The Troubles That Woman Cause (ii. Sasuke):
I looked up her panties, but everything seems to be fine. So I'm thinking maybe get out the champagne and have some fun to break the silence. I like the silence, it suits the mood with what is happening.
I've always been quiet and annoyed with any women that it pissed me off, pretty common. But Karin. I chose her on the date, because she's not like the others. She's unique, and has a certain way with things, and she's not afraid to speak her mind half the time. Fuck that, she has a tight ass. ..fuck, did I really just say that?

Think about something else. Like...

Karin has certain walls up as well, she doesn t let them down all too easily; and she pretends to be interested in what you have to say even though she's really not.

I stare at her. Her pale crystal skin, breakable but steady with passion and determination. This is what I see in her, she has potential to be anything but an asslicker. The kind of girls I like.

"Why are you doing this, Uchiha? To fuck me and leave me the next morning?
"What put you in a bitchy mood? Quick mood change? I'm just curious," I pause. She stares - "I'm thinking that you're planning something sneaky," evil bitch. "So might as well ask, I'm practically rich. Can't invite a lady to dinner without her asking me "What the hell do you want from me?", eh?"
"I want nothing from you, I just- Chilli's awaits. I'm thinking a second thought and I should totally-"
"Get out, I'm not paying for expensive shit afterall,"
"Fine, have it your way."

"Hold on a second, alright?" I open up the door for her and crawl into the miniature window and I bend myself though. I didn't notice my butler was always watching me. Silver haired Harry Potter glasses freak.
"Hey, Alfred, could you buy yourself a drink or something? I'm taking Karin out and-"
"The name's Kabuto, and no, I won't. Master Orochimaru, he said for you to pay attention to "
"Fuck Orochimaru, Kabuto. Here's your tip. Come back at 2." I get a glare from him.
"Two? Are you serious? You're fucking kidding. I'm not coming back at two AM in the morning just to see your drunk ass "
"That's nice, goodbye."

I shut the door and crawl back out and fuck-

FUCK. SHE'S GONE. A piece of notebook paper with my number on it and apartment room number, I take a quick look on the other side of it and I see a note. A note I cannot unsee.

"Dear Sasuke,
I have run off with your wallet because you're a stupid bitch and you think I wanted to stare at your fugly face while eating with you in Chilli's? Fucking if. It's not dark enough in there.

I also think you shouldn't of had 10k out in the first place just so you know, that's what an idiot would do.

See you.
Love Karin, (smiley face) :-) xoxo"

I take deep breaths, I take deep breaths in and out, in and out, in and out. It's gonna be okay, Sasuke. Everything's going to - that bitch took my money.

A/N: SEXY SCENE'S COMING UP. Kind of. I didn't expect to write and go a different direction.

But. Chapter. Soooo... fuuuu

Alright, actually, he's ignoring the fact he looked up her panties or he's just too stupid to notice the look in her eyes. But he'll get used to it. And fast.
Also, Karin likes to run away. KARIN'S UPGRADED TO GOLD DIGGER.