an: omg sryr i nevr upated in ad whil i wasd awy with my fmaikyl onn avction but ikm bac now so i casn ipdatye!
JHAPPY HALOLWEEN! omg r u eited! im going tircvk or tresting tonignt 4 sure ! watbut u?
so hates if u hav sujmthing men 2 say DNT SAY ITS TERATRD! Ok u pplz r stupi and i dnt want 2 her frm u gin? (What part of that sentence do you think requires a question mark?) got it? GOODE! STFU AND LEV ME ALON! i dnt even red most of ur reviwes vecuz they r 2 lon anyewy so u r weastibng ur tim. just say 'i liek it' if u like it. if u dnt like it then STUF.
AN: Omg, sorry I haven't updated in awhile. I was away with my family on vacation (Why did you come back?) but I'm back now so I can update! (No one wanted you to.)
Happy Halloween! Omg are you excited! I'm going trick or treating tonight for sure. What about you?
So haters, if you have something mean to say, Don't say it retards! You people are stupid and I don't want to hear from you again. Got it? Good. STFU and leave me alone. I don't even read most of the reviews because they are too long anyway, (That doesn't make you seem like a dumbass at all) so you are wasting your time. Just say "I Like It" if you like it. If you don't like it, then STFU. (You must be a baby if you can't take a little constructive criticism.)
XOX
em and ron strormed ut of the agreat hal adn outjidde. then we walekd over 2 a tre. then we fund the secrt pat uner the tre and wenrt undfer it. then we wher einv a buldig of sum tipe.
"where the bfck r we?" ron sai 2 me
"stuf" i said bac 2 ron
"tel me where whee at!" ron scaremed bc2 me
"in hogmed" i sad bac 2 ron
"o" ron said bac 2me
"yes so stuf now" i scarmed bac 2 ron
"k" he asud bac 2 me (This is probably the best dialogue she has ever written)
me and ron sdat therb 4 a whil becuz we hasd nothibng beter 2 do tbut then finaly we got baord. it was as long time under fiomnaly ron said sumthing
"aty i hav 2 tel u sumthing" ron siad 2 me
"wat" i sadi bac 2 ron
'i aslo fcked rose" eron said bac 2 me
"OMG U FCKING BASTWER REBERTAYER OMG GO JKIL URSELF! (…You guys were broken up at the time though)" i scaredm. th ni ran iout of the builing we where ikn na outhb 2 hogmds nd 2 the candy shot. tjhen i tok a opil of candy and te it al. then i rembered!
"OMFG ITS HALOWEN!" i scaredm thn the perosn eho owned the candy shotp cam out. sh toikld me becu it was ghaloween i culd take as much cnandy as i wanted! (Because that won't get him fired)
"omg tak this u fckin bastrd rion and u slut rose!" (What does candy have to do with this? Didn't you just run away from Ron?) i scaredm. the candh owner tol me 2 tfu tho so i had to stop srambed. i rhen tok a hole vbunh of andy and aais thnk u andthen wallk bac 2 hogwrts eith my candty. hen i got 2 hogwast i remberde thre was a fest so i nwet 2 the great hal and saw the rfeat. thta dslut rose, tht bastrad hary adn tht toerh basdtsrd ron. i sat by mself andb uesd a poket nife 2 cut muyself uner the table. (And no one noticed?) thnh i loked up. SDUIBMKLDEDOR WA SUITING AT H EFRONT OF THE ROOM. (Well that's where is seat is. Where else would he be?)
"OMG DUBMDOR IS VIL!" I SCRAEDM
"wtf" evry1 els trned 2 loked at me
"stfu he stried 2 kil me 2day!(Yea but you went off somewhere else so it must not have been all that important.)" i saremed
"lire!" thy al shuyted at me
"ron tel mtem!" i scaredm
"i dnt no wat u r taing abut" ron sacred bac 2 me
"tay tht was a haloween prnk!" dubmlefore said bac 2 me
'o" i said bac. i tue tht maks sense. (WHAT?)then i saw snae
"OMG WT FSNAPE IS THER 2?" i scare
"snapoe inly petrended 2 die 4 a haloween prnk 2" dumblddor said agn 2 me. (Again, WHAT?)
"o!" i said thn i at um of the fest. evry1 else atet 2 the frst of the fest then we ad 2 go to b ed. i loked over 2 rose nd noiced tht wshe was goingn 2 up2 the grindfior commum room wutb ron and hrry.
"slutr!" i sacremebd andb ran don 2 the slitherin commum room by myself. hen i got teer i used my rasor blide 2 cut myseklf. i was so amd at evry1. no1 liekd me anymreo. i kep cuing and cuting. itb hrt mor an mor but ui nevrf noticed.
"I HTE MY LIEF" i sacrembed cuting agin and agin
"NO1 LIKES ME!" i scaremd agin and cuter deper into me.
"I WANT 2 DI!" i scarmed agin cuting ever deping htis time. then eerything wetn fuzzy.
"OMG NOT AGIN!" (Not shit) i shted b4 fanting. (This is the third time right? Maybe you should get the hint that cutting yourself is bad.)
:RONS PIV:
omg i fel so bad now becuz i jsut had sexc withb ros eaign evn thoi love tay. this is so stupid. sehb enve4r even lsiten 2 me. but i no i stl love her! i just no it! and she luvs me 2! i siad
"FUC U ROS" and then ran down 2 tbe slithering commum rom.
"TAY TAY I AM HER!" i shotued but no1 answered. (Didn't she break up with you? And you turned into a girl?)
"TAY!" i shted agin. i ran in2 her room.
"OMFG!" i scaremd. tay wea s laying on the flor with in a pil of blood. i pikced her up adnd took here 2 the hosptial rom wher the nruse gav her a ptoion
"shel b ok" thje norse said 2 me. (She has passed out three times. That is NOT ok!)
'good" i said bac 2 the nourse.
"she jut neds a bit of res" the nurse adi bac 2 me
"il stay witg her" i sdid bac 2 the nurse.
"gret" the nurse saud vbc 2 me.
so i stod ther and w3atch tay sleep. this was al my fault. if i nevr slept witbh rose thenb tay wuldh av evrn cut herslf and evrything wuld be okay aign. i wated wth tay for a cuple hors. then, i loked outside hte widow. thts when i saw dubmelfort and sape entering harigds hut.
"wtf r thy doing? (Visiting Hagrid? Is that a crime?)" i saidb it was like 4 in the norning.
they wher trying 2 opn up the door 2 hagrids hut. then i ntoiced harids sleiping otu the bac of his hut into hte forbidn foret. jus wen he was out of the site dubmdlefor and snape finaly got theb dor open. the scarembed wen they saw hagrids was gone.
"OMFG SNAP AND DUMBDLEOFR R EVIL!" i sared. it wasnt a haloween prnk after all.
"wqat am i going 2 do?" i sacmrbed agin. just then tay wok up.
"OMG TAY WE HAV 2 SAV HAGRISD!" i scaredmed.
"why?" tay scared
"beczu snap and dumbldoefor and trying 2 kill him!" i sacermed agin.
"OMG LETS SO!" tay sscarmewd and 2gethre we ran 2 hagids hut! (None of that made any sense. At all! Someone explain to me what the hell just happened.)
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HAPPY HASLLOWEEN!