AN: wow. u pplz r ALL RETARTS. if u dnt like mty sorty then DNT READ IT RETARDSS. k? nawt tht hard. irf u where all as smnart as u say u r then u WULD HAVE RELISED THIS IDIOTS! FUCKING RETARRDED IDIOTS. all of u!
ok. so leave, NOW if u dnt like it k? its NOT TBHAT HARD! and u pplz dared 2 caled me stupid lolololollol iditos
so here is the rest of my story. IF U DNT WANT 2 READ IT LEAVE NOW k?
PS I will b 13 is kliemk less than 2 weeks so STUFU!
AN: Wow. You people are ALL RETARDS. If you don't like my story, then DON'T READ IT RETARDS. (Usually I agree with this, but you are so stupid and annoying that it's is alright) Ok? If you were all as smart as you say you are, then you WOULD HAVE REALISED THIS IDIOTS! ( FUCKING RETARDED IDIOTS. All of you!
Ok. So leave NOW if you don't like it K? It's NOT THAT HARD! And you people dared to call me stupid lol idiots. (But you are stupid)
So here is the rest of my story. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT, LEAVE NOW ok?
P.S. I will be 13, is kliemk(I didn't understand what this meant so I left it as it was.) less than two weeks , so STUFU!(What does this have to do with anything.)
Back 2 Tahirahs (That's the bitch's name. I forgot again.)POV
i woke up. there was blod all over my close. but i didnt care. (Why not? I would be fucking freaked out.)
"OMG! wat hapened 2 me (You sound like you care.)" i asked some1 who i didnt no who yet.
"u pased out becuz u had 2 much blod loset." said a voice. i turned aronund 2 c tht the voice came from snape, the potition tracher. usually i dnt liek techers nut asnape was diferent becuz he understod my suferings and stuff and he was god (SNAPE IS GOD! I KNEW IT! I am so joining his church.)with giving adviece 2 pplz and students who have tuble with other pplz. (Since when has he been good with communicating with other human beings) liek onc i was going out with this other boy but i got boraed with him so i sked snape way2 do and he gave me tghe best advice how 2 dumop the guy,. iused it!
"omg! i never did tht b4" i said bac 2 snaep!
"i think u jsut lsot controle" snape said vbac 2 me (Shouldn't he be worried? Send you to a therapist or something? Have you guys every noticed that therapist is spelled the rapist.)
"i was very sad" i said bac 2 snae looking at mty cuts. they hrt but the pain felt good on my rists. i remembers ron and wat a basatrt he was and sudenly the pain in my rists wasnt even close 2 the pain in my hart.
"tht BASTARD RON!" i scamred. (Wow. Random blow up. You sure do scream a lot.)
"ron weasley?" snape said bac 2 me
i loked into his blac eyes. the4y were so sorrowful and sadly looking bac at me. i then noticed how hawt and coot snaope realy was. (….ummmmm please don't go where I think you are going to go with this.)
"yes, HES A BASTARD!" i told snape bac and tried 2 b as sexy and hot as posible while doing it. (Can you be sexy while you scream? I recall Ebony trying to do the same thing. I should really just start calling you Ebony Jr.)
"hes a grifindonr oh curse hes a bastard" snape said bac 2 me. his eys where lokiing at my brests.
"OMG! STOP LOOKING AT MY BRASEST!" i scamred 2 snape who locked away fwhen he saw noticed i noticed him loking at me. (Weren't you just trying to be sexy towards him?)
"im sry Tahirah"
"CALL MY TAY" i scaremd with impatience (You really are bi-polar. Mostly angry though.)
"im sry tay, i justn never it was not nan instince but il never doit again (What the hell did he just say?). u just look so beautifukl." (Beautifuckl. Beautiful and fuckable mixed. I kinda like it.
i stoped looing so mad becuz snaope was so sweat. SWEATER THAN THAT ASTARD RON AWAYS!
"im sry 2"i said bac 2 smaep
"I think ur hot 2" i said bac 2 snape afte he never said anything for a few coule minutes of silecne. (Nasty)
"u do?" snae said and he smiled OHHHH heis smile was sooo sexiiii. and hot,. OMG! i melted. it was like a needle in my hart that wulndt let come out!
"I DOO!" i scamred 2 snape. he smilesd again. THAT SEXUIII SMILE! OMG! (So nasty)
"will u kiss me?" snapes said bac 2 me
"yes!" i scarmed and ran and kissed nsape. he tasted soo good.
"Uyums!" i said after we finished kissing for a ouple hours
"u taste good 2" snape said bac 2 me (So fucking nasty)
"u 2" i said bac 2 samep
"and dnt wrry. ill fail tht bastard ron on his next test. no1 breeaks ur hart and gets awaty with it! (Because he won't get in trouble with Dumbledore or whoever is the headmaster for that.)" snape screamed in a sexy voice of dewath and sorrow. oHHH THAT VOICE.
"OMG! thanks u u r amzing bf!" i said bac 2 snape
"im ur bf?" snape said bac 2 me smiliny sexily at me. (You just made out with her. I would hope you were. Then again, Mary-Sues always end up being sluts.)
"YESSSSS" i screamed
"yes yes yes yes yeas! u r such a god kisser (A god kisser…..I don't even know what to say about that.) u wil make sucha good boyfriends (There is more of him? How many clones does he have?) !" i wwthen waved gb 2 smnape and huriedb off the ofice.i waled up the dungeosn until i was in the greate halls. then i felt liek fgoing 4 a broomstick rice becuz quittish trilas where coming up soon nad it would b good 2 practice. but i allready new i wuldm make it becuz im the best flier in the school becuz we had tests jsut 2 weweks ago 2 c who was rth e best and i got first and ron (THT BASTARDS!) got second and rose got 3rc. so iwent 2 the broomstick room and opned the door and rthen! (I'm pretty sure that Harry is better than Ron. I don't think you read the books but I imagine you could figure that out by just watching the movies.)
I SAW RON KISING hARYR POTERES (another BASTARDY FGRIFINDOR)s dick! (Fun!)
"EWWWWWWW u homsexuels (Because that doesn't make you seem homophobic) " i sccaredm! and ran way (an: its not nice 2 call gay pplz gay (Since when.) so u r supsoe 2 call them homosexuels becuz they kliek it more. were learning about this in schol. personaly i dnt c why calling gay pplz gay is so rong but i want 2 be etical in my story so i tohught it was beter 2 do the story liekb thios insted!(I have never even met a gay guy who told be that they preferred to be called homosexual. My dad is gay and he has never mentioned anything about it. I really doubt your school would say something like that. You know, you have said some stupid shit before but dear god. Do you know how much dumbass that just made you out to be?)
I herd ron coming chasing behnd me but i an fater and gaster until i reched the stairs.
"STOPICUS! (While I do like this spell, I'm still going to give the award to Ebony for randomly calling out crookshanks while pointing her wand at Voldemort)" some1 scramed beghind me and i was stuck becuz i culdnt move.
"OMG U FCKING BASTARD!" i scarmed at the top my lungs. girls where looking at me frm steps above but i just tokld them 2 fuc themselvcws. i wasnts in the mod for sily teenage dama.
"kET ME GO!" i sacremde.
"NOT UNTIL U LISTEN 2 MY SSDE OF THE SOTRY" i herd ron scarem
"NO ASTARD!" i scaremd bac at him. (You keep calling him an astard, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what you mean by that.)
"2 bad bitcvh" i herd him screem 2 me. (I love how you are portraying Ron.)
"OMG U R SO FUCING RUDE!"i scamred bac 2 him.
"DEEL WITB IT WHORE!" heb screamed bac 2 me. (You stick it to her Ron. Not literally.)
"OK BUT HURY!" i scaredm bac 2 him
"Im getting swore!" (Yes you have been swearing a lot if that is what you mean. Probably isn't.)
"Ojay, her is my side of teh story" Ron started
2 b coninued! STATING 2 hEEAT UP! (tell me wat u think. IF U DNT LIKE IT DNT SAY ANYTHING K!) (Well you won't be getting any reviews then.)