This is getting totally boring now, its driving me insane. EVERY WEEK PRONGS!
I am not your agony aunt, so fuck off!
Really can I go?
Shut up, you know what I meant, idiot.
Well, you should clarify your answers before you write them or you will have someone as smart as me pointing them out.
Black, Crabbe from Slytherin is smarter than you.
But does he have dashing good looks like me?
A piece of crap is better looking than you, Padfoot.
You got that right.
Moony everyone knows you have the hots for me, there is no need to bottle up your feelings.
If I fancied you, you would have thought I would have tried it on by now.
I don't know how a gay man's mind works.
Sirius, you're obsessed with Moony being gay.
Your point?
I think he means, Black, that you ask Remus so much, its like you want him to be gay.
There are a lot of weird things about you.
Like what?
You think McGonagall is fit.
You 'see' about five different girls a week and you never want a proper relationship.
You're a perverted slob.
You like to jump around our dorm in your boxers singing 'I'm too sexy'.
What is it? Pick on Sirius day?
My favourite day of the year.
Q: My friend has a confidence problem. She is self conscious about her looks (Problem that will go away in time, every other girl in her family had to deal with it) and has to put up with teasing. How do I get her self confidence up? She needs to be more assertive and needs to stop being a doormat.
If your friend is fit and needs a confidence booster tell her 'I'll drop by'. That ought to make her a bit more confident.
This person is trying to give their friend confidence, so this means she does not want to be judged on her looks!
What's a better confidence booster than making out with me?
Or me? I'm just as good as you Padfoot, maybe even better!
I'm sure!
You want to take this outside Black?
I'm right behind you, Potter!
Don't guys! Break it up!
Bring it Potter!
Aren't you going to try and stop them from killing each other?
They are really good actors, Lily. Always have been always will be.
What do you mean?
They are playing up for an audience which unfortunately today, consists of yourself.
Aw, Moony! You gave it away, she was falling for it too.
I must say Black. I was really putting my money on Potter. What I would give for you to be out of my life.
One day Lily I will save you from him and then to my utter delight I will be branded with the nickname 'Lily Evans' Knight in Shining Armour.'
I must say Potter, you have an overactive imagination.
Is she insulting you or not?
Mildly.
Pete do you vanish on random occasions because you don't normally write much.
No, I just have nothing much to say.
Q. Lilly – why don't you give James a chance? He is gorgeous, funny and clever. If I had a guy like him chasing me, I would say yes in a second.
Lily, what do you say?
James, what's the point?
In what?
Going out with you.
You called him James! OMG!
It's a name, Black, get over it.
The point? I love you.
Go on Lily!
You just want to parade me around on your arm like the other girls, to let everyone know that I am yours.
Okay then Lily, if it was between me and Prongs, who would it be?
Well, obviously neither, but if I had to pick I'd pick James. I would catch something if I went out with you.
I have nothing you can catch.
How do you know?
I'm not stupid, like I'd take the risk of getting the girl pregnant or catching something.
God, Black I never knew you were sensible.
Exactly, I'm not the stupid man-whore you always make me out to be.
No your not, just a sensible man-whore.
Wow, a complement off Lily Evans herself, I feel privileged!
You should.
Now I'm a sensible man-whore, can I ask you a question?
If you must.
Go out with James?
No.
If you gave me one chance you would be begging to go out with me again.
I'm not that desperate, Potter.
One date!
Go on, Lily.
You know you want to, babe.
Just because I called you sensible, doesn't mean you can call me babe. God you're such an annoyance.
A sexy annoyance that everyone goes for, even Remus.
There you go again! You're dying for Moony to say he is gay.
At least I don't pop in now and again to write my opinion, fatty.
Yeah well, so what?
What a great comeback. How do you think up great things like that? Enlighten me with more!
Way to be sarcastic.
A natural gift.
No, the only natural gift you have is to be annoying.
Well said, Potter.
Well, are you going to go out with him then?
Please Lily.
Just one date.
Yahoo!
How immature, Prongs.
Leave him alone; do you, Lily I think you have made him happier than when we won the Quidditch game last year.
God, I never knew James was such a social reject.
He is as much as one as you are.
So a big one then?
Anyway now James and Lily are in love, how about you and me, Hogsmeade Saturday?
We are not in love!
I know I am!
No im okay, Padfoot, we can go as friends though.
Hey what about me?
Well, you're a big step down from the gorgeous Moony, but if I must-
I'll pass.
Sorry about this chapter guys, it's not my best. Please don't be too harsh with the reviews.
-xBlack-Magicx-