It had been awhile hasn't it? I've been busy with school. College is a bitch, I'll tell you that. But I decided to take a bit of a break and send this out. So, let us continue with the monstrosity.
An: omg i m so sry i havnt wriet anything foer the las WEAK! i awes stating 2 get bord fo the dstry and i thout asbut ending it but id wecied nt 2 becuz i liek it and i have ides on ho 2b contine it!
AN: Omg, I'm so sorry I haven't written anything in the last week. I was starting to get bored with the story and I thought about ending it but decided not to because I like it and I have ideas on how to continue.
XOX
"hagrjd deds ot help! (?)" i scaremed 2 ron
"omwtf?" raon scrambed bac 2 me
"we hv 2 go save him!" i scaremed bac 2 ron.
soi then me nand ron ran ot 2 hawtgrids huase in teb outisde ofb thne castle we aw tht nape ansd dubmlrfor wer atcking hagrid
" IT U RETQS! (Is it just me or has her spelling gotten worse?)" I scaremd runing up to them.
"AVDRA KADSVA!" scanremdf 2 me but his soprl mised nme and hitb as tre behindbn mne instedf.
"lol ur naidot!" i scaremd 2 snaope who eran at me.
"no!" i scamrfed and dron pujnch snape inb the nuts (Poor Snape. That has got to hurt.)
"mmtherfucjker!" snaeo scaremd 2 ron
"retartd" ron scaremebd bac 2 snape
"shth UP!" dujbmledor said
"get the fuc aweyt frm her TYA!" hagirf yeld 2 me
"ok!" i sacmed and ran intol the forbind foest! i keptrunikgn and rinin becbz i was sdosv scare dthast dubmelfr and nsdape wher gogin 2 kol me. i ketol runikngb ujhtil u nkt realikzed tht ron was sdtil ther. (OK, back up. What are you trying to say? I don't think my brain processed any of that. So, you screamed, then ran into the forest, and then after that it is all a blur.)
"OMG!" i saremd and sturned around and rhan back
"avda kafvad (Can't you try to at least stick with one spelling variation of Avada Kadavra? You have used so many, it is hard to keep track)" i scamred adn ptined the my wnadb at snae and dumbleofr and it hit them int he ntus (Don't hit someone with a killing curse in the nuts. That's just mean.)and they did. (What did they do?)
"omg u savd mne ay!" rin said adn he aern over 2 kis me (You know, for "emos", they say OMG a lot.)
"no prbm!" i siad bac 2 ron
"we hvs 2 run" hgird said 2 theb both of me tbnad ron.
"swhy?" i said bac 2 hagerid
"becu volmdmart wil no u kied dumblkforna dna snaeop and jhel wnt 2 koll u 2! (Wouldn't Voldemort be happy that you kill Dumbledore? You should seriously read they books because I don't think you understand what it going on.)" hagird bac said 2 me
"OMG NO!" iscarmed adn rstarted 2 cry
"dbtn wrry il portct u tayr" ron said vb2 me
"thnx!" i saidb sotping to cry and ghugin ron.
"mno problem" ron adi bac 2 me bklushing.
"do u hav any friends u want 2 vav 2?" hagrd said 2 us
"yes!" I scaremd
"rose!" (Were you not just talking about how much you hated Rose a few chapters ago? Isn't Rose also the name of Ron's future daughter? I wonder how Hermione would feel about naming their daughter after a sex partner from the past. Where is she anyways? Well, at least she and the others are smart enough to stay away from all of this crazyness)
"and hry' hary siad!(?...Harry said he wanted to save Harry? You sure you don't mean Ron?)
"oky u bhav 2 go nad get rhtem!" hagri sadi 2 us
"ok we wil!" i scarmed abd me and ron weran ba c23 up 2 ht ecastkle 2 find eorse nad hary. theyb wher in the grindor comun rom pyng cheker. (Checkers? I think you mean Wizard's Chess.)
"we hav 23 ron awy vodemot is comign!" i samred
"omg " rorse said bac 2 me (I thought Rose hated you? You guys screamed at each other last time.)
"lts so!" hary scared
theb ther of us rabn dwn 2 hagrid agan.
"o k we ary reding bargid " i sadi 2 arg id
"god" he hnsaid bac 2 e
"whr r we gonig?" said rose 2 ahrigd
"te forbidebn forts! (But you just came from there? What is going on?)" harigd said 2 rose
"omg no!" i sacrmed
"tht plce is dngerous! (No shit)" ron scrmed
"its the olnlyn p;alceb we r safe!" hafrirdsadi.
"k lets go!" hatyh said.
2 b comntieued! (LEV NICE COMENTERS THIS TIE RETARSD AND MNAKE THME SHRT!) (You want those who leave you flames to put on a shirt and tie?)