I was bored when I wrote this. This also explains why Murray isn't artistic.
My Van
A Poem By: The Murray
My van is awesome, it totally rocks
It has FM radio and a clock
It helps us steal things, then get away quick
Getting caught in her is no way a risk
Her bulk is not a hassle, much like mine
It holds a lot of people for our crime
Like Panda King, my master, Dimitri,
Penelope, Sly, Bentley, and even me
The only time she has left me was sad
We were in Canada, it was not rad
We had to jump ship to a big air ship
And she wouldn't fit, and that was a rip
We went to China, when I joined again
There she was in a block of ice, I grin
Now that we're back, never shall we be parted
Yo, whose jacking my ride, I'll rip them apart-ed