Chapter three.
The princess was not so certain that the plan of the fairy;
"Hell, I better fall to the dark side right now..." said the princess exile.
However, she went to the king G0-T0, and told him she could never marry him till he had given her the donkey's skin.
"WHAT? !" The front part and the behind of the donkey disapproved of course.
The king was both astonished and grieved at this new request, but did not hesitate an instant. The donkey was sacrificed, and the skin laid at the feet of the princess.
Atton and Mira were unemployed and went to find work at LucasArt and Obsidian for other games.
"Maybe they need scoundrels in the new star wars old republic game!" exclaimed Atton.
"Think of the bounty hunter too" said Mira.
The poor Princess exile, seeing no escape from the fate she dreaded, cursed everyone, Including Atton and Mira who left without her; when, suddenly, Kreia the fairy stood before her.
"Take heart," she said
"All will now go well! Wrap yourself in this skin, and leave the palace and go as far as you can. I will look after you.
Your dresses and your jewels shall follow you underground,
and if you strike the earth whenever you need anything, you will have it at once. But go quickly: you have no time to lose."
"You're kidding? ! That thing stink !" said princess exile.
"Stop complaining and start running." Said Kreia the fairy.
"Okay, Okay...Can I take my sheep T3?"
"You can run yourself lazy fool!"
"Old hag."
So the princess clothed herself in the donkey's skin, and slipped from the palace without being seen by anyone.
Directly she was missed there was a great hue and cry, and every corner, possible and impossible, was searched.
Then the king sent out parties along all the roads, but the fairy threw her invisible mantle over the girl when they approached, and none of them could see her.
"Who need invisible mantle when you have a mentor who can teach you how to hide with the force?" asked Kreia the fairy.
"I rather take the mantle instead of you." said princess Exile.
The princess walked on a long, long way, trying to find someone who would take her in, and let her work for them;
but though the cottagers, whose houses she passed, gave her food from charity, the donkey's skin was so dirty they would not allow her to enter their houses.
For her flight had been so hurried she had had no time to clean it.
"Geez, What had Atton and Mira done in this donkey costume to make it so dirty..." asked herself the princess Exile.
Tired and disheartened at her ill-fortune, she was wandering, one day, past the gate of a farmyard, situated just outside the walls of a large town, when she heard a voice calling to her.
She turned and saw the farmer's wife standing among her turkeys, and making signs to her to come in.
"I want a girl-" Began the woman.
"EW! NO!" the princess was disgusted.
"NOT THAT WAY! Now, I want a girl to wash the dishes and feed the turkeys, and clean out the pig-sty, and to judge by your dirty clothes, you would not be too fine for the work."
(Atris as the farmer's wife)
"I knew I shouldn't trust the old hag when she said she would help me..." muttered the princess Exile.
"OhOhOh" Laughed Kreia the fairy while playing chess with Fairy DSM Revan.
Princess Exile accepted her offer with much enthusiasm,
"What have I done to deserve that...I'm a princess for crying out loud! I'm not suppose to work!"
And she was at once set to work in a corner of the kitchen, where all the farm servants came and made fun of her, and the Donkey's skin in which she was wrapped.
"Wait until, I find my lightsaber and then we'll see who will be laughing" muttered the princess Exile.
"I thought you were in the lightside?" asked The farmer's wife Atris.
"Only on weekend." explained princess Exile.
"You sound like your father..." said Atris.
"I hate you."
But by-and-by they got so used to the sight of it that it ceased to amuse them (she threaded them),
and she worked so hard and so well, that her mistress grew quite fond of her.
And she was so clever at keeping sheep and herding turkeys that you would have thought she had done nothing else during her whole life!
"HEY! I saved the galaxy against a hungry sith lord, an old hag and a sado maso (Nihilus, Kreia and Sion) That count as something!"
One day she was sitting on the banks of a stream bewailing her wretched lot, when she suddenly caught sight of herself in the water.
Her hair and part of her face was quite concealed by the donkey's head, which was drawn right over like a hood, and the filthy matted skin covered her whole body.
It was the first time she had seen herself as other people saw her, and she was filled with shame at the spectacle.
"Well I think it's the last time Kreia and Sion will ever call me beautiful...
Though it was a bit creepy when it was Kreia who called me beautiful. Seriously...You don't call another woman 'beautiful' out of the blue."
And Lightside male Exile was crying a river because Kreia didn't call him 'handsome' at the end of the game.
Then the princess exile threw off her disguise and jumped into the water, plunging in again and again, till she shone like ivory.
"Just because I have to wear this awful stinky donkey skin doesn't mean I can't shower!"
When it was time to go back to the farm, she was forced to put on the skin which disguised her, and now seemed more dirty than ever;
"Seriously, what have they done when they were inside that thing? !"
But, as she did so, she comforted herself with the thought that tomorrow was a holiday, and that she would be able for a few hours to forget that she was a farm girl, and be a princess once more.
So, at break of day, she stamped on the ground, as the fairy had told her, and instantly the dress like the sky lay across her tiny bed.
Her room was so small that there was no place for the train of her dress to spread itself out, but she pinned it up carefully when she combed her beautiful hair and piled it up on the top of her head, as she had always worn it.
When she had done, she was so pleased with herself that she determined never to let a chance pass of putting on her splendid clothes,
even if she had to wear them in the fields, with no one to admire her but the sheep and turkeys.
Her sheep T3 was still calling her an ugly street walker but stopped when she has thrown one of her shoe on him.
Now the farm was a royal farm, and, one holiday, when 'Donkey Skin' (as they had nicknamed the princess) had locked the door of her room and clothed herself in her dress of sunshine,
the king's son rode through the gate, and asked if he might come and rest himself a little after hunting.
"WAIT, WAIT, does that mean that son of a bitch G0-T0 married someone else and had a son ? !" asked the outraged princess exile.
Er...I thought you didn't want to married him?
"Well yeah but still...My pride is still hurt"
You're so difficult...Beside it's another king we are talking about.
"Ah? well that good to know...I had enough with all that incest thing."
Some food and milk were set before him in the garden, and when the prince felt rested he got up, and began to explore the house, which was famous throughout the whole kingdom for its age and beauty.
He opened one door after the other, admiring the old rooms, when he came to a handle that would not turn.
He stooped and peeped through the keyhole to see what was inside, and was greatly astonished at beholding a beautiful girl, clad in a dress so dazzling that he could hardly look at it.
"B-beautiful!"
(Mical the disciple as the prince)
And Princess exile was still clueless that someone was watching and drooling at her.
"I've just red what you have wrote you know..."
And she put something inside the keyhole.
The prince of course was disappointed...
"Yeah, Like every pervert should be!" said princess exile.
But his curiosity still wasn't satisfy...
He must know the name of owner of the room at the end of the passage.
End of chapter three.