AN: SHUT UP! if u dnt like the story DNT READ IT! im not hanging my tryping style 4 u IDITS! i have beter thing 2 do than 2 listen 2 u fckers bitch and mon abut a stroy they DNT EVEN LIKE! if u dnt like it DNT READ IT FCKERS.
ugh u pplz r disgusting annoying. and stop caling me stipid. im not the 1 going arund reding storys i dnt like. thTS U MOTHFUCKERS!
O, and i hav nuthin aginst gay pplz. tahirah was just surpried tht harry and ron where bisexuals so she jmped 2 conclsion. she ist agint gay pplz she was just shoked. DUH!
so, here is the next part of my stry! i hoe u liek it. (if u dnt like it THEN DNT SAY ANYTHINGN AT ALL. dint ur mother say if u dnt hasve sutmhing nice 2 say DNT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL? yea, so STFU gayz/
AN: SHUT UP! If you don't like the story then DON'T READ IT! I'm not changing my typing style for you idiots! (I love how she is the one that is omitting vowels from her writing and we are the idiots.) I have better things to do than listen to you fuckers bitch and moan about a story they didn't even like! (Then don't read the reviews dumbass. And I love complaining about stories that I think are stupid. I complain about Twilight at least 8 times a week.) If you don't like it, don't read it fuckers.
Ugh, you people are disgusting and annoying. And stop calling me stupid (Never!). I'm not the one going around reading stories I didn't like. That's you motherfuckers!
Oh, and I have nothing against gay people. Tahirah was just surprised that Harry and Ron were bisexuals so she jumped to a conclusion. (Non-Homophobic people do not scream you homosexuals to people.) She isn't against gay people, she was just shocked. DUH! (I really hate it when people add duh to the end of something. I think it is a little mean. And that is coming from a really mean person.)
So, here is the next part of my story! I hope you like it. If you don't, then don't say anything at all. Didn't your mother say if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all? (Obviously, you didn't get the same lecture. And no, my mother always said to help the stupid people. I wonder where I get my bitchyness from?) Yeah, so STFU gays. (That doesn't make you see homophobic at all.)
"imlistning" i shuted at ron (You "shut" Ron? I didn't know you could close someone.) who was stil a few stets belo me on the srtarecase.
"ok. here if my story" he said bac 2 me and a single ter roled down his face. he was soo coot. sudenly i wasnt so mad at him anymoer. (The weirdo quality is back)
"ur so sexy" i whisperd 2 myself.
"wat?" he whispered loudly bac 2 me.
"i didnt say anything BASTARD!" i scaremd bac 2 him. continuye ur motherfucing story aswhip. (Did you think the last part or say it?)
"ok bitch i wil" he scaremed bac 2 me. (I love Ron in this story. He is so much fun and sweet and kind.)
"afte ru said tht mean thing 2 me (an: go bac 2 chapter 3 2 c wat she said(We remember)) i felt so emo. i was cring 4 a lung time by myself. then finaly i walked up 2 the casle by myself. i was going 2 cuyt. thts when harry comfarted m (I keep picturing that Queef episode of South Park for some reason. Incidentally, I did not like that episode.) and asked me if it was tru tht i was going out with a slitherin.
"THT BASTART!" i scaredm (How does that make him a bastard?)
"let me dfinsed" ronn sad bac 2 me
"ok so afte tht i noticed how hawt hary was."
"OMG! u bbetaing (What?) bastard!" i yeled 2 ron. and i kiced realy hard and the corse tht was hoding me let do. i was fre so i started 2 run.
"ROPKABRAV (The spells in this story are so awesome)" ron scaredm behind me and i felt rops all over me and ting me up. OMG tht bastard!
"u wil klisten 2 the rest of my stry!" he said 2 me.
"fine bastart2" i scdamred bac 2 him and gave him the midle finger except i culdnt becuz i was ropd up so i jsut pertnded i gave him the midle ginger. (Then how would he know that you were? What is the point if he doesn't know?)
"so then i kised harry." ron said.
"OMG OMG OMG! U GYA EMO! (If she isn't homophobic, then why does she keep making a big deal about him being gay.)" i scared 2 ron.
"im bisexuel!" ron sad 2 me.
i stoped wigling.
"OMG!" i scaremed
"bisexuels emos are SOOOO AWT AND COOT!" (Oh so since he can sleep with you now, it is alright for him to have kissed Harry? Where the hell are Hermione, Draco, Ginny, Neville, Luna, and everyone else? The only cannon characters we have met are Ron, Harry, and Snape.)
ron smild
"thnkz" he said 2 me with his sexii smile on his mace.
"com kis me!" i shuted 2 ron.
"ok" he said bac 2 me.
so ron ran up 2 me, withis sexi hot red emo har and sexi smil adn rthen skised me pasionelatly. we frnch kised 4 a wile on the stares. a few yupinger (what is a yupinger?) grls stared at us and gave us grosse loks but i new they didnt understod. they werent in love liek i was (You mean lust.). then, rite in the halway ron stated 2 go up my shit (…help me. I just died inside). he feled my bobs (There are two guys named Bob in your shit. I would be a little scared. This story just scares me in general.) and played with them 4 a litle bit. (What did they play? Patty Cake, Halo Reach, Tag….)
"OMG! RON!" i scamed in hapiness. he was talking of my emo bar. (Wait. You own an emo bar. And since when was Ron talking about any bar.)
"i want u 2 fck me!" i tod him!
"ok" h sad bac 2 me. but, just then wen he finaly got my bra takn of ...
"AVARD KABRVA" su1m scarmed behind us.
"OMG U BASTQRD U KILED RON!" i sacmred. (WTH!)
"tay i did it 2 pertect u." i lokd dwn 2 c snap saying there with HARRY POTER. (Since when do they know each other well enough to want to protect the other? Protect her from what? From the reputation of being a slut because she already has that.)
"potter u BASTARD!" i scarmed
"u sertuced (I have no idea what she was trying to say there.) my man" i scarmed agin.
"BITCH" he yeled bac 2 me.
"tahirah i thot i was ur man" snape said and a smal tare ran dwn his face. (Come on this is the same old song and dance. Mary Sue falls in love with Cannon!Stu. They get in an argument about something stupid and Mary Sue sleeps with other Cannon!Stus. The original couple make up and the others are left to die or be paired with the Mary Sue's Mary Sue sidekicks or in Yaoi/Yuri pairings.)
"im boared with u no snape becuz ron is bisxuel and luv bisexuel." (Great reason to ditch Snape. Never mind the fact that you are underage and he is a teacher.)
"well ron is now ded" snape sadi 2 m,e. (For how long though. You know he is just going to come back anyway.)
"noooooooo!" i scamed
snape laugde but hary had a small tare reun dwn his dface.
"i luved ron" he said.
"stfu poter" snape said 2 harry.
i looked into harrys eys. they where so blac and hawt and emo and coot and sexi. (This bitch moves on quick.)
"OMG! hary u r so sexi" i shouted and ran downstars 2 him.
"wht abut me tay?" snape sad 2 me with a ter coming dwn his face.
"ur grosse and stopid" i said 2 snape becuz he desved it. he atacked ron. (I thought Harry killed Ron. I am so confused.)
"u realy lik me?" harry said 2 me. (No, she lusts you.)
"yes" i said bac 2 harry.
"lets go 2 hogmed" i said
"k" harry said
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