I was going to leave this as a one shot but I just got the urge to write this. And then I swear a weird banjo tune popped into my mind and since about one in the afternoon I've been humming this to myself. Every time I come to the end of the chorus I laugh.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wheeljack, Prowl, Bee, or Ratchet. I do however own the rhyme and the banjo music.
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump!
The Wonder Stump?
The Wonder Stump!
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump,
Gotta carry him around.
He once had both his arms and legs,
Perfectly attach'd.
But then after a'splosion,
His arms and legs were scrap'd.
Bumblebee was laughing,
Prowl was havin' him a fit,
But good old doc bot Ratchet
Is gonna' get 'im fixed.
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump!
The Wonder Stump?
The Wonder Stump!
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump,
Gotta carry him around.
Ratchet picked up his trusty wrench,
And fired up the torch.
He tightened screws, he replaced bolts,
Till 'Jack was good as new.
Old doc bot sent him on his way,
And then let out a sigh.
'Cause he knew that by next week,
He'd do it all again.
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump!
The Wonder Stump?
The Wonder Stump!
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump,
Gotta carry him around.
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump!
The Wonder Stump?
The Wonder Stump!
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump,
Gotta carry him around.
YA GOTTA' CARRY HIM AROUND!
Random, yes. Am I possibly drugged? That might be a possibility. But I really am diggin' the banjo music that keeps playing in my head. Wheeljack the Wonder Stump does just have a ring to it, doesn't it? Please review and tell me what you think. The Wonder Stump commands you to review!