*Author tactfully decides not to say anything about how long it's taken to update* lolz. HI PPL! I am totally not feeling well right now...ugh. Plus, i can't eat. I HATE RUBBER BAAAAANDS! Okay, so mii teeth r kinda screwed up and i need braces, getting them in two weeks; i'm scaaaared. :(. Anyhoooo ENJOY lolz.
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Bored…Sooooooooooo bored. Really really bored- and it'd only been one day. No hunting for a week. No sex for a week. I mean sure there's more to life than hunting and sex but still…life is gonna be…boring.
As though she could read my thoughts- thank God she couldn't- Alice piped up. "Okay people!" She yelled to the rest of our year in the gym (the other years had their own classrooms). Crap. This can't be good- "Right. I'm fed up of this. Sitting in groups huddled up like old grannies. We're gonna end up REALLY depressed if we keep this up for a wee- however long we've gotta stay here. So, I have an idea! Who's listening?"
"I'm not," I muttered.
"Count me in Pixie," Emmett grinned.
"Ali baby…please don't." Jazz pleaded.
"Aunty Alice! Are you mad?" Nessie grumbled.
Jake sat there looking bored. "As long as it doesn't count moving," he muttered.
"Alice, it's not happening," Edward mumbled after reading her thoughts. Rose rolled her eyes. All our comments on Alice's mini-speech had happened in about two seconds.
Mumbled of 'Sure's, whatever's, and Fine's' came from our year group.
"Us Cullens-"Alice continued. "We're new here right? So…we want to see what you guys are made of," she sang.
Everyone- including us Cullens and Jake- were confused. "And?" Newton asked.
"Well…to prevent us lot from dying of boredom…let's have a few…-" Emmett gave her a drum roll, "-GAMES NIGHTS!"
"Awwww shit," was all that came from my family- we knew what Alice meant by 'games night' and the Cullens' version of that was a bit rough for the humans.
The humans however, literally cheered-yes cheered- at Alice's suggestion. Loads of 'All right's and Okay's' came from them. They so didn't know what they were getting themselves into.
"What games are we going to play?" A peroxide blonde girl that was chewing gum asked. I didn't like they way she was looking at Edward… I tapped into my power -which I couldn't really be bothered to use earlier- to see what she was thinking.
Oh my GOD! He's sooo hot! You're a tough strong girl Courtney. You're gonna get that man. And Tiffany can have Mr Brawny over there… And Becky can have the Indian looking guy with 'lil miss bronze-hair. Doesn't she know ringlets are so out? Oh whatever, you're waaaaaaaay prettier than her Courtney. And you keep telling yourself that.
I growled into Edwards's chest as Alice answered her question.
"I reckon we're gonna be staying here for quite a while… so I think we should do a list of all the games we wanna play, from the ones we want to play the most, to least- not including ones that over half of us refuse to play, 'cause then only the people who will play can play- okay?"
I think I actually understood that…
"Alright!" The humans yelled.
"Truth or dare!" was how they began the list and from there it went on and on and on…
I rested my head on Edward's shoulder and licked his neck whilst whispering seductively, "Gimme a nice dare okay baby?"
He inhaled sharply. "S…sure." He stuttered. He wasn't expecting that…hehe.
The list was very long.
Here's the simplified version…
Truth or dare Joy oh joy…
Spin the bottle "I'm NOT kissing the mutt" Rosalie kept growling…
Seven minutes in heaven What! Okay I actually don't remember agreeing to that one AT ALL! Unless I'm with Edward…
I never This could get interesting…
Snog chase WTF? No, I've never heard of that one either. I think its kiss chase but…ooooh god.
Prank war Emmett! We did that about 17 years ago…The house set on fire and Rose had green hair…Good times…
Blind mans buff We couldn't use vampire speed…much. I guess it's worth a shot.
21 dares Yes, a human did come up with that one.
Teachers vs. Students quiz A teacher came up with that. Apparently there's gonna be stuff like…What does PIR [A/B/N Hey duckies! I didn't know what that meant! And neither did you!] stand for on msn and what's the square root of pi. Ugh.
Eating competitions If Emmett pukes on my sweats again I swear…
Etc… That's just the first ten. There were about 25 on the list. I guessed we were going to do about four games a day. But Prank war and Truth or Dare is one day each. Starting tomorrow. I didn't understand how we could finish the games, but apparently we're continuing this at the house when the lockdown is over… oh joy.
"Okay children, we're proud of you for organising yourselves, but you're going to have to come and eat some dinner now okay? Come on." A lovely old woman said. She looked about 85, and she treated us like we were 6 or something. Oh well, it's better than the creepy old gym teacher yelling "GO EAT FOOD NOW!" like we got this morning for breakfast. I need to learn some of these teachers' names…
We went to go and 'eat' some food, and we came back after pretending to swallow down lumpy mashed potato and overcooked sausages. Poor humans…
After getting changed from my t-shirt and sweats (Alice said that was the only pair I was allowed…) into a camisole and short shorts, I lay down next to Edward and curled into his arms. He kissed me gently and began to hum my lullaby.
After about an hour of everyone chatting and pretending to be asleep all of us Cullens were fed up. Couldn't they just go to sleep already! Then I had an idea. I nicked Jazz's power for a second and gave everyone waves of sleepiness. "Good idea" Jasper mumbled to be. I winked back and grinned.
We all sat up and we chatted randomly, thinking of dares and reading random peoples dreams and emotions. Nessie doesn't need as much sleep as normal humans, she only needs about five or six hours and she's wide awake. So at about two am she fell asleep next to Jacob, who was already snoring and had been for hours.
We carried on talking, and I got out my old, battered copy of Wuthering Heights. To the rest of the family's amusement and much to my dismay, it literally fell to pieces. I was really upset. That book had been with me through a lot. When I first met Edward, when I was pregnant with Nessie, for a long time I'd had that book and now I'd have to get a shiny new one. Ugh.
Emmett decided to make a lot of comments on how I'd 'literally read the book to death'. Rose smacked him round the head and I winked at her. I'm convinced I heard her whisper, "No sex for two weeks!" into his ear. Then he shut up. I've got to admit, we're not sex driven maniacs or anything, but you've gotta do something to pass the time when you live forever… don't you? Hee hee. (A/N LMAO. Soz, I had to put that in there. Lolz.) Emmett and Rose are the worst though… Shudder.
We all went back to chatting after the little incident, Edward comforting me and everyone else secretly grinning about it. I knew that Emmett had a big prank set up for prank war, and I think it involved me… I'm so not looking forward to tomorrow.
Btw pplz :
A/B/N: Author's Beta's Note
A/N: Author's note
OKAY! so there ya go! I couldn't be bothered to end in a cliffy hehe...SO it'll probably be multiple POVs in the next chapter WHEN THE GAMES (AND HUMOUR) BEGIN! lolz
OKAY. SO. PPL. I really need your guy's help here. you know what some of the games are, and i REALLY need help with ideas for, truths, dares, pranks, questions, etc. I dunno if i'll continue this fanfic and make is good without your help. you'll get mentioned if i use or like your ideas, AND COOKIES FOR EVERYONE THAT DOES!. On a more serious note, i rlly dnt care how bad ur ideas are (lolz no offence) but i SERIOUSLY need haelp. Ask friends ask family ask those who u hate (for me) THANKS GUYS plz help and just PM me some ideas. thx x
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