Even more ficlets! Ok, I apologise that I haven't made many of them... any of them... into oneshots, but I have a lot going on at the moment, but they're there if anyone else wants to use them :) Shoobeans has made some brilliant stories called Trust Falls and Collapse, you should check them out :D Well, you know the drill. Read, Enjoy, Review!
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Gunning Down Romance (Savage Garden)
Love was a result of chemical reactions in the brain. It had nothing to do with the heart. Or the soul. The soul was not located in the brain or stomach. So why... Why did he feel so dizzy every time he walked past? Why did his stomach flutter and feel so... so funny his boss looked at him? And why, oh why, did his heart seem to ache so much when his boss didn't look at him? It made no sense! It was illogical! Infuriating! And... and... and... it hurt... and no matter what he tried, he never noticed. So, it was decided. He would no longer try. He hadn't meant to try in the first place, of course, but this time... this time it would be different. He. Would. Not. Try. He no longer cared. Romance had never ever done a thing for him: so he wouldn't do anything for it. He was officially giving up. He had an IQ of 187, an Eidetic Memory and could read 20'000 words per minute! He would not succumb to these pointless, irritating chemical nuisances that-
"Hey, Reid? How about we call it a night and go out for drinks? My treat?" No. No way. He. Would. Not. Give. In. To-
"Huh? Uh... s... sure..."
Damn you, Aaron Hotchner.
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She's So Lovely (Scouting For Girls)
She strutted across the room like a model, her long legs carrying a perfectly sculpted body, her clothes clinging to her sexy angles likening her to a goddess... perhaps Aaron had had too much to drink, but there was something about the smoky club atmosphere, the fact he still had three days of his personal vacation left, and the way the sassy brunette bit her lower lip, swaying her hips to the music, that made him imagine what she would be like in a strip tease...
He over hears her sultry voice telling someone that she 'has a trick or two she could teach them' and, before he knew what he was doing, Aaron found himself walking towards her.
"You're lovely" he blurted out in a very un-hotch-like manner, before composing himself "Absolutely beautiful-" his eyes widened as the person he had been watching for the past half hour turned to face him "-R...Reid?" Reid gulped and fled from the club, muttering some sort of vague excuse. But Aaron wasn't listening. He was following. Wonder just what that strip tease would be like.
He had definitely had too much to drink.
Bones (The Killers)
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It was natural. They were both active, mature men, it was only natural to want company. To want sex. Because that was all it was. Sex. Lust. He couldn't honestly say he loved Spencer... could he? NO. The way he dressed? Please. It was like something out of an old mans catalogue yet... he could get away with it... the way he rambled on with obscure facts? Irritating beyond belief. Irritatingly cute... In short, everything about the young genius was... was... perfect.
"Oh, god... what have I done?" Aaron fell to his knees in the cold, wet sand and let his frozen face be warmed by hot tears. He had had a second chance at love. A beautiful, pure love that ran much deeper than any time before. And he had just let that second chance walk, alone, down the beach, disappearing into the darkness of the night.
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