Tsuna Epic Fail…2
Tsuna's eyes closed, and his breath dragged by.
He was so tired.
Certainly a few minutes of sleep will not hurt…
This all happened so fast.
Only ten minutes, and the house was destroyed.
This is exactly what happened.
WARNING: Rated PG-13. Children under specified age may not, and I repeat, may NOT do the following acts stated in the below scenario!
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Lambo entered Tsunayoshi's room, extremely and completely bored out of his friggen mind.
"Lambo-san is bored!" He yelled, tilting his chin up spitefully.
Seconds ticked by, until he scowled, and looked around, only to realize Tsuna was currently drooling all over his pillow.
"Hahah! Stupid Tsuna fell asleep!" He shouted.
Suddenly, a thought struck him, and a grin split his face.
You see, Lambo may seem like a bold and capricious brat at times, but he certainly is not dumb.
On the contrary.
He's too smart.
So, when he saw the opportunity to make an epic fail, he took it.
This been said, Lambo went to the kitchen, careful to not make any noise and wake Sawada.
He opened the fridge, and scanned what kind of materials would be useful.
He proceeded to grab a handful of strawberries, whip cream, and left-over pizza from two days ago.
He placed his items on the table, and went for the bathroom.
Lambo came back with gloves on his hands.
He grabbed the whip cream, and headed into Tsuna's room. He opened the closet door, and grabbed Tsuna's running shoes.
He poured the whip cream inside Tsuna's shoes.
He went back to the kitchen and grabbed the rest of his materials.
Lambo "mopped" the floor with the pizza, staining the floor a rich orange color.
He then bit into the strawberry, and spat it out.
Lambo smashed the strawberry on Tsuna's hair.
"Heh," He said, "Now the finale'!"
Lambo went into the kitchen, and rummaged through the drawers, until he found a pair of scissors, some duct tape, paper, and a lighter.
He headed into Tsuna's room, and started giving poor Tsunayoshi a "stylish" haircut. He grabbed the pieces of cut hair, and duct taped them to the walls and the floor.
He then grabbed almost all the paper he could, and duct taped them all around the house.
Lambo smiled.
He lit the paper and the hair on fire, causing the alarm to go off, and…
"HIIIIIIIE?" Tsuna screamed on top of his lungs.
WORST CASE SCENERIO NUMBER TWO: Never stay at a sleep over at Tsunayoshi's residence. You might die of cow-provoked asphyxiation.