hey! I'm Alfred!" He smiled and extended a hand.

Antonio smiled and shook his hand "Hi Alfred, I'm Antonio!" He jeered. A turtle climbed up his shoulder "Oh! And this is Suka~" He smiled, patting the turtle on the head.

"Cool! A turtle!" Alfred giggled and gave him a thumbs up before wandering to the living room and sitting next to a still angry Matthew "Well this is fun!" he smiled.