Ianto panted whilst Jack whispered his sentence into Ianto's ear. His ear began to go cold from where Jack's breath used to be, it caused Ianto to feel shivers down his spine.

"Welcome to satan's lair more like!" Ianto snapped to Jack who shrugged.

"If that's what you think this place is then fine, you're going to be working here for two years, so I would think about saying something more approving than that" Jack replied, standing up once again, leaving Ianto who was strapped on the old fashioned chair below him. Jack never imagined he would have control over Ianto, it made him feel more alive than he had in the last few years. But it did have a down side to him, it made Jack feel bad about torturing Ianto. Even if he is immortal, he still must feel the pain and torture behind his deaths, it made Jack think he was a bad person. He was being a bad person to his old best friend even.

"I still think this place as satan's lair" Ianto commented, making his palms turn into fists, slowly turning them around in the straps. It caused Ianto to get a friction burn, but he didn't care it would just heal again, but the pain was what Ianto cared about. With the stinging liquid flowing out of his friction burn and onto his skin, it felt like hell. Ianto sealed his mouth shut, not allowing his screams to escape. If he was going to stay here then he wasn't going to make a rubbish impression of himself, by screaming on about a friction burn, Ianto was better than that.
But this did make Ianto's eyes begin to fill with tears he couldn't allow the team to see him crying, Ianto quickly sealed his eyes shut causing the tears to stop escaping.
Ianto bent his head down to his knees, where it allowed Ianto to rub his eyelids against them, making the tears soak onto his blood covered jeans.

Ianto sighed in satisfaction the tears had now dried up on his jeans, leaving no tear trails on his face at all; Ianto began to move his head back up to its normal level on his neck and found the Torchwood team staring at him.

"You finished having your fit?" Owen smirked, causing Ianto to shrug one shoulder.

"No not yet, so if you could just leave me to finish it off that would be great" Ianto replied, raising his eyebrows to Owen who just gave him a disgusted look, this team was going to be easy to make pranks on! Jack curved his lips into a grin, stepping forwards to Ianto then lowering himself to Ianto's level.

"Nice try Ianto, that's not going to work here" Jack spoke, Ianto sighed in frustration. What could he do to even have a chance to escape? Ianto tried flexing his arm muscles but couldn't, the straps where to strong to even bend, Ianto tutted placing his arms back into their normal position, something told him that Jack told them to get prepared for Ianto, but Ianto was going to do all it took to get more prepared than them, even if that meant working here for two years, then he will do it. "Right time for the grand tour of the hub" Jack declared, a huff escaping his mouth caused by him standing back up.

Ianto grinned; this could be Ianto's chance to make another run for it but this time his plan would be more prepared than last time, making a man drive the SUV? What was he thinking, this time his plan won't fail! Ianto felt his chair jerk forward causing Ianto to make a small shriek, Ianto looked behind him and found Jack pushing him along the way, this is how he's going to be shown his tour?! No! Ianto can't be shown around the hub this way! He's supposed to be escaping by having a tour! Not being shown round on a chair like a baby in a pram, Ianto was too special for even that.

"I can walk you know!" Ianto snapped to Jack, who just grinned, turning them round the corner.

"Yeah, but it's more fun this way!" Jack laughed, showing Ianto the water tower then continuing the tour with out explaining what the water tower was and why it was there.

"Why aren't you even explaining anything in the tour?!" Ianto shouted up to Jack who scoffed.

"Not going to tell you anything yet, if we you do you might use it against my team" Jack replied "You are not going to know anything about our equipment yet, you will be told when we gain our trust in you. Same as you will be denied to do anything and only be able to watch" Jack explained, swishing the chair around the corner to the vaults, speeding past them with out stopping this time.

"Worst tour ever!" Ianto shouted to Jack who shrugged, paying more attention to where he was steering towards.

"Just like the old times though hey?" Jack smirked towards Ianto.

"No it's nothing like the old times! I remember in the old times I was in more in control of you Jack Harkness!" Ianto snapped to Jack who shrugged.

"Always good to make a change"


17 minutes later Jack zoomed past Owen, halting in front of Gwen who had her PDA in her hand nodding towards Jack who nodded in return.

"You know I would appreciate it if you stop treating me like a baby!" Ianto spoke, wiggling in his chair, "Now let me out!" Ianto snapped to the team.

"Alright Ianto, just hang in there" Jack replied, reaching for the straps and beginning to undo them one by one.
"They're more tighter than how we put them before, have you been struggling?" Jack glanced to Ianto who scoffed.

"What do you think?!" Ianto asked to Jack who tutted, carrying on undoing them. Jack fingers ached once he had finished undoing Ianto; the straps were harder to undo than to tighten. "Finally!" Ianto announced, stretching as he stood up for the first time in 1 hour, it felt like years.

"Don't over do it!" Owen pointed to Ianto who just grinned whilst stretching even more, his bones were shattered just by sitting down so Ianto was doing them a favour by stretching them making them gain their strength again. Jack came forwards followed by Tosh and Gwen, Ianto eyed them one by one, finding Gwen with her PDA, Tosh with a metal plate and Jack with, well nothing at all.

"Weapons?" Jack asked to Ianto who stopped stretching and smirked towards Jack. But Jack just smirked back holding out his hand for Ianto to hand over his weapons. Ianto reached down to his belt where he retrieved his two guns then passed them to Jack, who put them on the metal plate Tosh was holding. Jack turned back to Ianto who shoved his hands in his pockets and just shrugged. "And the rest?" Jack asked.

"Jack you know me, I'm a one weapon man" Ianto grinned to Jack who sighed.

"Jack I'm picking up an unknown item in Ianto's right pocket, followed by other weapons" Gwen explained to Jack, tapping her PDA, causing Ianto to sigh in defeat, reaching into his right pocket where he pulled out his sonic screwdriver.

"What does that thing do?" Gwen asked to Ianto who grinned.

"It can do an awful lot of things, like this for example" Ianto announced, aiming it towards Gwen's PDA, then sending a signal towards it by pressing the button, activating it sending a blue light towards Gwen. Gwen shrieked at her hands as the PDA blew up causing a bang to echo the room, Ianto just grinned and then turned to the water tower.

"And this" Ianto demonstrated aiming it now at the water tower, sending the signal towards there, making the water tower explode in the middle and send water flying on the Torchwood team except Ianto. Ianto grinned in satisfaction, this is just the beginning of his pranks, they're going to get a lot worse.

A drenched Jack growled towards Ianto who just stared towards him, trying not to laugh at him, he looked like a drenched rodent, followed by the rest of the team.

"What the hell is that?!" Owen snapped to Ianto, wiping his face clean by the towers water.

"I believe it's called a sonic screwdriver" Ianto replied, flipping it in mid air then catching it back in his palm.

"Where did you get it?" Tosh asked, cleaning off her glasses.

"From the Doctor" Ianto smirked towards the item, it never fails him.

"You stole it?" Gwen spoke to Ianto who shook his head.

"Oh I wouldn't say stole, I would say more of borrowed. But I don't think it will be returning any time soon" Ianto grinned. Jack stood behind Ianto where he snatched it out of Ianto's palm causing Ianto to shriek. "Oi, give it back!" Ianto snapped to Jack, who shook his head.

"No can do! This is a weapon to us and what do we do to weapons? We lock them away of course" Jack replied, placing the sonic screwdriver into his drenched pocket.

"Jack he's made my PDA blow up! So I can't register his weapons!" Gwen shrieked, causing Jack to nod in understanding.

"That's alright Gwen I will find them myself" Jack announced, placing his soaked hands onto Ianto's chest, moving them around his body, searching for any more weapons.

"Are you feeling me up Jack?" Ianto grinned; Jack just ignored the question and carried on searching.

Soon the search was over; Jack had found pocket knives, pistols and all sorts during the search which just left one more weapon to go.

"Ianto can you hand over your vortex manipulator please?" Jack asked holding his hand out to Ianto who gasped, receiving his own left hand which had his vortex manipulator held onto it.

"No bloody way! It's the only thing I have left to cherish which comes from my own century Jack!" Ianto gasped to Jack who sighed.

"I know but it's classified as a weapon so I have to take it" Jack replied, reaching out to Ianto's hand but Ianto jerked away from it.

"No you don't Jack! You are not going to take it away from me, its part of my life! Are you only doing this to me because they took yours away as well?! You're a time agent too and you don't even have yours on! Are you jealous?! Is that it?! You're just jealous because I have mine and you don't?!" Ianto snapped to Jack, who sighed.

"Everyone could you leave me and Ianto so we can have a chat?" Jack asked the three who nodded, then left Jack and Ianto alone in the centre of the hub, Ianto clutching onto his vortex manipulator for dear life, with Jack sighing next to him.

What's Jack going to say to Ianto? Please Review -Jaggerz