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A/N: I have some serious apologies to be making to all the readers!!!!! First of all I'm soooo sorry this is so short but as I'm on my hols I will be writing up a longer chappie soon (like 2moz). And that will hopefully be up pretty soon. I'm soo sorry it took so long for this chapter to be up but I haven't had the internet for a while since the other computer crashed and I basically lost all of the work on it. And that mixed with a little writers block really didn't help. So now that the computer is freshly up and running with a new internet etc etc... I can post this short but (hipefull) sweet chappie just to keep you going and for a taster of what is to come. Thanks sooo much to all my readers and please please please forgive meeeee!!!!! -x-
Monique had desperately been trying to avoid Sirius over the past few days. If I can just wean myself of him then maybe I won't fancy him anymore. Not that I ever did fancy him. Yep I will go totally cold turkey on Sirius Black until my brain re-arranges itself back into its usual position and I will get over these weird thoughts of fancying him.
"Malcolm," Kiera said. Monique had to resist rolling her eyes. Kiera was really starting to bug her.
"Yeah," Monique forced herself to smile.
"I was wondering if you could help me with my Transfiguration technique. Professor McGonagall said it was alright to use an empty classroom. I really need help on it," Kiera simpered. Monique's eye could've started twitching with its want to roll.
"Sure, lead the way," Monique smiled. Monique followed Kiera down a series of corridors and into an empty classroom, out of the way. Kiera smiled and took Monique's hand. Ok, this is getting uncomfortable. Kiera was smiling at Monique. Oh dear. Kiera sauntered over and backed Monique up against the wall.
"I know you're not gay," she whispered. Ohmigod!!!! She is waaaaaay too close right now.
"Actually I am, I'm very gay. Very attracted to guys. All guys! I'm gaaaaay!!!" Monique said panicking.
"Don't worry, I won't tell Sirius," Kiera said. In moments their lips were touching. Noooooo! I'm not gaaaaay you idiot! I don't kiss girls! I'm not a lesbiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!! Monique shoved Kiera off her. Kiera fell to the floor.
"Ewwwww!!!!" Monique spat onto the ground. "That was so wrong!"
"Too right mate," Sirius was stood in the doorway. He looked furious.
"Sirius!" Kiera said. "It… it…. Sirius…."
"This isn't what it looks like. I don't like Kiera. I don't even like girls in that way," Monique said.
"Sure you don't mate. That's why you were slobbering over my girlfriend," Sirius said.
"No, she came onto me," Monique said.
"That's what they all say," Sirius said. And he left angrily.
"Sirius!" Kiera whimpered and ran out after him. Biatch.