Alright this is the last chapter. I don't believe she made anymore chapters. I think she started another story. "Unfortunately", all of her stories have been removed from her profile. If any of you know where I could get it, I would be willing to do it. But I'm not suicidal enough to really go search for it.
ab: ok so u pplz whre stil 2 rtasded last pat VEN THO MY SITER ALIKNA WOTE IT SO ITS WUDL BE SPET RITE RETATS.
u plz r clry jelus of my stioer or sumthn becuz ur acintng RETARED and stopid and idotic. oky so stfu ifu dnt liek my stry becuz ITS MYN STOY and ITS MYEN. ok. get tHT THRU UR RETARTED HEDS!
si UF Y DNT WANT REED MY STRY GTFO AND LEV BECUAZ U DNT HAV 2 RED IT AT ALL ADBN UR WATING UR TIME WITHN REDANIG IF IF U DNT LEIK IT. NOOT MIEN!
AN: Ok. So you people were still (I have no idea what she tried to say here. Retarded?) last part even though my sister Alikna wrote it so it would be spelt right. (She still spelt cute "coot". Her spelling isn't all that great. If she really exists at all.)
You people are really jealous of my sister or something because you're acting retarded and stupid and idiotic. (Well I thing you are being repetitive and repetitious and repetitious.) So STFU if you don't like my story because it's my story and it's mine. (Because I think you are annoying and irritating.) Ok? Get it though your retarded heads! (I really thing you need to see a therapist or something.)
So if you don't want to read my story then get the fuck out and leave (Are you trying to be repetitive? You have been doing it a lot this chapter.) because you don't have to read it at all and you are wasting your time reading this if you don't like it. Not mine.
XOX
whne i wok upo the next moning i said
"FUCB I HAVE FUCING CLASS TODY!" i scarmed it weok ron up and hne then he yelked at me for beng 2 luod.
"sry." i siad bac 2 ron
"its ok" he said bac 2 me
theb 2 of us gort redy and then toke a showder 2gether. (WE ALRDY SAW ECH OTHER NAEKD SO IT IS OK THT WE R DOIGN THIS. WE DINT HAV SEX IN THE SHOWR BNECUZ THT IS GROSE!) (….You have put so much random disturbing shit in this story but you are grossed out by shower sex?) os then fter the ashower me andb ron wetn donstares of the slithern commum room. pplz stred at ron menly becuz he was a grifbndor.
"STPO STARING" i scredmed 2 these pplz so then thney stopedf staring at us and ron becuz they wer retarted (Get a different adjective)(KINFG OF LIKE THEB PPLZ WHO COMENT ON M STRY VERVY SDINGLE FUCING TIME LIEKM IDOTS THT THEY R. COFH COFH) (You had to have a random insult thrown in didn't you?)
"these pplz r stopid lets go 2 the gret hall." i scai 2 ron
"k" he sadi bac 2 me
so hten me and ron wealked don 2 the gret hall and we havd breckfast. i had tost withb buter and lucy scharms cerial. then i had a glase of mlik to drik with itadn then i had a poptert adn then i had a fglase of ornge juce afte rtht. it was realy god becuz gbreckgast is my favurt meel of the day. (At least she didn't put blood in her cereal. Nice to know she is not that insane.) (AND ITS THE MOST IMNPROTNANT SO MAK SUR U ET IT!) (This should be a breakfast commercial. Can you picture it?
Setting: A breakfast table. A girl eating toast, lucky charms, glass of milk, poptart, and a glass of orange juice.
Random girl: "Hi there! You should eat breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day! AND IF YOU DON'T, I'LL THROW TOAST AT YOU CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN I'M MAD!)
after i wated 4 ron 2 finshed (becuz he is a vry slow eter!) (I don't think it was mentioned that he was a slow eater if the books. A messy one who never stops eating maybe.) the 2 of us wealked oujtside and went to sit by the kicy tree tht hurts pplz. (You mean the Whomping Willow?)
"i bet u r 2 scared 2 go in hte secert pasageway under the men tre." ron said 2 me
"wtf no" i srceamed bac 2 ron
"thebn GO" ron scramed bac 2 me
"I WIL!" i scarmed bac 2 ron (I'm sure that constantly yelling at each other is a perfect symptom of a loving relationship.)
"GOOD" ron scaredme bac 2 me and thn i went ujop 2 teb tree adn went in2 the secert pasage way liek in the movie (Little tip. When you are writing fanfiction, don't mention the movie so blatantly.) whebn harry and herminoe jump ovre the tre and stuf but mr and ron sditn have 2 do tht becuz we wher smart enugh 2 do it smartly ybliek hermoine and hary becuz hermoine is a retart and hary is stopi.)
so wen me and ron whre i the pasage we walkde thru it al the way untli the old house tht hary ron hermoie sirus and lopin and the rat tht turned into a perosn wher (That rat is named Scabbers. And that person is named Wormtail.) in and then ron said
'i want 2 hav sex wiht u" ron said 2 me
"i want 2 hav sex with y!" I SCARMED BAC 2 RON (Oh Jeez)
sothen me an dron and sex on thre flore od tje old house plac adn we kisde and it was vry vry hot and ron was reely hot becuz he had abs and stuf and ther hot!
so aftre we finshed havng sex sum1 popd out of the cutin.
"i am rperting u 2 dumblfor!" the boiec caled
"omg wtf snaep!" i scraedm
"stfu tau" he scarmed bac
and tbe snaep ran ut of the hose plca and me and ron whe letf alon. i stated 2 cru becuz i was nervus tht em and and orn wuld b gong 2 get in truble. (Never seemed to worry you before)
"dnt cry tay" ron said 2 me adn hs voice made me sntop crying.
"but wher going 2 b in truble" i scarmed 2 ron
"not if we cathc csnape!" ron scarmed
so then me adnb ron ran thru the secert pasage and ran aftre snap. we cought up 2 him becuz heb was vry slow and ron used tht spel tht shots the persons wadn out of ther hands. so snaeps wadn was shot otu of his bhadns.
"omg" he scamred
"thts rite snaep!" ron scaremed
"BNASTARD!" he scaredm
me adn ron thn teyhed snape up 2 a pol in the wal of the scert pasage. and ron siad he wuldnt b abel 2 get out and snape sa scarmeding and i was lahging becuz snape was and idot and stuf. so then me and ron wakled bac up 2 the pasage btu sdubmledor was blocing up 2 oru way. (Wait, what's going on?)
"brgin me 2 sanep" he scarmed 2 us and we got rely scaered so ron led dumbdledor 2 snaep wh owas stiled tid up to the pole.
"OMFG WTF HAV U DNOE HIM!" scaremed dubmdlrodor
"they whre having sex!" scaredm snape
"STFU SNAEP!" i scarmed.
"SEX IS AGINST THE RUELS!" dumbldoefr scarmed 2 me and ron.
"srry!" ron scarmed and i scaremed it 2 by dubmdlordor loked rely mad and told ron ad i 2 go bac ujp 2 the casle wile he thught up a good pnishment 4 us becuz of wat we had don. so when we got up 2 the casle i began 2 cry becujz i was rely scared and mad and upest and ron wa s an idot 4 thrnking of tying up snaep.
"UR AN IDIOOT!" i scared me rln and eran up 2 my bed and loked the door and then stared 2 cut my rist. but thn i remberd wht hapened last tiem and i stopd but it was rely hadr 2 becuz i was realy mad. so insted i took a picutre of ron and usd my raosr to stratch it alot until he loked stopid amd uglty.
2 b continuend! 9stfu if u dnt liek it reastrds!) (It would not be continued.)