For a full 15 minutes, rubbish songs continued to play. It was like a whole damn army of them. Whoever decided that these songs should be played to the public who led very busy lives should be shot. Just when I was about to turn it off a song that I actually really liked came on. Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend'.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine I want you mine You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
Hell yeah I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
As I continued to sing and prance about shaking my ass, Ashley walked in, instantly recognising the song and danced along with me belting out the words, but sounding exactly like her. Wow. I didn't even think twice about jumping on the table and dancing along while she danced moving around the room.
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
Ashley quickly moved from her place on the bed and jumped up onto the table to dance right up beside me.
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
Now come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapping around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can do it better
There's no other No one can this thing,
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
Me and Ashley continued to dance around the room and make fool of ourselves before both of us crashed into Dave's rock solid chest. I think that if it wasn't for the table top next to us, all three of us would have toppled to the floor.
'Hey what are you two doing?' He said holding me around the waist but Ashley round the shoulders.
'Singing and Dancing' Ashley said smiling nicely up at her dad, not forgetting those puppy dog eyes that made him soft.
'Yeah.' I said looking at Ashley then moving my gaze towards Dave again.
'Oh really.' He said cockily. 'Do all people who sing and dance do it on the table?'
'Dad! You were spying on us!? Oh my gosh! There is never any privacy in this house!' Ashley said walking out the door mumbling to herself. Oh my Gosh! She's leaving me here! Alone! With Dave! This ain't good.
'You know, you should of told me you like to dance, and especially on tables.' He said smirking at me.
'Ha ha very funny Romeo Reject, next time say something more sweet and not so that it implies me sounding like a whore.' I said turning away from him to go and sit down at the desk me and Ashley had just been caught dancing on.
'Hey I wasn't implying that, its just that I have a desk that hasn't gotten any use in a long time that cost me a lot of money and I thought, instead of dancing on this old wrecked thing, you could do something on the other desk. Its big enough.' He said implying something completely different than dancing. 'In fact it could fit many people on there but I think I could settle for just the one.'
'That just sounds even worse you pervert! Gosh! Men these days.' I said trying not to laugh.
'I can't help what the whole population of men think. And besides, their my fellow team mates, why would I wanna turn on them?' He said shutting and locking the door.
I stood up moving papers around the room and into filing cabinets.
'I don't know. Sign an agreement maybe stating that you are under my command and that whatever I say, goes. Even if that means betraying your own "team mates" as you call them.' I said stopping in front of Dave.
Umm...why was he looking at me that way?