Woop, woop. Were on number 4!
Why are you so happy?
No reason.
My guess is that either he got lucky last night, or because the new years party is tonight.
Both!
Who was it last night, Padfoot?
Keep you fat nose out you, just because you haven't had any action.
Again with the bullying, Black! Anyway I'm not going to the party.
Why not my Lilyflower?
Stop calling me that Potter. The reason for me not going is because last year your friend got drunk and punched Severus in the face.
I do that everyday anyway so why would I have to be drunk?
Well Black, do you sing ring-a-ring-a-roses or ask Remus to meet you in the broom closet everyday?
He does actually.
Actually I don't think it could have made Snape any uglier. In fact I think it was quite good for him.
Why is that, idiot?
After I punched him he left the party and started blubbering. I was happy after he left. Evans you should have been thanking me.
Black?
Yes?
Go die.
You are so lovely and kind I can see why Prongs loves you.
Potter doesn't love me, he can't be in love when he is only seventeen!
Lily, I've loved you since fourth year, why can't you see it? Why do you think I always ask you out, it is obviously not to embarrass you. If I wasn't serious I would have stopped asking you by now.
Hey! You're not Sirius I am!
Sirius! Not the right time.
Potter I understand that you have a weird infatuation with me. But you ask me out everyday. The day doesn't feel right if you have asked me. I dread the next day, thinking up the next awful thing you're going to do.
It isn't awful. At least I don't call you a mud – you know. Snape does and your still friends with him.
Potter what about 'a song for my Lilyflower'? What about the Halloween ball last year, you asked me to dance while throwing punch at Severus!
But don't you see Lily? At least my heart is in it.
Can't you finish your love fest later? I want to answer questions.
Potter, Black is one of the reasons I always say no because 'a song for my Lilyflower' was written by him. I could tell. If you had wrote it, it would have been better than it was.
Ok, Lily I'm sorry. I mean it.
Q. The names Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, what do they mean? I heard you using them in the hall the other day.
They don't mean anything. Just something cool we made up, what clever boys we are.
It's simple. Wormtail means rat really, so Peter is a rat because he squealed on us to McGonagall in first year.
Padfoot resembles a dog's foot. Dog's have fleas so therefore this is Sirius.
Hey. I do not have fleas!
We all no you have some 'diseases' Black.
Moony is Remus because he showed off his 'moon' in fourth year.
No I didn't.
Yes you did.
He-ka-is-trying-ka-to-ka-cover-ka-up-ka!
Peter! You idiot everyone knows what that says.
Yeah you could have just said it instead of writing it down.
Well, what do those names mean?
Nothing my dear.
Please don't call me that, it's really creepy because you waggle your eyebrows when you say it.
He does that when he talks to me too. He calls me gay, but I think he is trying to cover up for himself.
I'm not gay.
Yeah we believe you. Hey! I used sarcasm!!
You idiot, you don't point out that you are using sarcasm.
Padfoot, if my memory serves me correct in the last segment you added 'sarcasm intended' at the end of your sentence.
Ha! You got owned!
Shut up you. It's cool when I do it, but look! Wormtail is copying me again. I don't know why you stick up for him he isn't that innocent!
We only stick up for him because we don't like you.
Q. Sirius, I would like to go out with you one night. I'm a Gryffindor, but first I would like to know how many girls on average do you see a week?
About five.
Five?!?
Yeah I have Mondays and Sundays off for Quidditch.
Potter are you as bad as this?
James only goes out with girls he likes. Sirius goes out with anyone who isn't in Slytherin.
Except the insane ones who try to shave of my eyebrows when I'm asleep.
Why would anyone want to do that?
No comment.
Oh yeah, remember when he told us that little 'incident'.
If you don't shut up this minute I will go and get that picture you drew of Evans.
Shutting up.
What picture?
Nothing Lily, Sirius is just joking.
Sirius why don't you want a proper relationship with a girl who has a personality, and not just go for what she looks like.
It's boring, you have to go out on dates just to get something out of it.
Is that all you want?
Mostly, yes.
See Lily, James isn't as bad as him.
Yeah but at least the girls know what I want, so I don't have to break their heart later.
One day these girls are going to make a pact and try and destroy you.
No they wouldn't they love me too much.
Black, you are the shallowest person I know, it makes me laugh.
What in a friendly funny way, or in an i hate you way.
Neither it just makes me laugh.
Prongs, I think I've just been put in the running for Evan's heart.
You haven't Black, I'd rather go out with Potter than you.
Lily, I know you will hate me after this but why don't you give him a chance?
Who Sirius? If you just suggested him I will definitely hate you.
Sirius? No James.
You're talking like I'm not here.
It's the closet thing to you not being here.
Well Lily, what do you say, give James a chance?
Remus, we will talk later ok? We can finish this first.
Ok.
Prongs, I think you could be in with a chance.
She only said that to get Moony to shut up.
Whatever.
Padfoot, you have the attention span of a squirrel. Rap up the question.
Why me?
It was directed to you.
Okay then. Right 'questioner' I will go on a 'date' with you. On average I see five girls a week so you have to know what you're in for.
Later – between Lily and Remus.
Lily why won't you give him a chance? He practically poured his heart out to you earlier.
He just wants to see how far he can get with me. It's probably a bet he had between him and Sirius.
Lily you know that's not true. He loves you and I know you love him.
Who told you that?
Marion.
Marion told you?
Yes, so I know it's true.
Why didn't you say anything to James?
You're my friend; I wouldn't tell him your secrets.
Thanks Remus.
I suggest you tell him though, Lily.
I can't Remus.
Do you want me to tell him?
No, that's too cowardly, I will tell him soon.
Sorry for this chapter taking a few days, my internet has been down so it has been working.