Disclaimer: I don't own Bones, I don't own LoveGame, that's all Lady GaGa

Thank you ALL for your awesome reviews! I hope my description of her outfit does justice to what you had in mind.
I posted the first chapter of Murder in Maluku last night (it's in the M section. Don't worry for every smut chapter there will be an exact copy smutless.).

"You are not wearing that!" They heard Booth holler as they saw a pair of leather-clad legs come into view.

"Yes I am. Make sure you wear your jacket," said calmly and then Brennan appeared in the doorway. She was dressed from head to foot in what appeared to be leather. She was wearing doc martens, a pair of leather looking pants that look like they had been painted on, a shirt that tied at the neck and draped down across her breast and then tied again. Due to the pentaganal nature of the shirt the sides barely covered her chest.

Angela took one look and sang out.

"Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Baby three seconds is enough for my heart to quit"

Brennan stopped, grinned and sang out as she danced across the living area and around the dining area.

"Let's have some fun,
this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

Booth sucked in a deep breath and glared at Angela who just smirked back. Angela eyed Booth and nodded. He was dressed in black jeans, a black tee shirt and a black leather duster.

"What? We like to go to the club on girl's night out and she likes Lady Gaga. I have no idea where she learned the dance from the video. That's all her," Angela giggled out.

"YouTube," Brennan told her with a smug smile.

There was hooting, hollering, cat calling and phones came out of pockets. Pictures and video were being taken as Brennan glared at them. As he walked towards the dining room, the duster billowed out behind him. Angela waved her hand in front of her face fanning it.

"He looks like some type of avenging angel or dark angel, something. Agent studly that is soooo HAWT," Angela gasped out.

"Uh huh," Perotta and Harding drooled.

Booth stepped in behind Brennan and glared, the phones disappeared quickly. She walked by the table and heard a choking noise. Glancing over she saw Jared's face on the screen behind him was Max glaring very hard at the screen. She smiled, waved, and walked off.

"TEMEPERANCE JOY BRENNAN get your butt back here!" Max bellowed from the computer. She heard Jared groan and laugh at the same time.

"You would have a middle name like Joy and I would hear it when you're wearing what your wearing and doing something like what you just did," he gasped out.

Everyone was listening avidly to this conversation.

"Yes dad?"

"What are you wearing?"

"We're going undercover to a biker bar. I needed to dress appropriately," she said stoically. From the background, they heard Angela's father say in a low tone that she would fit in just fine.

"Who are you going with?"

"Booth and some friends."

"Booth you better protect her with your life," Max growled. Rolling his eyes Booth responded.

"Max when have I not?"

Max nodded and Jared's face appeared with a grin he said,
"I kissed her first, nah nah."

Booth's eyes bugged out and half the room turned to look at her.

"Actually you didn't Jared," Brennan corrected.

"Me and you when I get home little brother," Booth said in a dark tone.

Jared just grinned at him and wiggled his eyebrows. She was sticking a piece of gum in her mouth. Looking up she just shrugged.

"Oh by the way Tempe. Wendell put this on the screen over the platform so everything I just saw the entire lab saw," Jared smirked out.

Brennan rolled her eyes walked over to the computer and leaned over. Booth sidled up next to her on one side and Angela on the other so that it would not be seen if she fell out of her top.

"Dr. Bray!"

"Yes Dr. Brennan?"

"Why would you put this on the projector?"

"I saw the outfit and wanted to see if you would really wear that," Wendell said.

She rolled her eyes, "Did you put it anywhere else?"

"Every computer screen in the lab and I might have recorded the dance," Wendell laughed. Booth leaned over the screen.

"And it had better disappear. If I see ONE picture in the locker room I will knock all your teeth out," Booth growled. Wendell nodded and closed the connection. Brennan had forgotten her jacket and gone back upstairs for it. While she was doing that Booth sent the Agents off to take up their positions before it got dark. Brennan came back down pulling on her jacket. Booth walked up behind her snaking a hand under her jacket he put a sig in the holster at her back.

"You don't use that unless I can't. Understand," Booth, lectured her.

"Yes yes I know I'm a bad shot." She glared at him and Trey started laughing he knew better.

Chris asked her, "You still practicing?"

"Hai"

"Good."

"By the way you call me Roxie and he's Tony okay?"

They nodded in agreement then laughed when she chewed her gum obnoxiously and said,
"Ya ready to go Tony?"

"Yeah yeah let's go." He smacked her ass and she leaned into his ear.

"Still over the top." He laughed and walked to the door grabbing her helmet. They left Angela, Hodgins and Charlie standing there with their mouths hanging open.

Angela burst into laughter, "Come on I'll explain it to you."

They reached the garage and Brennan pulled the keys out from her pocket. She held them over Booth's hand. She stared at him; he nodded and took the keys. Getting on he started the bike and she slid on behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist. She pressed up against his back; he mentally groaned and counted the whole way there. They cruised down the road to just outside of down town.

They approached the bar and slowed down. Getting off the bikes, they made their way inside. Booth led them to a back corner and sat in a large round booth. Booth pushed the women on the inside with Brennan right next to him. Angela's dad moved silently and toke up a seat on the outside. Saying nothing but he had a presence that made him felt. A woman shuffled over and asked about drinks.

They ordered and sat down to watch. They discussed other rides and various things. Booth listened with half an ear until they saw a band of bikers come in. They went to another booth on the other side of the room and sat down. Brennan leaned over and for all intense purposes looked like she was nibbling on Booth's ear.

"Those are Bandidos over there."

She nodded towards a table and he gave a slow nod. Scanning the room, he sipped his beer.

"Come on guys I want to play some pool," Brennan led them over to the pool tables, Angela's dad ghosting behind them. Booth saw where this was going. They could see the whole bar while moving around the table.

"We playing for cash Roxie?" Trey asked. She shook her head no.

"We'll play for something more fun," She smirked and Booth started to sweat.

"I think the winner gets to kiss whomever they choose." Booth growled in her ear. She giggled and walked over to rack the balls. Leaning over she gave Booth a view of her shirt from the side, which just barely covered her breasts and smirked at him. She stood up and Booth picked up a cue. Alec grabbed another one and looked at Booth.

"I'll be nice and let you break," Alec said smirking. Booth gave him a slow lazy predatory smile, picked up the chalk and chalked his cue. Leaning over the table, he hit the cue ball perfectly sinking the three and five balls. The balls were spread over the table and he smirked back at Alec. Alec laughed and took his shot and sunk one ball. They heard Angela's dad laugh behind them. He was just standing there holding a beer.

He hadn't said anything all night. He shook his head, glanced at Booth, and cocked his eye. Booth shook his head and leaned over to take his shot when he saw movement from the corner of his eye. He nodded to Brennan who walked around the table and made a show of eyeing his butt, which she did, but she also looked at what he saw. Booth took his shot and sunk two more balls. He stood up and leaned against another table.

Brennan walked up and clung to his arm. Leaning over she whispered in his ear that those were definitely people of Mexican descent. Brennan walked over to Jeanie and grabbed her hand. She started pulling her towards the bathroom. Jeanie caught on and followed her to the bathroom.

"What is with chicks going to the bathroom in groups? It's weird," Darin stated and Janice glared at him.

"Bones is getting a look at our friends over there. They just came in," Booth stated calmly.

Brennan and Jeanie walked by the group that had just walked in. She spun around and walked backwards talking to Jeanie about her new supposedly new shirt. Scanning the group, she saw one of the young men reach to take his beer. There was a calligraphy style z on the inside of his forearm.

They got into the bathroom and Jeanie asked,
"What the hell was that all about?"

"I was trying to observe the guys at that table while appearing to be dumb," Brennan stated. Jeanie laughed and nodded.

"Well you did a good job. So now what?"

"We wait a few minutes and go back to the pool table."

They headed back to the table arriving just in time to see Booth sink the eight ball. She wrapped her arms around him and whispered to him,
"Los Zetas."

He grinned at her and kissed her long and hard. The group stared at them as if they had grown two heads. Angela's father just squinted at them.

"They have to come up for air at some time right?" Alec asked.

I know I know this chapter is a little shorter than normal but hey I had to cut it off there. It was to funny.

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