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A/N: So here's the next chapter! I hope you like it, I apologise once again to The Green Bird (was it you who had to remind me about the uniform? Sorry about that, I have changed it incase you didn't know). I'm working on the next chapter as I'm on my school holidays and I have nothing better to do except homework and shopping in this boring little village. So yeah, I've been updating pretty quickly for once haven't I? Pluz I've had a sudden flurry of creativity! hehe So anyway enjoy and please please please review! I love getting reviews (as does any writer I guess!) but I really appreciate all my reviewers and I'm not going to list all their usernames but if I read a review and you're asking a definite question I will try to reply to it (if I can). So thanks to everyone who reviews! You know this is the best fanfic I've ever written, I have loads of reviews and over 7000 reads for this fic! I'm sooooo proud of myself! YAY! I guess I'd better stop rambling so here's the story... xxx

Sirius decided it was about time for revenge. No girl messed him around without getting just as good back. He was Sirius Black. He had a reputation to keep.

"Remus stop complaining and just write down what I tell you," Sirius snapped.

"I don't get why I have to write it down," Remus said. "I'm sure you're perfectly capable of using a quill aren't you?"

"Yes but you're my scribe! That's the point! I speak and you write, no questions asked. Please Moony, just do it," Sirius said. "This is important." The Marauders were sat in an empty classroom. This was strange for a Saturday afternoon, they'd usually spend their weekends pranking, sneaking down to Hogsmeade or lounging outside in the sun. Well, Sirius was stood at the front of the class. Remus was sat at a desk crouched over a scroll of parchment. James was slouching on a desk, staring out of the window at Lily and a few of her friends studying outside in the sun. The only one sitting properly was Peter. He sat, paying attention as if it were a lesson.

"Ok, this is going to be my list of possibilities. I'm going to show Monique she can't mess me around. Now, there's that blonde one in Ravenclaw. Rachel! That's her name. Rachel from Ravenclaw. Siobhan Myers, she's pretty. Victoria Redwood, now there's a stunner…" And the list went on. Remus's hand was aching by the end of it. It took up almost two feet of parchment in Remus's tiny handwriting.

"That's just the first draft. Now I have to work out a shortlist of about twenty. Then ten, then five then the lucky girl who gets asked out," Sirius grinned, obviously proud of his wonderful plan.

"I still don't get why we're sat in here on a sunny Saturday afternoon Padfoot," James sighed.

"I need your help on choosing these girls. Come on guys, I'm no miracle worker. There's just not enough time to use all these girls against Monique and Alex," Sirius spat his name as if it were poison.

"Sirius, half of these girls have boyfriends," James said, scanning the list.

"Not until they know I'm after them," Sirius said. You could visualise him following that up with an evil laugh.

"Sirius, you have enough on your plate without having a load of angry boyfriends on your back," James said. "Cross out all the taken girls Moony, it's wrong to mess with them."

"Fine Prongs, practically ruin my plan," Sirius sniffed. "Who's left?" Remus scribbled out a couple more names.

"A lot of girls, do we really have to do this? Why is Monique that important?" Remus asked.

"Because, no one messes with Sirius Black!" Sirius declared.

The boys debated who should be short listed for hours.

"No way should Jennifer Thomas be taken off there!" James said. "She's much better looking than Alice Pentry!"

"No way Prongs! Jennifer is too short! She's a midget! I need someone taller, with a little height but not too much height," Sirius said. "Take Jennifer off there!" Remus drew a line through Jennifer's name.

"Sirius, we've been here ages! Can we please go back to the common room? The kitchens? I need food!" Peter wined.

"No not yet Peter! I just need to pick one out of these five. Then we're finally done," Sirius said. "Let's work it into a list."

"Yvonne is definitely fifth," James said.

"Agreed," Sirius grinned.

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"So that's that then," Sirius grinned and flexed his fingers. "Daisy Fairbrother, you're my lucky girl." Remus's hand ached.

"Never again," he muttered.

"Now can we go to the kitchens?" Peter asked.

"YES!" the other three snapped.

It turned out it was dinner time anyway so the boys went down to the Great Hall with the rest of the school. Peter didn't notice anything once he'd started eating. Sirius purposely chose a seat next to Daisy. She seemed to melt into a blonde, giggly syrup. It didn't take long for her to agree to go out with him on the next Hogsmeade trip. She laughed at everything he said, even if it weren't funny.

"Hey Alex," Monique smiled, a little way down the table. Monique was wedged between Lily and Alex. She neatly fitted under his arm. Sirius took notice of this and put his arm around Daisy. Monique didn't seem to notice him. He was surprised; most of the Great Hall kept glancing angrily at Daisy as her shrill giggles pierced their ears.

"I've got to go babe, detention," Alex, got up smoothly.

"I'll see you later then," Monique smiled. She knew Sirius was watching and pulled Alex down for a long kiss. She could sense his anger. It amused her. Alex grinned to himself and left Monique feeling triumphant once again.

"Erm, Monique, you might want to check out the spectacle taking place to your left," Lily said tentatively. Monique turned her head. The arrogant smile on her lips soon turned to a look of disgust. Daisy Fairbrother was practically on Sirius's lap as they attempted to suck each other's face off.

"That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I mean, with all his fan girls saying how much of a good kisser he is why does it look like he's just attached his face to hers and decided to have a serious vacuum down her throat?" Monique asked. Sirius's obvious display of affection earned him a detention from Professor McGonagall but the look he saw on Monique's face was worth it. So worth it.

Monique stomped up to the Common Room. What an arrogant prat! Sucking that poor innocent girl's face off just to spite me! Well if he thinks he can get away with pulling one over on me he has another thing coming! It's time for the school to see what an attractive guy Sirius Black really is!