finally updating this. srry. i just got dumped and am a little upset, but hey! gives me a chance to write and update 4 once!
hehe... NEJI! do ur funk-e thang!
Neji: *twitch-twitch* Do not ever say that again. Because I will kill you. She does not own Naruto.
thx Neji-kun! read on friends! :) ow, my heart... darn u Josh!
Chapter 2: Forest of Death! Not! lol
"This will be a piece of cake. 'Come on girls!" Beeta's narrowed eyes glanced my way. I turned my back on him to hide my scroll. The symbol "Heaven" gleamed in the sunlight. I headed towards our gate and Beeta materialized and walked by me.
"Where do you think you're going without showing me your scroll?" I blew a tuft of hair out of my face and rolled my eyes. I shoved him into the fence and watched, intrigued, as it shocked him repeatedly.
"Alright, remember plan 46. Stall and distract before attack!" It came out as a hiss as I desperately kept my voice down as three fresh Gennin strolled around a corner.
"Well hiya there!" A boy with red triangles on his face grinned at me. His brown eyes gleamed just as our scroll had.
I blinked before I could answer because almost no one spoke to me that openly at random. "Hi, I guess."
"I'm Kiba! Who are you and why don't you have a headband?" Beeta's large form loomed up behind them and I shoved the boy aside and glared up at the Son of Time.
"Touch him and you won't make it out of this test alive, Beeta." I growled. He slinked away mumbling to himself and I turned to see them looking at oddly. "What?" The girls grinned broadly and Kiba shrugged and turned away.
"Well see ya later. Hope you survive this test." He walked away and the tall guy in his squad followed without hesitation, but the girl with light lavender eyes stayed for a moment before finally turning and leaving.
"YOU LIKE HIM!" Genisha exclaimed.
Loriene and Kanin put their heads together and squealed, "KAWI!" I sweat dropped and turned to see the gates had unlocked and were open. I ran forward and heard the girls following me. Good. They need to learn to shut their mouths. Now lets hope they remember what to say when we split up...I spread my arms out and they all disapeared. I stalked quietly through the forest and up to a group.
I walked out and had a sad expression on my face. One of the boys in the group spotted me and headed over fearlessly. "Are you alright?"
I shook my head wildly and began fake crying while blurting out, "I was thrown in here and don't know how to get out!" The boy held out his arms and I rushed forward into his grasp, as if in terror. "Will you save me?"
"Of course..." He murmured into my ear. I smiled slowly.
I ripped a kunei out of my pocket and held it to his throat, "Give me your scroll! Or I will kill your naive comrade!" A girl pulled her scroll out and tossed it over for me to catch. The young boy i had in my grasp was getting clamy and I threw him to the ground to catch the lucky Earth scroll. "Peace, suckers!" I teleported to the tower at the center of the forest as relaxed as my three team mates appeared effortlessly beside me.
"Got them!" Genisha grinned happily as she held up 2 scrolls.
"Me too!" Loriene rested the scrolls on her palm.
"Me as well." Kanin nodded at the door and I strolled inside before opening my scrolls. I stepped back as smoke filled the room and blinded my eyes.
"You finshed earlier than even I expected." A silver haired man in a chunnin or above's flak jacket.
Genisha blushed as he gazed at her and then his eyes sweeped over to me immediately recognizing that she was not I. "Kakashi. Where do we stay? You know we've got like 5 days of resting to do."
"But you didn't even break a sweat. Why do you need to rest?" He hinted to me. "I mean you look like you wasted next to no chakra." Kara's translation: HINT, HINT, WINK, WINK, GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY.
"UM... wow Kakashi. How much Icha Icha Paradise do you read now?" His one visable eye widened at my statement. I stormed out of the room and into the one that was curently occupied by Kiba and his crew. A smile grew on his face as I stood there in shock.
"You made it!" He strolled over over-casually, like he was trying to look cool in front of me. "How'd ya do it so fast? I mean you look great for someone who just survived the forest of death!"
I scoffed at the name. "Forest of death? Not likely. It was to easy for me and my shadow jumpers. Besides that fact, how did you make it here so fast?"
"Someone stumbled into one of our traps and luckily had the right scroll for us." He shrugged his luck off and looked around. "Didn't you have a wolf and a pup with you as well as three team mates?" Gan walked out of the shadows only to glare at him and Ranu peeped over my shoulder.
"I needed fresh air from a certain pervert." The odd sentance rolled off of my tounge as there was nothing wrong with it. I felt eyes boring into the back of my head and I heard buzzing in my ear. "God damn it Beeta!" I swirled around to see Kiba's team mate staring at me from a distance. "Um... akward."
Kiba laughed at me. "Thats Shino. He doesn't talk much. Almost never at all, actually." The girl with raven hair and lavender eyes looked at me rom behind her laughing team mate "Oh, this is Hinata."
She blinked and nodded. "Kiba, how can you just give that information out so willingly? You heard Kurenei Sensei! Not to trust anyone outside of our team."
I smiled at their sensei's name. "You have Kurenei for a sensei? What has this world come to? I mean she's great for a mentor, but she shouldn't be teaching three students at once. She'll just start focusing on one." Hinata looked down and I caught something in her expression that I didn't expect to see on her. What was she so worried about? I had to look after all of the world's nature and I'm just 13! Fun huh?
"T-there is nothing wrong with Kurenei Sensei!" She exclamed suddenly. Kiba turned to stare at her and I nodded. Then something caught my eye, Kiba's ninja hound... something was wrong with him...
"Kiba, what's wrong with-" He shook his head and I realized someone was coming in. Kiba stood in front of me and I leaned around him to see who it was. A red head with light blue eyes rimmmed with black led two people inside. He looked over from the corner of his eyes and made eye contact with me before giving a swift nod of acknowledgement and speeding through the rest of the room.
A growl rumbled from Kiba, "That's why. He spooked Akamaru."
"I- uh- I'll be back you guys..." I murmmered hastily before running around Kiba and heading in the direction of the Sand Shinobe. Kiba reached out to stop me but missed my arm alltogether. I turned the corner and saw him leaning against a cloumn by a window. His sibblings had the room and I walked steadily toward the red head in front of me. "Gaara..." I whispered loud enough for him to hear.
He turned to me, pain glistening in his eyes once again. "You should leave me be as my sibblings do. I do not wish to kill you, Kara..."