AN: stfu k if udnt liek it dnt red it fuckers now go fk urslfs so tht u can leve me alon and i dnt hav 2 read ur shit ever agin ok. stfu and go bac 2 ur momys
AN: STFU ok. If you don't like it, don't read it fuckers. Not go fuck yourselves so you can leave me alone and I don't have to read your shit ever again ok. STFU and go back to your mommies.
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::TAYS POVS:::
wtf wher was i was th first qwuerstionv tht acvm 2 my mind when it wok up.
"watr hapened 2 me?" i sakded
"ui cut ursel 2 much thn at hapen tay. (For the second time. You really should go see a therapist. Your life with A Therapist, I can picture the story now.)" sum1 xad bac 2 me
"who tht fck r u?" io saked
"its me snape" snaep said b ac 2 me (Snape, when you die during a Mary-Sue story, stay dead. You can save yourself a lot of grief that way.)
"omg wtf u agni!" isacred
"u brok me nad ron up!" isacredm agin geting mader and mader.
"fck u idot and gtf out og my lif" i sacremd bac 2 saape (Are you not worried that he randomly came back to life?)
"i jujst asaved ur oife 4 a second time and thniks is how u tasy thank uy?" i said 2 em (Wait, when did you save Snape the first time? The second time for that matter as well?)
"ui dnt car if u save my lief u brok ron and me up" i sacremd agin.
"good" snaoe said bac
"stfu bastrard!" i shutd and rn out of the rom b ujt b5 i culd ge out the dor closed in frnt of me
"omg wtf losr!" i scaredm 2 snape
"say thnk u" he asid bac 2 me
"no" i said bac 2 him
"say it" he said bac 2 me
"no" i sadi bnac 2 him agiain.
"thn u arnt geting out." snape said bac 2 me\
"wtf" i said abc 2 sanep
"u herd me" snaep bac 2 me
"fin thnnk u" i said bac 2 snape
"now let me out" i said 2 snape
"maybe" nsape said bac 2 me, he loked EVIL.
"omg LET ME OUT!" i scaredm and baned the door realy hard. snape just laughed
"hahahahahahahahahhhahaahahaa" snape sai 2 me
"omg wat do uy waent frm me?' i scarmed geting nruvous
"i dnt want anything frm u I JUST WNT U!" snaope said 2 me
"omg u sic bastart! (You didn't mind making out with him a couple chapters ago.)" i sacred 2 me na banged the dor louded.
"silencendo!" snaope scremad and i culdnt talk anymore. (No shit.)
"thner tht wil shut u up!" snape said nad then b4 i new it snape had trasnsfrmed into DUMBLEFOR!
"OMG WTF?" i scarmed 2 snpae who was now dumbldor (What the fuck)
"u thot i was god (You aren't God! NOOOO!), but realy I WAS WRKING 4 VOLEMOT" dulbmordore sacredm bac 2 me (?)
"OMG! HOW CN I B SO STIPID! SNAP IS DED! (So he didn't randomly come back to life? Well at least he was put out of his misery.)" i scarfemd
"yes u idoit tht was mny plan al along, SNAP NEVR COMITD SUIDIDE I KILED HIM" dumbldor screamed bac 2 me
"omg u BASTARD!" i sarem bac 2 dumblodor
"hahahahah u idoti u fel rite in2 my trp!" dumblefor scremed 2 bac2 me. then he wealked 4ward 2wards me.
"omg wtf r u doni" i scarmed geting scared
"im gong 2 rap u!" he asid laghing (You are going to rap? About what? Who is your influence? 50 Cent, Kanye, B.O.B., Eminem, Biggy Smalls?)
"omg u sic bastrard!" i saremd (He can't be that bad at it.)
"hahahahah" he scramed evilyiy. then, rite wen he was about 2 rape me
"gtfo ur hands of my grlfrend! (But you aren't dating. Remember, you are screwing her friend with Harry.)" ron screamed carging tru the door.
"omg wtf!" dumbldor sreamed wen ron kikc him in his bals.
"omg ron u saved me!" i scare3d
"im srry 4 beig a idot" i said 2 me
"i 3give u!" i said bac 2 him
"now lts get ut of her b4 he can trp us!" ron said and the 2 of us ran ut of the rom. We ran up 2 the grinfdor commum room.
"omg rose awt r u donig here?" i said wen i asws rose and harry siting 2gether.
"nohtng" rose said guitily
"omfg u where fcking harr!" i saredm
"u slut! (Aren't you one though?)" i scaredm agin.
"i nver fcked harry!" rose scramed ay me
"stop ur fcking lis i hate cheters tht betry slitheruin! (But you had sex with Ron. And that was before he randomly switched houses.)" i scaremd bac 2he
"wtf u dated ron!" he scaredm bac 2 me
"bt we r sole mtes (So that makes it ok?) an he siwthced 2 slithering 4 me btich" i scaredm agin.
"fck u" she scaredm at me
"fck U' i scarmed bac at her luded atan she scaremd at me.
"bitch' she scredmed
"no ur the bitch!" i scaredm
"come on ron lets GO" i scaredm 2 ron and tok him by theb hands and drtaged him out ofg theb grifnfor commum room.
"fck tht bitch" i scarmed nd me asnd on went outsid 4 a walk
2 b ocntined (tell me wat u think i ur nice)