OMG! We are on number six already.
OMG! I didn't know you could count that high.
I can count to ten!
What a clever boy you are.
How did the date go?
Perfect.
It wasn't as awful as I thought it would be.
How about somewhere else next time?
Who said there would be a next time?
But you said it wasn't awful! Can we go out again some time?
I'll think about, Potter.
Hey, I forgot! Guess what Monday next week is?
Please say it's the day you move to the other side of the world.
It's my birthday!
Joy.
Evans, what are you going to get me?
Oh, I don't know, how about a knife to stab you with?
What's wrong with you?
Sirius, we all hate your birthday.
Thanks.
Do you know why we hate your birthday?
Why?
Let's see.
1.You make us stay up until 12°clock to wish you a happy Birthday.
2. At 5 in the morning, you jump up and down on your bed demanding presents.
3. If people do not remember that its your birthday, you burst into to bogus sobs hoping for comfort.
I feel sorry for you guys having to live with him.
That's nothing, he lives at my house now.
I've never felt as sorry for you as I have now.
You'd love to live with me, Evans.
I think if I had to live with you, I would kill myself.
Q. What annoys you the most?
Black annoys me the most.
I agree.
Me too.
Well, all of you annoy me. I don't know why I am your friend.
Slytherins annoy me.
Yeah, Slytherins are annoying.
And stupid.
They are all ugly too.
Evans? Why do I annoy you?
Just the little things you do annoy the hell out of me.
Moony why do I annoy you?
You think I'm gay and you always try and get people to believe it.
James?
Everyone is annoying.
That's true. You are annoying, Potter.
Come on, Lily, I'm not as annoying as I used to be.
I don't know, you can have your moments.
Moony you're annoying sometimes.
Why is that?
You're never mean to anyone.
Is that a bad thing?
Yes, especially when we are pranking, you try and get us out of doing it.
I love pranking! It's so much fun.
It maybe funny for you, Black. But what about the people who are at the other end of your pranks.
God! Do you have to take the fun out of everything?
Q. Sirius, do you prefer to have your hair straight or curly?
Well, I'm not really sure, it's nice to have a change.
You have it curly for Quidditch.
Yeah, my hairs naturally curly, so if I have it straight for Quidditch and it rains, it will go messy and curly! God, Prongs don't you know the rules of hair?
Potter your hair is naturally messy. Isn't it?
Yes.
I think for dates, I'd have it straight.
My hair is too short too mess about with.
Why don't you grow it out Moony?
I don't know, it takes you about an hour a day to do your hair.
Well, it may take ages but at least it looks good, and the girls like to run their fingers through long hair.
Black, do you know how gay you sound?
What because I take care of my hair?
You act like it is your pride and joy.
Well, what else can spend my time on other than my hair?
Homework?
A relationship?
Pranking?
Well, I can copy Moony's homework. Prongs can cope with sorting out pranks without me and why would I want a relationship?
You have an answer for everything don't you, Padfoot?
It's better than not having an answer. Like Wormtail.
Bring me into everything why don't you.
You have a tendency for doing that too, Padfoot.
What?
You bring Peter into everything.
So what's your point?
It's bloody annoying!
Keep your boxers on mate!
How can I when I have you in my life?
God! Everyone is against me today.
No we are against you everyday. Like Peter said, you're bloody annoying.
Most girls don't seem to think so.
That's because you don't talk to them.
Owned!
Prongs, will you stop saying that? It is SO annoying.
No. Face ache.
How amusing.
Q. Sirius – do you prefer your friends to the girls you go out with?
I prefer my friends, ever heard of the expression – bros before hoes?
I hate that expression.
Well, don't worry Lily. I will always put you before that idiot.
Traitor!
Shut up.
By the way, James would it be okay if Severus comes and talks in number 7?
Now, why would we want to do a stupid thing like that?
To get his opinion on the questions.
Again. Why would we want a stupid dirty Slytherin talking on this?
Come on Padfoot. What about house unity?
He will poison the minds of Hogwarts and make them want to be death eaters!
Don't judge him for being in Slytherin, Black.
Ok then, don't judge me for going out with 5 different girls a week!
Must you always turn the conversation to yourself?
Yep, well it is the best subject we can talk about!
Lily, does Snape really have to come?
Yes.
Well, it's not your decision to make is it Evans. Hence the title 'The Marauder's Advice'. Not 'Lily's Advice'
Well, I think that Snape should come.
We do not want that slimeball greasing up the advice!
Don't be so childish, Black! Even Dumbledore said we should have house unity!
Yeah but it doesn't mean we should be inviting Snivellus to this! It's about the Marauder's not Death eaters!
Well he is coming and that is final!
Hi everyone, any questions to ask Snape, I can't think of any :P xx