Chapter 2:

A/N: sorry it took so long, I just wanted to tie this up

When the group (minus Allana) returned to the original room, the hole that had been blown into the wall automatically fixed itself.

"Man, why does Allana get to hang out with Detective Walking Sex?" Jenny sat down and pouted.

"Because she's watched SAW too many times, maybe if you'd watch it too then you'd be in there as well." Lauren said, trying to wake up AJ.

"No thanks," Jenny retorted, "that puppet scares the crap outta me! Especially after you bought Allana that big one for her birthday Julie."

"heh heh heh," Julie laughed evilly, "that was a fun birthday!" the TV turned on again, and they were faced once more with the puppet.

"Since you all failed to follow the rules the first time around, the room has been altered. Look around, know that I'm not lying. Now each obstacle is set in order, almost like a maze. You must complete one to move on to the next, and only after you complete them all will you be permitted to leave. Your first task will be the Electric Labyrinth, the one that your friend got stuck in. you will have 10 minutes to find a path through the wires before an electric current will surge through them, shocking anything that touches them to death. Let the game begin. As the timer started to count down, the friends pushed each other to get into the maze.

Julie was the first one to complete the maze, followed shortly by Lauren.

"How did you do that so quickly?" Lauren asked, "You practically flew through there!"

"Watch enough football and watching Scott play enough video games…I can handle plowing through stuff." Soon after, the others completed the maze, AJ being carried by Robert.

"Ok, what's next? I'm bored already." Julie sat down and winced, "Fuck, I think I pulled my knee…again."

"can't we just blow up another wall?" Robert asked, "I'm getting sick of carrying the ginger."

Meanwhile…in the monitoring room…

"So what's this button do? And this one? And this one?" Allana was running around the monitoring room drunk trying to push all the buttons.

"Good god, how do the others put up with you?" Hoffman put his head in his hands, he watched the others complete a second obstacle (The Needle Pit).

"Because I'm smart and cool, and I've got awesome tits too!" She laughed and tossed him a bottle of wine from her bag, "Loosen up a bit Hoffers!"

"Will you stop trying to blow up the place?" Allana nodded, "Then sit down right here and be quiet." Allana skipped over to the chair he pointed to and sat down. "Crazy bitch." He muttered and started chugging straight from the bottle.

"I…hate…you…all!" AJ climbed out of the needle pit with the 4 keys they needed for the door to the next part.

"Well you're awake now." Jenny and Lauren helped pull her out.

All of a sudden another explosion was heard from the opposite wall. They looked over and saw Robert standing by a newly blown up wall. "What? I'm fed up with this shit." He walked through the hole back into the lair, the girls running after him.

They spent the next few hours hanging out in the main room of the lair, playing with the various traps in there and trying to stop Robert from humping that Optimus statue. Once Julie accidentally set off a nail bomb, John came storming back in.

"Oh what is this? I thought I told you to finish the tests! Why wasn't I notified!" He stormed over to the door of the monitoring room, "Hoffman! Why aren't you…" he opened the door and quickly shut it. "You guys can get out of here…this idea was not well thought up." He lowered his head and practically ran out of the room.

"Wait, where's Allana?" Julie asked. She went up to the door and opened it, "Jesus Peter!"

"JULIE EITHER JOIN IN OR SHUT THE DOOR!" Allana yelled.