Disclaimer: I don't own glee, sorry.
A/N: Potential spoilers? This is based off of the promos for the "Rumours" episode of Glee. I saw the promo and got the idea of how Kurt and Sam would be reacting to his siblings Stacey and Stevie. I thought it would be cute if Stacey suggested that they play house together, making Kurt and Sam the parents. This is completely unrelated to my previous ff that I written about Sam and Kurt babysitting (technically all these one-shots are unrelated). It may seem repetitive to some people, but when I got this idea from the promo and asked people if they wanted me to write something like this, a lot of people seemed to respond positively towards it.
Point of View: Kurt Hummel
Gently Kurt knocked on the door, hoping he got the right room. As he patiently waited outside of the door, he heard a faint, "Coming," from the inside. Quickly the door began to open which revealed Sam. He seemed worn out, his roots were showing- which is something he immediately noticed once he came back to McKinley, but it seemed to get worse and worse by each day growing by, maybe even minute. "Kurt, how- how did you find me?" He asked.
"Oh, Quinn gave me the scoop of you being here." Kurt explained and then added, "You've seem to be-." Kurt thought for a moment of what the right words to say were, "Lonely in Glee club lately. Quiet." He paused for a moment, "I thought maybe you needed a friend."
Sam just nodded slowly and opened the door more, Kurt then casually walked in while Sam closed the door behind him. He didn't know how to do this exactly. Immediately he noticed a little boy playing on the floor with a little car and a little girl bouncing on the bed. "Who's your friend Sammy?" She asked as she stopped bouncing and sat on the bed instead.
"You already have kids?" Kurt joked.
"This is Kurt." Sam said as he placed his hand gently on Kurt's shoulder for a second and he leaned in holding out a hand for the little girl to take. She was adorable.
The little girl wasted no time, leaning over and grabbed Kurt's hand and shook it. "I'm Stacey and that's Stevie." When she was done shaking his hand, she pointed to the little boy on the floor. "Sammy has mentioned you a few times."
"Oh really?" Kurt said grinning a little as he looked down at the floor for a moment, but then back up at Sam, whose face was starting to show color.
"So where are your parents?" Kurt asked as he slowly began to walk over towards a little table that was in the Motel room and then sat his bag down and then sat down in an armchair.
"Not here." Sam simply said. Kurt seemed to notice he must be being vague for a reason, so he didn't press him on more information.
"Sammy, I am bored." Stacey whined, as she huffed and plopped her body onto the bed dramatically and spread all her legs and arms out. Kurt smiled, and he thought he was a drama queen sometimes.
"You can play with Stevie." Sam suggested as he began to sit down on the bed and then he leaned in tickling her at her side. She squirmed and began to giggle and kick. Sam laughed as he tickled her, but eventually pulled his hand away from her and then she began to try to tickle him. "You know it doesn't work on me." Sam told her as Kurt watched her desperately trying to tickle at Sam's sides and neck.
"Oh! Now that we have another boy your age, we can play house!" Stacey jumped off of the bed. "Let's play house, let's play house!" She chanted as she jumped up and down.
Sam grinned and shook his head at his sister. "Would you like to play, Kurt?" Stacey asked as she went over to Kurt, grabbing onto his hand and pulled him up to stand up from his chair.
"I'd love to." Kurt replied as Stacey pulled him over to the other side of the motel room. "Who gets to be the daddy?"
"You can silly." Stacey explained with a giggle.
"Who's the mommy?" Kurt asked as he placed his hands on his hips. "Are you?"
"No! I'm your child." Stacey said as she put her hands behind her back and then brushed her cheek over her shoulder, looking shy. "There is no mommy." She said as she began to watch her walk over to Sam. "There are two daddy's." She added as she pulled Sam to stand next to Kurt. Immediately Kurt felt color rising to his porcelain cheeks.
"Okay, so one of you come home from work and we'll do dinner." Stacey told them as she crawled onto the bed. "You playing Stevie?" She asked.
"No." Stevie said as Kurt noticed he was now playing with a Spiderman action figure instead of the cars that he was playing with earlier. "I wanna save Mary Jane." Kurt smiled at the sight. God, the imagination he had himself as a child. He then began to remember of how he used to play with his power rangers, but his thought was cut off by Sam's questioning as Sam began to walk over to the door.
"Do I actually shut the door?" Sam asked as he was opening the door. Stacey sighed and Sam laughed. "Sorry, I never played this with her." When he said this, he was addressing to Kurt- not Stacey. All Kurt did was nod, it made sense. She did make it sound like they never got to play the game since no one his age was ever around him. Kurt felt a ping of sadness as he felt sympathy for Sam who obviously didn't have really any friends that frequently came over as Sam closed the door quietly.
There was a gentle tap at the door, as Kurt began to walk towards the door Stacey whispered, "Don't answer it." Kurt laughed and shook his head. So it was a trick just to keep her big brother out?
As Kurt opened the door Sam grinned going, "Honey, I'm home!" As Kurt held the door open he couldn't help to laugh, but he felt himself blush at the thought of being called honey, even though it was a common catch phase in what it seemed like every 1950's picture perfect sitcom.
Once Sam walked completely in, Kurt closed the door and then walked up to Sam and began to pretend that Sam had a tie by making gestures to imply he was fixing it. "It's nice to see you." Kurt told Sam looking up to meet his gaze and then Sam grinned.
"I- uh." He seemed flustered for a moment and looked down for a moment, "Nice to see you too. Missed you. When did you get home from work?" He looked up as he asked the question.
"Um, about an hour ago. I decided to start on dinner right away, didn't want you to burn the house down." Kurt told him as he finished pretending to fix his tie and then patted him on the shoulder.
"Hey- I'm actually pretty good at cooking." Sam defended, but was smiling and Stacey hopped off the bed and began to run over to where they were.
"Can we eat now?" Stacey said impatiently as she grabbed onto Sam and Kurt's hands and dragged them over to the bed and then they all began to sit on the bed. Stacey and Sam sat Indian style while Kurt folded his legs as he sat down on the bed.
"So what did you do at school today, Stacey?" Kurt said as he began to pretend to look as if he was making drinks. In his mind he was pouring ice tea from a pitcher into glasses that were in front of each person. It was the first thing that popped into his head. "How about that boy at school you like? What's his name?" Kurt asked and Sam laughed while Stacey began to blush.
"I don't like boys!" She shouted as she crossed her arms.
"What about Finn?" Stevie shouted out from across the room and laughed. Sam began to laugh as well.
"Finn?" Kurt questioned. Finn- as in another Finn from her actual school, or his step-brother Finn?
"Your brother, one time I was on Facebook and she told me to click on a picture of him while I was looking at everyone's statuses. It went to his profile and she saw the bigger picture and said he was cute." Sam explained, chuckling a little bit.
"Did not!" She growled as she grabbed the air near the bed began to pretend to eat. From the way she was eating it looked as if she was eating chicken, well more like devouring the chicken like a malicious lion.
"So how was work, Sam?" Kurt asked as he pretended to pick up a fork and play around with his food.
"Would you honestly call your husband that?" Stacey asked as she put her hands on her hips. "Call him by his nickname."
"And what would that be?" Kurt asked as he smiled, wondering what she would think of with the imagination she had.
"Hm... How about baby?" Stacey suggested.
"Baby?" Kurt practically shouted and laughed as color risen to his cheeks.
"No that's my nickname for Kurt." Sam mumbled smiling, but avoided eye contact with Kurt.
Kurt continued to laugh while he continued to blush and then went on with, "Well dear, how was work today?"
"Well you know how it is in the office." Sam said as he glanced to his side, he did a double take and then looked over at Stacey and then back at Stevie. "It's time for bed." Sam said as he slipped off the bed.
"But Sammy!" Stacey whined, I guess he was serious, Kurt thought as he slipped off the bed. Was it really that late?
"It's 8, come on you both shouldn't be up all night." Stevie seemed to start to pout on the ground and then Sam walked over picking him up and plopping him into bed. Kurt began to pull the covers back and Stevie and Stacey willingly got under the covers once they were pulled back. Slowly Kurt pulled the covers over them once they were settled in and Stevie smiled up looking at Kurt.
"You're not half bad." Stevie said as he yawned and then Sam walked over to him giving him his action figure which he held onto against his chest and handed Stacey what appeared to be a stuffed unicorn.
"I think I should go now-." Kurt began.
Stacey interrupted going, "Please stay longer, Kurt. Don't leave."
Sam got a little closer to Kurt whispering in his ear, "They don't like sleeping alone."
"I understand, I remember when my mother died. I felt the same way for years." Kurt practically whispered as he walked closer to the bed and Stacey grabbed onto Kurt's arm. Slowly he lied down on the bed, but didn't get under the covers. He wrapped an arm around Stacey and her eyes slowly fluttered shut.
"You coming over, dear?" Kurt giggled at the nickname and Sam laughed a little, but sounded as if he was trying to be quiet and began lean forward lying on the bed as well, but not under the covers like Kurt.
Hours past as they lied with Stacey and Stevie. For a long time, they didn't talk, however they didn't close their eyes and didn't try to sleep either. They just stared at each other's eyes. While to others it might have been strange, it didn't feel so with Sam. Occasionally Kurt would smile remembering of the evening they just had, while Sam would smile back. It seemed as if they were both thinking the same thing, or having a mental conversation. Slowly, they both began grew tired and sure enough Kurt felt himself fall fast asleep.
In the middle of the night, Kurt felt himself stir as he began to wake up. Looking over at the clock he noticed that the time was now 12:31. He was surprised his father didn't call him to find out what happened to him, but then again it was Saturday night and usually his father trusted and never bugged him when it wasn't a school night. As gentle as possible, he slipped out of bed. It made the bed move and while Stevie and Stacey didn't stir, Sam did.
"Where you going?" Sam whispered sounding sleepy.
"Back home." Kurt whispered as he walked around the bed and began to try to fix his hair while doing so, he then slipped his bag over his shoulder as Sam slowly got out of bed.
"Thank you for being here tonight." Sam whispered, Kurt felt Sam grab onto his shoulder. However, it could have been how the room was dimly lit of why he was so close. They never really turned off the lights in the Motel, but it was barely illuminated earlier when they were playing house and what not. Kurt could feel Sam's breath against his cheek.
"No problem." Kurt replied, it was barely audible and then he began to walk towards the direction of the door. Sam was polite and opened the door, as he did he heard someone shift on the bed. However, Kurt didn't look back to see if Stevie, or Stacey was awake.
"You're a great friend." Sam said quietly as he held the door for Kurt, who was standing in the middle of the door frame looking back at Sam.
He smiled and nodded, Sam seemed to really need a friend and he was more than willing to fill that role. Kurt knew what it was like to feel alone.
"Well goodnight, dear." Kurt told Sam laughing a little bit, it made Sam laugh as well.
"Now we have a new inside joke." Sam told Kurt and grinned as he put his hand on the doorframe.
"Now you two have to kiss each other goodnight." Stacey whispered in the background.
Kurt giggled and noticed Sam's cheek began to redden immediately. Sam then looked back at the bed, where Stacey was.
"I don't think so Stacey." Sam whispered, "Go to bed."
"Not until you kiss daddy goodnight." Stacey said as Kurt could barely see her crawling towards them, but she was still on the bed.
"This is getting ridiculous, Stacey." Kurt sighed as he raised a brow at the little girl.
All Stacey did was shake her head. Kurt sighed and said, "Let's give her what she wants." Sam's eyes widen, but all Kurt did was gently take a hold of Sam's chin and kissed Sam's cheek softly.
Kurt definitely felt a spark, which worried him, but didn't say a word. Sam just stared at Kurt for a moment and slowly Kurt began to notice Sam's head leaning forward and soon his lips were touching his. It was a quick, but gentle kiss and Sam pulled away. The contact made Kurt's heart rate began to accelerate at a million beats per. minute and it felt was going to pound out of his chest. He could feel his heart beating on his chest, like a drum. He wasn't expecting that.
"Goodnight, Baby." Sam told Kurt, but emphasized the word Baby and it made Kurt relax and made him laugh once again. It couldn't be real, it was just a game right?