Damn guys thanks for the support cuz Ari thinks u are all awesome.

Shika: too bad no one can say the same for you..

Ari: Whatdya say bitch? :

Shika: troublesome… er… *sweatdrops* hehe DISCLAIMER: Ari does not own anything. She is a poor hobo-

Ari: Sakura can you bash the shit out of Shikamaru and Ino you too?

Both: Hai ( hai means yes)

Shika: NOOOOOOOO! *Runs*

*Kick*

*Slap*

*Punch*

Sakura: Now what do you say Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: ….

Ino: SAY IT GOD DAMN IT BITC-

Shikamaru: I'm sorry… what a drag. Stupid girls… bitches…

Ari: Sorry for the inconvenience but the rest is censored due to the Kunoichi girls all bashing the shit out of him. It's your funeral Shika. Say Goodbye guys.

Sorry for the short sucky story last time but I just wanted to let you know this is still being updated.

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Naruto leaned in closer.

And closer.

His face was about inches away from hers.

Stop.

Now.

Why couldn't she speak.

STOP!

NOW.

Oh.

Kami.

You punch a guy and the next thing you know he wants to kiss you?

Boys are a mystery I may never begin to understand.

Like at all.

"Er…"

Naruto furrowed his brows in annoyance as he turned towards the disturbance.

Standing there was: Sasuke Uchiha, a raven haired boy, sole survivor of the Uchiha clan.

'Wait it's too young for them to be slaughtered. This is the nice Sasuke'

Sakura turned her head slowly her mind flickering on images of the past.

Sasuke Uchiha, the boy she had loved. The boy who stole her heart and then left for the power of a notorious criminal.

'SASUKE FREAKING UCHIHA'

'Inner?'

'Who'd you think it was outer? There's none other like me…'

'Err well we're the same person so there is another like you…'

'Heh'

'Your back! What took you so long.?'

'I only appear in rather stressful times'

'And this is one of them. Hottie's back. Still looking fiiine. But this is the bitch that left us for the creepy snake guy'.

'Hey mind your language. She's six'

'Technically she's 18 and she's all MINE! Sakura-chan!' .

'Err Inner who are they?'

'Oh just a few… friends… we picked up along the way of time travel'

Well

"The one that talks with BOLD and ITALIC's name is Avery'

"The one that talks like this with just ITALIC, name is Alex (He's a guy btw'.

'Hello voices in my head.'