Disclaimer~I don't own Hetalia, so sad no? I don't anything like Big Brother either so…
It's the author~~ BWUHAHAHAHAHAA STRIP GAME! Kinda like 20 questions and if you guess WRONG or when someone gets it RIGHT, they loose a piece of clothing…hehe….there will be 2 teams! Ukes vs Seme! Hehehehehehe should be fun, non?
"OK!" Francis giggled, "I say we do Seme vs Ukes…" The others blinked and blushed, most not wanting everyone else to know what one they were.
Alfred sighed "I-I don't think that's fair Francis…. besides how do we know if the teams will be even then!" He sighed again
"Mon dieu! I have a 6th sense for telling whether someone is Uke or Seme!" He giggled, watching many faces grow a darker red, "So I will set the teams, oui?"
Many people sighed and nodded, avoiding the Frenchman's eyes in a last attempt to hold onto dignity. After Francis was done sorting, there were a few angry people on the uke side
"I AM SO NOT UKE!" Alfred yelled, being held back by his team mate so he wouldn't attack Francis. He was still in the kitty outfit
"ALFRED-SAN! Please calm yourself! It doesn't matter it's just a game!" Kiku sighed, trying to calm him down. Alfred pouted at him and pulled from the others arms and stormed off to the closet to get changed
"So, it's; Alfred, Matthew, Kiku, Yao, Feliciano, and Lovino(so cute~) on the uke side," Antonio thought out loud.
"I'M NOT UKE DAMMIT!" Lovino yelled going red in the face, looking much like a tomato, "And don't call me cute you perverted bastard!" He growled, sitting cross legged on the floor.
"Oi! Stop being a baby ya wanker!" Arthur sighed, receiving a weak death glare from the Italian
"So Arthur, Ivan, Francis, Gilbert, Ludwig and I are all the Semes!" he cheered happily, "I think it's a little funny that all the brothers are on the same side, like Gilbert and Ludwig are both Seme and…hey! The entire Uke side are pairs! Matthew and Alfred, Yao and Kiku, and Feliciano and Lovi (still cute3 )" He jeered, smiling absent mindedly at everyone.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" Lovino yelled, throwing a (random) tomato at him, hitting him in the side of his head.
"Ow…." Antonio frowned, rubbing his head. Soon enough Alfred walked out, fully dressed
"Ahhh good to be clothed!" He smiled, giving everyone the thumbs up. Kiku scurried past him, desperate to get out of his current outfit
"Not for long…." Arthur smiled at him innocently.
"Creepy dude, your like Ivan!" Alfred shuddered, then smiled at his brother who was still in the tall Russians grasp. Matthew was quick to flip him off, then lean against Ivan.
"You know you CAN let me go…" he muttered up to the tall man
"нет, Matvey would leave!" Ivan smiled childishly down at his prisoner, pulling a long barley audible sigh from Matthew. Soon enough everyone had gotten changed. They wandered into the living area on the second floor and sat on the oddly placed massive bed.
"So, if no one is able to guess ze item, everyone must strip, but if someone does, the opposite team must strip oui~?" Francis stated, looking pleased with his idea, though not entirely sure the others heard him
"Hey, does anyone know where we'll be sleeping aru?" Yao asked, seeing the bed.
"Oui, there are 6 rooms, and I noticed a bedding plan downstairs but never checked it…" he sighed and shook his head, "We will check later non?" he smiled and sat down.
"So I can start, da? It is 20 questions da?" Ivan smile widened as he sat down with Matthew. Everyone nodded softly and sat around them
"Ivan let gooo!" Matthew whinned again, still not being let go
"I guess you can aru…." Yao sighed, "Is it alive aru?"
"нет" He shook his head
"Is there one here?" Alfred asked enthusiastically.
"да!" Ivan giggled
"What colour is it?" Matthew asked looking up at him from his arms
"Hmmm…. Grey and sometimes red!" Ivan pet him, pulling angry grumbles from the Passive-Aggressive Canadian "That's three~"
"Grey and….red?" Kiku though aloud, "Is there one in this room?" Ivan nodded happily
"Is it a mirror with a kiss mark in red lipstick?" Francis smiled coyly, pointing at the mirror that (he had put) was grey with a red kiss mark.
"N-No that's not it Francis…." Ivan looked somewhat confused, not having seen the large mirror before, "Uhhh, strip one item…" France smiled and complied, taking his jacket off.
"Is it plastic?"
"No."
"Wood?"
"No"
"Is it big?"
"Yes, kinda"
"WHAT'S JABBING ME IVAN?" Canada screeched
"Hehehehe….nothing~"
"LET ME GO!"
"No, and I'm counting that as one of the questions if you don't stop struggling."
"Damn you…."
"Uhhh…..Do you own one aru?"
"Da!"
"Is it with you aru?"
"Da."
"Can I see it?"
"You git that's a stupid question!"
"No you can't see it!"
"I love your eyebrows Arthur…."
"YOU GIT STOP PETTING THEM!"
"OW! You didn't have to HIT me!"
"Yes he did mon ami!"
"Can we get back to the game now Alfred-san?"
"Haa…..sure Kiku…."
"!" Kiku gasped, "Francis-san please stop rubbing my buttocks!"
"But I like it mon amoure~" Franis purred, moving closer
"No! Stop it please!" Kiku gasped, face flushing as he squirmed away and sat next to Ivan
Pouting Francis turned back to the group. "How many is that now?" he sighed
"10~" Ivan giggled, pulling Kiku into his lap with Matthew
"L-let me go!" Squeaked Kiku, squirming in his lap
"Nnn…keep moving like that da?" Ivan giggled
"IVAN!" Canada yelped after getting 'poked' in the back again. Turning and slapping Ivan lightly, he growled "Let him GO!"
"But-" "NOW!"
Pouting Ivan let the small Asain glare at him as he settled down on the bed again, "Hmmm, what is it made out of?" Matt asked, looking up at the large blonde whose lap he was in.
"It is metal!" He grinned, a slightly psychotic look flashing by his eyes for just a moment, though it didn't go unnoticed by the now slightly trembling Canadian. The rest of the students sitting about looked tad confused, grimacing slightly in their stupor.
"I bloody well think that we should know what it is, seeing as we are on the same team," Arthur pointed out, not wanting to have to strip because his own team's item.
"But zat is no fun mon rosbif`" Francis purred, turning his 'affections' on the brit after the young Japanese boy fled. Honestly, he didn't care about winning he was much more amused by watching the others strip and strip himself. It added some ah….flare…. to their new home and 'adjusting' to each other. At least that's the reason he would use if anyone asked.
They all sat in silence, asking a question or two every so often, everyone totally stumped. "Fine! What is it aru!" Yao sighed irritabley, not looking impressed by the fact they had, on the first item, made it to 20 questions with out being able to figure out what the Russian had in mind.
Said Russian giggled before pulling an old water pipe from his bag, smiling innocently "It is my pipe da?" His smile widening as he looked at each of their slightly disturbed faces, almost daring one of them to say anything about it.
Clearing his throat, Yao said as everyone but the amused Russian took an article of clothing off, "I suppose I'll go next aru, seeing as the Seme's got the first turn…" Watching as they all nodded, some of them slightly disdainfully. "Alright aru. I have something."
"Is it alive?" Antonio asked, tilting his head yet again
"Yes aru, it is alive." Yao nodded.
"Is it a herbivore or an omnivore?" Arthur piped up.
"Ahh, it is an Omnivore." He stated, looking around the room with a pleasant smile.
"Is it a house pet of any kind?" Alfred asked, "Cause ya know, dog are awesome, so are cats but birds are better, like a parrot you can teach it to insult people!" He cheered, rambling on.
"Uh. No aru…" the Chinese man replied eyeing the hyper blonde warily. He'd have to make sure to limit his time around that one.
"But house pets are so awesome!"
"No as awesome as me! Kesesesese~" Gilbert snickered
"Next question eh?" Matthew muttered, "What colour is it?"
"It can be black white and grey aru."
"It is a Panda isn't it Yao-san"
"….Yes aru." The Chinese man pouted slightly, despite the one who guessed being on his own team. He watched the 'Seme' group all grumble and shred another piece of clothing, noting that the only ones that didn't really seem tocare were Francs, Antonio and Gilber, though Ivan also seemed generally uneffeced by his loose of clothing, as he sat away distractedly, playing with the Canadian's hair contently. The game proceeded, sometimes no one winning others winning back and forth until both groups had shread most of their clothing, both teams in their final piece of clothing, if they had any. The 'Ukes' all sat, blushing and squirming, in nothing but their boxers and skimpy outfits from the closet. One more piece left before they lost, on the 19th question of the round, Gilberts item.
All of them looked stumped, even his brother, as he sat, letting out a long streams of 'kesesesese's' as he watched them all, eyeing China over more then the others with great amusment.
"It can be yellow, white, red, and of course AWESOME!" he yelled, smirking.
Matt chewed on his lip watching the other before seeing a small yellow bird fly over and land on the Albinos head, snuggling in contectly, like it belonged there. Giggling, expecting to lose anyway, Matt said, "Is it the bird that sits on your head?" He snickered, squirming again in Ivan's grip, wondering why the man had to hold him so tight it felt like he was trying to squeeze the maple right out of him!
Gilbert stared at him blankly, wondering why, even though he had left the bird off his head, the Canadian had known of it. "Uh…yeah. That's an awesome guess I suppose," He muttered before shaking it off, all but ripping his underwear off and tackling the Chinaman, trying to get the others under wear off
"NO ARU!" Yao screeched, flailing violently, blushing as the others hands roamed under the short (very short) skirt he wore, the other going under the matching sports bra like shirt he had choosen to wear as his 'costume'. Another string of 'Kesesese's' escaped before Ludwig, dressed in only a very small dominatrix like leather outfit walked over and dragged his naked brother off Yao. The only thing Gilbert had choosen to wear was a jock strap, which he had discarded in his attack on the appealing Asain.
Canada laughed a bit more, fiddling with the faux fur 'sexy' polar bear outfit he had on. While it was awkward to his in Ivan's lap-more so when the other was wearing something similar to what would match Ludwigs outfit- it would be worse to get up, for he had noticed to late that there was a hole in the butt of the outfit, right under the fluffy tail….His face went bright read just from the thought. Damn he was such a virgin.
Alfred on the other and was wearing a crotch less cowboy outfit, covering his vitals as the Brit harassed him, smirking. Arthur was dressed in something that looked like an angel costume, but was short enough that if he even walked you'd get a nice show of his ass and package.
The rest were wearing a variety of 'interesting' and intriguing outfits. Kiku was harassed more by Francis before getting up and leaving the room, announcing he was going to check the sleeping arrangements Francis had mentioned. While he was gone, Francis flirted and harrased the others, waiting for the small, easy to make blush Asian boy to return. When he did return his face was pale, his normally blank face looking a tad solemn and disturbed.
"So eh?" Matt piped up, noticing the other first. The others soon fell silent and looked at him expectantly. He cleared his throat before he slowly named off who was sleeping with who.
YAAAYYYYY it only took months to get over my depression and write this fucking thing. I've gotten better soo….ill write Super Powers to soon so no worries Yes the first had was written long before the second Sorry for taking so land and sorry for shitty grammar w
Kiku: Gin-Chan, you really are not a good person.
Me: ….THE PEOPLE LIKE IT. THERE WERE TOMATO BOMBS KIKU
Kiku: BUT WITH FRANCE OF ALL PEOPLE?
Me: I think its cute CB
France: HONHONHONHON Me to ;D
Kiku –glares- Gin chan. Be warned I will get you for this.
Me: Ya ya, and France will one day be powerful again.
France: HEY D:
Arthur: HAH. Stupid frog….